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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley https://niggasin.space/page/obits

    Man, I mizz Bill Krozby and mark.
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  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Crispyland is cool.
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  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Yes, on an alt, after deleting his account and going radio silent for months.
    But he's totally not a pedophile and just deleted 5 of his accounts and ceased contact with everyone here except crispy for totally valid reasons that have noithing to do with kiddy diddling!!!!

    Are you an alt? You know too much.
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  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Her name - if real - is actually very similar to that one girl I used to like.
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  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I only know Ted Bundy.
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  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not sure if chewing well helps with not getting constipated, but it makes sense if it does. Your stool is basically whatever your body didn't process so if you chew properly I am thinking there's less chances of your body not being able to process things. You do need some uhhh, fibers if you don't want constipation, so basically bread... orange juice.

    What I ate? Uhhh I had white rice along with butterchicken as a topping. I also had two Jew cookies. YES -- that is *actually* what it's called. It was invented by a jedi man, so they call it that. In Dutch we call them "jodenkoek."

    My day's already over, yeah, it's 3:06am right now and uhh I will go to sleep soon.
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  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think our buddy has left us. :(
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  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley You're such a nice guy

    Aww thanks for the nice words but I don't think I am. But thanks anyway. :)
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  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy God you talk a lot dude, go outside

    Old man needs to do his ramblings while his restaurant is empty. :(
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, that actually happened -- basically I disappeared for ten days after just talking to her for a few days and then she had a major meltdown when I came back and it made me feel bad, so in order to make her feel better, I decided to move things to Whatsapp so I would be able to stay more in touch with her. I'm glad she realized her fault.
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    UPDATE: I officially ended things. I didn't need to use any special lines, or say any reassuring words to make her feel better. She basically admitted her fault, which was basically guilt-tripping me last month, and I used the opportunity to verify that it was indeed the case, but of course without making her feel bad.
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  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Uhhhh..... a brown one. Heheh.
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  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah i heard of that, wasnt trying to eat a lot of chicken. Just thought it wouldnโ€™t hurt only after a couple days of not eating. Thank you, i feel better already, about to eat pizza rolls, gona eat em slowlyyy

    I got an online friend who's also from the Netherlands and he's similar to you; he eats nothing for days but then he also has a big cheat day, and eats a bunch of food. I told him to be careful as well. I think after you've had the chicken already, there's no harm in eating pizza rolls at any rate. Make sure to chew properly! That way, the nutrients reach your brain, something I learned from watching a Japanese tv show which was informative as well as fun to watch.
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I wouldn't post my dick online.
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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker As if you had options…


    Of course I do, faggot. :3
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Have you heard of refeeding syndrome? Be careful next time, start off with something small and then work your way up. I hope you feel better soon.
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  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood was gonna try to use deck = [
    '๐Ÿ‚ก', '๐Ÿ‚ข', '๐Ÿ‚ฃ', '๐Ÿ‚ค', '๐Ÿ‚ฅ', '๐Ÿ‚ฆ', '๐Ÿ‚ง', '๐Ÿ‚จ', '๐Ÿ‚ฉ', '๐Ÿ‚ช', '๐Ÿ‚ซ', '๐Ÿ‚ญ', '๐Ÿ‚ฎ',
    '๐Ÿ‚ฑ', '๐Ÿ‚ฒ', '๐Ÿ‚ณ', '๐Ÿ‚ด', '๐Ÿ‚ต', '๐Ÿ‚ถ', '๐Ÿ‚ท', '๐Ÿ‚ธ', '๐Ÿ‚น', '๐Ÿ‚บ', '๐Ÿ‚ป', '๐Ÿ‚ฝ', '๐Ÿ‚พ',
    '๐Ÿƒ', '๐Ÿƒ‚', '๐Ÿƒƒ', '๐Ÿƒ„', '๐Ÿƒ…', '๐Ÿƒ†', '๐Ÿƒ‡', '๐Ÿƒˆ', '๐Ÿƒ‰', '๐ŸƒŠ', '๐Ÿƒ‹', '๐Ÿƒ', '๐ŸƒŽ',
    '๐Ÿƒ‘', '๐Ÿƒ’', '๐Ÿƒ“', '๐Ÿƒ”', '๐Ÿƒ•', '๐Ÿƒ–', '๐Ÿƒ—', '๐Ÿƒ˜', '๐Ÿƒ™', '๐Ÿƒš', '๐Ÿƒ›', '๐Ÿƒ', '๐Ÿƒž'
    ] but I keep forgetting stupid fucking terminals don't work with that and tkinter is for NIGGERS, I DON'T USE THAT SHIT!!!!


    import random
    from colorama import init, Fore, Style

    init(autoreset=True)

    deck = [
    ('A', 'Spades'), ('2', 'Spades'), ('3', 'Spades'), ('4', 'Spades'), ('5', 'Spades'),
    ('6', 'Spades'), ('7', 'Spades'), ('8', 'Spades'), ('9', 'Spades'), ('10', 'Spades'),
    ('J', 'Spades'), ('Q', 'Spades'), ('K', 'Spades'),

    ('A', 'Hearts'), ('2', 'Hearts'), ('3', 'Hearts'), ('4', 'Hearts'), ('5', 'Hearts'),
    ('6', 'Hearts'), ('7', 'Hearts'), ('8', 'Hearts'), ('9', 'Hearts'), ('10', 'Hearts'),
    ('J', 'Hearts'), ('Q', 'Hearts'), ('K', 'Hearts'),

    ('A', 'Diamonds'), ('2', 'Diamonds'), ('3', 'Diamonds'), ('4', 'Diamonds'), ('5', 'Diamonds'),
    ('6', 'Diamonds'), ('7', 'Diamonds'), ('8', 'Diamonds'), ('9', 'Diamonds'), ('10', 'Diamonds'),
    ('J', 'Diamonds'), ('Q', 'Diamonds'), ('K', 'Diamonds'),

    ('A', 'Clubs'), ('2', 'Clubs'), ('3', 'Clubs'), ('4', 'Clubs'), ('5', 'Clubs'),
    ('6', 'Clubs'), ('7', 'Clubs'), ('8', 'Clubs'), ('9', 'Clubs'), ('10', 'Clubs'),
    ('J', 'Clubs'), ('Q', 'Clubs'), ('K', 'Clubs')
    ]

    def get_card_ascii(card):
    value, suit = card
    top_bottom = "+---------+"
    if len(value) == 1:
    card_value = f"|โ–‘{value}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    else:
    card_value = f"|โ–‘{value}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    suit_display = f"|โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘{suit[0]}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    middle_space = "|โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    return [
    top_bottom,
    card_value,
    middle_space,
    suit_display,
    middle_space,
    top_bottom
    ]

    def get_card_color(suit):
    if suit == 'Spades':
    return Fore.WHITE
    elif suit == 'Hearts':
    return Fore.RED
    elif suit == 'Diamonds':
    return Fore.CYAN
    else:
    return Fore.GREEN

    def draw_cards():
    global deck
    if len(deck) == 0:
    print("The deck is empty! Shuffle again to restart.")
    return
    drawn_cards = deck[:5]
    deck[:] = deck[5:]
    card_art = [get_card_ascii(card) for card in drawn_cards]
    card_colors = [get_card_color(card[1]) for card in drawn_cards]
    for i in range(6):
    for j in range(len(drawn_cards)):
    print(f"{card_colors[j]}{card_art[j][i]}", end=" ")
    print()

    def shuffle_deck():
    global deck
    random.shuffle(deck)
    print("Deck shuffled! Draw cards to start.")

    if __name__ == "__main__":
    shuffle_deck()
    while True:
    command = input("Enter 'draw' to draw 5 cards, 'shuffle' to shuffle, or 'quit' to exit: ").strip().lower()
    if command == 'draw':
    draw_cards()
    elif command == 'shuffle':
    shuffle_deck()
    elif command == 'quit':
    break
    else:
    print("Invalid command. Try again.")

    Where were you a year ago? I needed this stuff for my programming classes. I had to make a puzzle game from scratch and I had no idea how to achieve that.
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Probably sympathy pain for your parents actual pain.

    You know what, that was a good one. I'll let it slide.
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  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny You disgust me you reverse pedophile

    A reverse pedophile would be elihpodep.
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  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Have you even checked the plumbing?

    What does that mean hahah?
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