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2024-02-28 at 3:16 AM UTC in I'm going to be with my dad.
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2024-02-28 at 3:16 AM UTC in I'm going to be with my dad.Please don't think of harming yourself!!!
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2024-02-28 at 3:15 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISS
Originally posted by Bradley I am American as well.
I think it's super cool that God as like i'm finna destroy these two cities cuz he sent two angels to Lot lol and all the buttfuckers in town saw them come down from heaven and were like damn bro look at the cheeks on gabrielle i'mam stretch that nigga out till sun up, he got a cute lil friend with him we can fuck in the ass too if you wanna come wit
next thing u know there's like 50 bradleybs outside the house and every one of them is trying to stretch sum
and lot had two virgin daughters and he's like "please for the love of god, leave my guests alone, these two girls are virgin" and we're all like hell yeah i'll fuck that bitch raw double penetration (vaginal & anal) right off the ripper and like 45 minutes later we're back like bro let me get that tall one first and gods so frustrated he's like i'mma destroy this fuckin city
that's me bro,
Is jerking off to the Bible an American thing? -
2024-02-28 at 3:15 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISS
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2024-02-28 at 3:14 AM UTC in fuck you little ringo bingo commies
Originally posted by maddie Once a week? that really is part-time. but hey whatever fits the schedule or best that fits you is understandable
Yes, once a week. I feel like I'm too old now to go full-time, which is four days a week here. I studied full-time last year but I just don't have the energy to go to bed and wake up early everyday. Although I'm "only" 28, I feel like I'm 82. -
2024-02-28 at 3:13 AM UTC in Super Size Me was fake
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2024-02-28 at 3:12 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-02-28 at 3:11 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein That’s wild ! You’ve had some intense experiences..that’s pretty bad azz you helped him ..
Glad to have someone like you here to post with lol 💗
I can't take any of the credit, it's my friend who called the ambulance! He even testified in court because it became a crime case, since the driver sped off immediately. But when my friend was freaking out and asking bystanders to call an ambulance, I calmly reminded him that he has a phone himself and that he should call them himself, which he did.
Another situation where others most likely would freak out if it were to happen to them is from a few months ago, when I was talking to someone outside and randomly, a wasp decided to land on my pinky finger. I just let it do its thing, until it decided to fly away. I think it stayed there for at least 30 seconds.
And thank you, Candy!! Much appreciated.
And that was very nice of you to do, good thing you stayed calm! So you were already working as a nurse, did I understand that correctly or..? -
2024-02-28 at 3:06 AM UTC in fuck you little ringo bingo commies
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2024-02-28 at 3:05 AM UTC in Super Size Me was fakeJust clicked on some of the playlists, nice to see you like k-pop as well! Big fan here, as well as j-pop.
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2024-02-28 at 3:03 AM UTC in Super Size Me was fake
Originally posted by maddie https://open.spotify.com/user/31oxea3pxw55mr75oiahcb2sohr4/playlists
I didn't click on any of the playlists but I recognized Tomorrow X Together! Ayyyy!! -
2024-02-28 at 3:02 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein I have a very weird ability to stay calm in the most chaotic situations lol
Thank you ! 💗💗💗
Awesome, that sounds like me! Once, at night, a large dog came running towards me, barking -- jumping on me. My friend was scared shitless but I was calm as hell. Only when I thought, "Wait, this dog might bite me" did I start to walk away from the dog, but I was still calm.
I also saw a 19 year old dude getting hit by a car, I was the first at the scene (he ended up dying in the hospital, seven days later, he had been placed in a coma by the hospital staff). My friends, on the other hand, were freaking out.
It's just I have tremors that I can't do anything about, I went to the hospital and the doctor said he could only prescribe medication that works temporarily only. -
2024-02-28 at 3 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISSI assume everyone on this forum is American until they say otherwise.
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2024-02-28 at 2:59 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISS
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2024-02-28 at 2:59 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISS
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2024-02-28 at 2:58 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-02-28 at 2:58 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-02-28 at 2:57 AM UTC in fuck you little ringo bingo commies
Originally posted by maddie I would if i wasnt broke.
maybe one day
Welcome to the club! I'm thinking of visiting Pakistan this summer, but idk. I got enough for the ticket but my family refuse to let me be alone and I just wanna be alone. Last time I went, in 2022, I was basically being babysat. Same in 2020. Definitely not fun to not be able to what you want, whenever you want. -
2024-02-28 at 2:52 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-02-28 at 2:51 AM UTC in A leak! Of PISS
Originally posted by Bradley idgaf but yeah it did, i don't care if it lived or didn't live, i put the importance of mine over the importance of it and it did live and that's great but when I cut it I attempted to kill it, on god I swear to this, because my dog looked like it was going to be injured greatly and I disregarded all other notions or give a shits when I picked mine to be safe and cut.
The only reason I dind't stab it in the face is because of the risk of hitting my dog or the blade going into my dog so I slashed it from right through the lips on the side of the face as the entry point. these things are split second decisions, saw my friend being killed, slashed the other dog, ran back inside my house and he called 911, it is what it is,
people that already hate me will use this as a reason to hate me further but the above is my side of the story
Well, I don't hate you for it -- like I said, I think it's understandable but then again, not everyone would agree with me and that's fine as well.