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JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2020-11-13 at 3:17 AM UTC
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Anal Winking
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
they would tickle a kid's butthole with a feather to see if he could clench it, if there was no reaction they assumed he'd been penetrated because his butthole was unable to tense up
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Don't tell them I am a lonely old, fat faggot on the internet who ponders wiping his ass.
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2020-11-09 at 3:20 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein
tell that nigger to wash the crayon off his arms
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
One time, like 15 years ago, I went to a friend's place in downtown Vancouver and we all got drunk and took some ecstacy.
Then one of my friends is like "yo, check this out", and he takes me into the other room, and there's a duck just chilling in the room.
The ecstacy made it all a bit surreal straight from the start.
They said they just found it in a park and took it home with them earlier that day.
The next day, we all took public transit (buses, SkyTrain, all that shit) back out to Surrey with our duck in one of those open top fabric shopping bags.
When we got to my place, all my friends passed out from our day drinking, but the duck wouldn't stop quacking all through the night.
My landlords upstairs called me and asked me if I had a duck in my suite, and told me it was keeping them up.
My friends somehow slept through it all.
I had no choice but to take it outside myself and leave it near a small pond.
The poor thing must have felt confused and lost as fuck.
Moral of the story: ducks are fucking loud.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
lol, that's a livestream of a completely lunatic fucking loser weirdo who keeps laughing to himself
He literally just called turnip an 8th degree 3d chess grand master. What a complete victim and loser. He seems unhinged and likely an MRA who's cut himself before. Sad.
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2020-11-07 at 5:47 PM UTC
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TRUMP 2020!!!
I might do it because I have the perfect spot and I think that would be a cute addition next to the birdhouse.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
I told you so,, I wanna see the leftys burn it all down, sell us out and prove everything biden was accused of to be true,, I wanna see Chinese motherfuckers enslave the masses and make you all produce FUBU cloths and Nike sneakers
So you want America to fail?
And here I just wanted Trump to do a good job the whole time.
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2020-11-06 at 4:01 AM UTC
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TRUMP 2020!!!
Originally posted by -SpectraL
He wasn't supposed to say anything, and he shouldn't even have been up there during the counting of the votes. The campaigning stage was already over.
*walks out of thread*
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2020-11-05 at 12:47 PM UTC
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Biden winning
I bet One-term Donny didn't sleep a wink last night, I bet he was pacing the halls like a weird little two-legged centaur, asking people way smarter than him to get votes thrown out or get Biden arrested or something.
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2020-11-05 at 4:26 AM UTC
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nigger fatigue
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Black Hole
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Originally posted by Ooh whoa, ooh whoa, ooh whoa You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever and I'll be there You are my love, you are my heart And we will never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl quit playin' We're just friends, what are you sayin' Said
A ton actually.
Me and my friends used to party in gmod and tf2 all the time
so that is your reference point? Online "parties" with people who have also never been to parties? I cried and cringed at the same time. I would kill myself if my son turned out anything like you
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2020-11-05 at 4:26 AM UTC
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Who would make best mod?
Originally posted by Ooh whoa, ooh whoa, ooh whoa You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever and I'll be there You are my love, you are my heart And we will never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl quit playin' We're just friends, what are you sayin' Said
We have perdue, broad ripple, Indy 500, Mike Pence and Harrison Ford's most popular movie series named after the state.
We're a million times more relevant than your barren shithole of a country.
LOL
LOOOOOL
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"This is a very sad moment" -also not Joe Biden.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
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Originally posted by aldra
not by itself but I always found it to start getting weird with a drink or two; at that point I'd start forgetting how much I'd already had and think 'yeah this is ok just another mg' or just another beer and wake up two days later with an empty fridge and no more benzos
Yeah the memory loss becomes insane with that combo. I fucked a car on etizolam and beer once. Put a fleshlight against the bitch and came multiple times. And of course i remember it but not the other 36hrs.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Did you just say that rollerblading is the new, in thing? Is it the mid 90s?
Skate or die bro
I believe what Bill Burr jokes about. Someone made one macho joke about "Oh my gawd that's queer" regarding inline skates/RollerBlade
I always thought gays were more likely to go with the quad skates while straight men used inline. Im not trying to stereotype but I noticed a large gay skate competition in Golden Gate park and they all had quad (box shape skates) while other random skaters (who didn't look flaming gay as these guys did with their pink silk shorts and kissing) where on rollerblades.
I like both skates. It shouldn't matter but the Bill Burr joke might be true. killed the skating thing for decades?
But I been dropping off 20-30 year olds at the San Jose Sharks ice skating rink. Its in Oakland (for the public to use and I guess the Sharks practice there) but I think there might be a roller rink there as well. Im' not interested in Ice skating because I tried and it was awkward af.
I just wanted to have fun and get exercise at the same time. Maybe it will help me lose weight while working quad muscles. it's probably more fat burning than riding a bike (unless I did mountain trail riding which I am in no way in shape to do right now.. might take years to get back into it. I used to do it in my 20s)
YEP!
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