2020-10-01 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Yes or no?
Originally posted by aldra
he's furiously crywanking to a prison documentary
warioat
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Cloud Boyz are the gay sex meth smoking version of proud boys.
Which is to say just the Prpud Boys but in turquoise polos.
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2020-10-01 at 1:27 AM UTC
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OMFG its October.
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2020-10-01 at 12:56 AM UTC
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Yes or no?
Originally posted by aldra
also no fucking way.
I'm not giving in to a giant blue cock that threatens to take 10 years of my life if I don't let it rape me.
It's just lying about everything to manipulate you into sucking it. It doesn't have any money or power. Aldra wins
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mmQ
Obligatory
I'll take you off the rails behind the train shed and show you the wrestling starting positions
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2020-09-30 at 10:01 PM UTC
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saddam hussein dint attack us
when I was a little kid I used to draw saddam hiding in his bunker on the back of all my homework assignments and I spent months incorportating him into all my drawings and art because I thought the idea of some dude with a beard hiding in a bunker from the soldiers for months while the world looks for him was funny. Like 'where in the world' is he and they got trucks and helicopters all over but he's literally under them just chilling watching them look for him on his TV.
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2020-09-30 at 10 PM UTC
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Well debate night tonight.
Trump interrupted Biden 10x as much. That's not made up, you can count the interruptions yourself.
It's actually over 10, but I rounded down to give it a nice number.
If that's how people want a president to act, I don't know what the fuck to say. Anyone who votes for Trump is straight retarded. This guy is a child. It's so comical that people have been deluded into thinking Biden represents "the far left" when the man used to consider himself a Republican and worked for Republican politicians in the 60's until he decided he didn't like Nixon. And good on him, Nixon was a criminal just like the man he's running against now.
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2020-09-30 at 7:25 PM UTC
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Well debate night tonight.
Originally posted by mmQ
What about my Johnathan Taylor Thomas teen heartthrob poster?
Favorite. What a slab of meat.
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weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
The push boys I've met seemed like good guys, they dont act obnoxious like antifa fruits.
I used to think antifa was cool during occupy wall street, but they go about is really especially these days.
Im trying to get a job as a security guy for the frat by ut and I have a hammer, a baseball bat, and i know to use them.
Im not allowed to own a gun ever.. but I want to get a switchblade but im not sure if I got those rights back to own knives.
Switchblade is my favorite weapon, just something you feel when you're walking up behind some inspecting asshole who has it come and clicking it out and facing the blade away from you holding at your side before you swiftly start walking circles and their fat big ass stabbing them multiple times and bailing
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2020-09-30 at 4:30 AM UTC
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Drinking and driving?
3 or 4 ismt too many. Just gotta get a cup of coffee in me, do a couple jumping jacks, wait for the GHB to wear off.
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2020-09-30 at 3 AM UTC
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Yes or no?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I wouldn't do it for the money, I'd just do it to live 10 years longer. I'd donate the money to charity and suck it again if I got an additional 10 years on the planet. Think about how ballsy you'd be knowing that nothing could happen in the next 10 years that would kill you. Sign me up for the teal dick experience please
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2020-09-29 at 4:13 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
It's always good one when you make an analogy that makes me laugh when I'm sober. You're a good analogier 👍
Thank you, I'm glad you're laughing while sober. I had a good laugh tonight at an analogy a friend of mine used while changing brake pads on someones truck. It was the kinda laugh where afterword you're like "holy shit that was involuntary and genuine" and is basically equivalent to at least 250 everday run of the mill chuckles and internet "lols" probably more. I thaid mirthy me
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2020-09-29 at 4 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Are they stiff or dangly like snuffleupagus. ( my phone doesn't have snuffy as a built in word prediction and that's bullshit. I will be sending vitriolic emails to headquarters).
They're the most snuffy of the snuffleupagusest!
His lips are also made of satin and when he purses them together it sounds like track pants brushing up against a tent
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Originally posted by aldra
worst part is the weird hot/cold shocks and being unable to sleep
all in all could be a lot worse though
Im debating whether to taper down the cymbalta. few weeks ago when i forgot to take it straight up thought i had covid. Couldnt breathe, dizzy, heart racing. Ran over a bunch if cones at the drive up test site and the person watching was like WTF mate?
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Put up ur own picture & we can all have a giggle.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Did you kill someone and dump their body in the ocean then?
Does a sand shark when fishing & fresh sauteed conch count ?!
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2020-09-26 at 4:41 PM UTC
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BATTLE ROYALE!
Red refuses to use the internet to expand his business, and may never reach his true potential
MMQ retreats to his sad cocoon and shuns his friends for months at a time and thats NOT COOL
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
the secret is to actually 100% comit to your role and don't fucking pretend to be the cops!...no no no...you ARE the cops mother fucker and the warrant you printed off your shit 2003 ink jet printer is in fact legit and ur coming in whether the homeowner likes it or not! Make it a fun adventure and employ a few friends to help!
PRO TIP: If there is a dog, shoot it. esp if its a big dog but if its a tiny dog that is absolutrly no threat make absolutely sure that you dispatch it as well in order to assert your dominance over the homeowner and to display that you aren't playing fucking games and you need everything of value in order to satisfy the warrant that judge laudamier wethington of federal circuit court 23 signed and employed you and your colleagues to satisfy
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Don't forget to throw a flashbang into any cribs too.
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2020-09-25 at 5:10 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by FutureMan2030
baby.
komodoweird
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