Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-03-21 at 10:17 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai We never had users. I suspect Lanny (correctly) views a large userbase as a liability. If those communities of long faded glory were the army, this site is a VFW bar.

   
   I think it's worked out better in the long term anyway. Even though we are only at 38.25% of Zoklet's post count, we're at 200% of Zoklet's lifetime.
2. 2024-03-21 at 10:16 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost my spider said over 3 million

   
   Well, your spider is wrong!
3. 2024-03-21 at 8:52 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Plus, my mind also drifted to kroz and his 60,000-something number of posts.
4. 2024-03-21 at 8:52 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   LOL, I was gonna say it was a rather lousy feat for a forum that has hundreds of alts and guys that have racked up tens of thousands of posts. :P
5. 2024-03-21 at 8:47 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   1614161 get.
6. 2024-03-21 at 8:46 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   1,614,160th post now. But I have to say, I'd rather have a forum that's around for way longer with lesser activity than a very active forum that won't last long. So I'm not complaining, just observing, really.
7. 2024-03-21 at 8:45 AM UTC in Forum's total post count
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   After posting in JJJJ's thread and remarking that there's less activity on this forum, I decided to count the posts that we have. We have a whopping 1,614,158 posts. Or 1,614,159 after I press "Submit." Quite impressive, right? Well... not really.
   
   We have been longer around than Zoklet -- which I thought was impossible, so, congratulations, Lanny! -- yet we have fewer posts. By a large margin.
   
   We've been here since 24 June 2015 to 21 March 2024, that's nearly 9 years!!!
   
   From January 2009 (although it had been a forum since 2006 as per Zok's join date, it wasn't open for public access until January 2009) to September 2014, which is 5 years, Zoklet managed to rack up 4,208,784 posts.
   
   We don't even have half of Zoklet's amount of posts despite being up for twice as long! Kind of mind-blowing.
   
   We're only at 38.25% of where Zoklet was in terms of post count.
8. 2024-03-21 at 8:21 AM UTC in How a nigger like me smoke and maintain
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You're black? I thought you were white. This is very unsettling.
9. 2024-03-21 at 8:19 AM UTC in AMA
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Additional questions:
   
   How does it feel to be on here again? I had multiple stints of leaving and coming back months later, often being out of loop. It's a strange feeling to know someone for years and you notice their absence and you come to learn they passed away (either through an overdose or suicide) while you were away.
   
   Also, compared to Zoklet, how do you feel about this place?
   
   Personally, I feel like Niggas in Space is very inactive compared to Zoklet. We had a larger user base and it wasn't so dead in terms of activity.
   
   Perhaps I'm just remembering it all wrong. After all, Zoklet had less posts in Spurious Generalities than Niggas in Space has.
10. 2024-03-21 at 8:18 AM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Real deal, my posting style may be a little different because I've changed a lot but yeah, its ya boi.
    
    All good, I don't mind weird questions so I gave you a weird answer. I don't measure my dick but have compared it to a water bottle so that's the answer you got.

    
    Glad to have you back! And yeah, I never cared about dick size myself, didn't even know what my length was until asked in my early 20s. Measured afterwards a few days later.
11. 2024-03-21 at 4:32 AM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Kinder means children in German. THese things are not meant for grown ass men. Of course you're disappointed, you're a grown ass man.

    
    It also means the same in Dutch, except we say "kinderen."
12. 2024-03-21 at 4:32 AM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina kinder kutje

    
    Welp that's awful.
13. 2024-03-21 at 4:31 AM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Hear that, Wozny? You're not the only one!

    
    Yay.
14. 2024-03-21 at 4:31 AM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock offer your orifices in donation
    
    youll find out soon enough

    
    Are you hitting on me, infinitycock?
15. 2024-03-21 at 4:30 AM UTC in I can't stop watching monkey rape videos
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also, this:
    
    

    Originally posted by Meikai missed opportunity to call it ape rape smh

16. 2024-03-21 at 4:30 AM UTC in I can't stop watching monkey rape videos
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I've seen videos of women getting fucked by dogs and horses but I've never seen anyone raping a monkey. And I don't want to see it. Nor would I get any satisfaction from seeing it.
17. 2024-03-21 at 4:28 AM UTC in i posted a thread on reddit
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley What about Muhammed when he married that 9 year old? Didn't that set the precedence for all of this.

    
    It's only the Sunnis (who make up the majority of Islamic people) that believe that.
    
    In reality, he did neither marry nor consummate with a 9 year old, we don't know her exact age but based on research, it's between 14 and 18. I believe it's 14.
    
    The Shi'as are also of the opinion that such an idea is false, thus they reject it as well, much like I do.
    
    The reason behind this is that Sunnis follow hadiths (sayings of the prophet, according to the people) as much as they follow the Qur'an, which I don't.
    
    Shi'as don't follow the same hadiths but have a compilation of their own that they follow.
    
    I personally don't attach much value to hadiths because it's the word of man, and therefore, prone to error. Even if believed it's authentic.
    
    My view would be concerning to Sunnis, if I were to mention it -- which I don't, because I am not a fan of debating.
18. 2024-03-21 at 4:22 AM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Thanks, I've never created an alt on this website and that's 100% no lie. Hope things get better for you.

    
    No problem. Yeah, I figured after seeing your profile that you were the real deal, based on your join date. I should have checked first before asking. And thank you.
    
    

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Uhh, yeah.. that's kind of a weird question. Hard? Around the length of a 16.9oz water bottle.

    
    LOL! Fair enough. I'd never ask a question like that IRL. But I've been a member of a different forum since more than 5 years and those kind of questions are as normal as asking "How are you today?" since we can be a bunch of weirdos there.
19. 2024-03-19 at 7:35 PM UTC in Lanny should be a better administrator!!!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sabotage of the Zoklet reputation system. Zok set up a reputation system, but he forgot to hard-tie a username to the reputation given, so I used corrupt mod usernames to put in poor reputation against other corrupt mods. Each mod thought the other mod was dissing them, which started an internal war among the bourgeois, with each denying the deed. Zok couldn't figure out what was going on, so he killed the reputation system all together. Good times…

    
    Chaotic evil.
20. 2024-03-19 at 7:34 PM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I guess OP won't reveal his dick size here. No problem, I understand.