Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-04-01 at 9:35 AM UTC in whats your opinion of pornodan?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Warcry how many times do i have to mention i ;live in fucking poland bro. Star trek was here he can event ell you how 20 year olds rejected us. plus you can look up female escort agencies and there will be few 18 even 19 year olds or theyll be lying about their ages.

   
   I know you are in Poland. I wasn't implying the escorts you'd find would be 18-19, they're usually in their late 20s.
2. 2024-04-01 at 9:34 AM UTC in whats your opinion of pornodan?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Warcry It is a huge deal bro in poland like i already said even prostitutes here are super picky.

   
   Really? That's crazy. There are Romanian escorts here but they will fuck anyone, I've even seen them invite hobo-types in wheelchairs.
3. 2024-04-01 at 9:33 AM UTC in 1 april, kikker in je bil!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   If Sophie was here, he would have understood. Come back already, now I'm the only Dutchie here.
4. 2024-04-01 at 9:32 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ DFG is a pedophile. He had pedo content on his machine when I hacked him. Then he forensically wiped both of his machines when I told him I found it.

   
   Is that why he moved to the Philippines? I heard that's where horny old white men go to fuck little kids. That place should be nuked ASAP.
5. 2024-03-31 at 2:32 PM UTC in whats your opinion of pornodan?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Men having sex with younger women in porn is not a big deal in the slightest bit. You understand that these women are technically prostitutes, right? They are usually signed to a modeling agency, which then books scenes with a porn company. They are called "female talent" or "male talent" to make it sound better, but really it's just two literal whores having sex with each other for money. They're doing it because they are being paid for it. Although I have seen "Behind the scenes" segments of porn videos and the dude would just be having sex a second time, which is basically unpaid because they're only paying for the actual scene. Some people call it "rape" in the comments, but I think that's inaccurate. Exploitation (or sexploitation, if you will) sounds more like it.
6. 2024-03-31 at 2:28 PM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I was like 4 hours away from you and wanted to meet up, but you were too paranoid.
   
   Normal people meet up, go have food and drinks together, have a good time.
   
   Life doesn't have to be isolation and suffering.

   
   Precisely. There's nothing wrong with meeting people that you met online. Some people are just too paranoid as if someone's going to attack them. If you're a woman, I can understand being careful but as a man, who has nothing to fear? Like, come on dude.. you're not that special. No one is going to harm you.
7. 2024-03-31 at 2:23 PM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Me and GG met her. We went out, got food, and went to the pub and had drinks and went dancing. She's nice. She's socially isolated, and that doesn't do anyone any favours. I think she has social anxiety and is highly strung. As a result she comes across angsty and aggressive, but isn't really. I used to be the same. It's what happens when you are wired up for a more real era, and find yourself living in a sleepy, dopey, domesticated age like we live in today.
   
   I was hoping to meet up again, but I was really busy and had a series of colds and other viral illnesses for some reason, so we didn't.

   
   Sounds like you guys had a pleasant time. That makes sense, yeah. And hopefully you'll be able to meet up in the future again, assuming she's ok, which I really hope she is. But her last online presence was on this very forum and she hasn't been here since that last worrisome post.
8. 2024-03-29 at 6:13 AM UTC in Is eBagger dead?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Iron Ree nvm he's still alive he made all those video game threads. I was on meth at the time so I don't really remember. It wasn't that long ago

   
   Bradley is a troll. He always say "(insert username) died" when this isn't even true.
9. 2024-03-29 at 6:12 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Iron Ree I think you and donald trump are just full of shit and trolling

   
   Nope. We really aren't. We're the only two people that have met her in real life, so you should only believe what we have to say. Not anyone else.
10. 2024-03-29 at 5:27 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    http://twitter.com/Dfg
    
    I remember tweeting him but he ignored me. Dickbag. Brown-on-brown violence.
11. 2024-03-29 at 5:27 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Iron Ree that other picture someone else posted looked like the picture I just posted which is supposed to be a "younger" kafka

    
    LOL, you're insulting her if you say that's Kafka.
12. 2024-03-29 at 5:26 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump She probably killed herself and is rotting in her house.
    
    It's a shame. The more I think about her the more I realise she reminded me of how I used to be at her age, and how uncomfortable that made me. I sort of buried how I used to feel. Kafka dug that right up.

    
    God, I hope not. That'd be awful. I'd miss her a lot. I hope she's doing well, wherever she is.
13. 2024-03-29 at 5:25 AM UTC in Anyone know where DFG is?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sure thing. Cos why not. Kafka actually did resemble a hairy old pakistani man the time I met her alright.
    
    If we're just going full retard, why not just post any old shit and act like it makes sense and is really clever?

    
    When did you meet Kafka? What did you guys do? Be honest, she's nice, isn't she? She doesn't the hate she gets. She's also not been here since her last post that gave off suicidal vibes so I hope she's doing more than ok.
14. 2024-03-29 at 5:24 AM UTC in Is eBagger dead?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I doubt he's dead. Probably just not interested in the forum at the moment. He's been here since at least 2016 and yet he has less than 900 posts. He's just not an active member.
15. 2024-03-29 at 4:49 AM UTC in Horrific Ukrainian Cunt (not GG)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Girl as in not having any kids or mental development beyond a teenager.
    
    Apparently she ordered herself a €200 gold necklace from Amazon for her birthday (self-birthday gift) with her Irish welfare bucks. The postman tried to deliver it, but the door was locked, so my cousin, who lives next door in a singlewide (thanks mass-immigration) took the package.
    
    When the package was opened the necklace was missing. The logical answer: either they stole it in the Amazon warehouse, or in the An Post Centre in Ireland.
    
    The Ukrainian 58 year old girl blames my cousin, the pet of the family.
    
    So basically now my cousin is freaking out like an idiot, thinking she'll lose her job and be sent to jail, she's already pre-emtively gone to the police to tell them about the situation she's taking it so seriously, her mom is back angry as hell, and the Ukrainian is all like "oh, maybe it was Amazon or their postal workers, lmao".
    
    My aunt showed me messages from the Ukrainian 58 yo girl to my cousin going "please this is my birthday give me my necklace back".
    
    Shitshow and they're losing their whole minds and sanity over a lost/stolen Amazon package, a normal occurrence that happens all the time.
    
    I'm just like split this shit up already, talking about police about this shit, as if they care about your Amazon tat, you all are nutters and feed off each others energy and need to be split up.

    
    I kind of feel bad for the Ukrainian because she lost her birthday necklace, I am sure she was looking forward to it but she shouldn't have pointed fingers at your cousin either, and should have realized the necklace was stolen by a worker in the process. Also, I didn't know you used euros over there. I suppose that means you live in Ireland rather than Northern Ireland, correct? I am studying in college and taking a mandatory British Culture class. I learned about the difference between Ireland and Northern Ireland. The latter is a part of the UK, whereas the former isn't. Since Brexit took place, and the UK left the European Union, I can only assume that you are therefore from Ireland rather than Northern Ireland. Also, I am required by my college to visit the UK for at least one week, because I must spend time in an English-speaking country for at least four weeks. I decided to go England, because I have relatives over there. More specifically, I'll be in Kent. I have never been to the UK in my entire life. Only the following countries: Belgium, France, Germany, Luxembourg, Spain, Turkey, Qatar and finally, Pakistan.
16. 2024-03-26 at 4:10 PM UTC in Kindness Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont know man I wouldn't say I'm overwhelmed by it on here because I regard most people on here as total dumbasses. But irl I can't stand people who act like assholes to me for no reason, Sometimes I've deserved it but sometimes theres really cliquish people who try to gang up on you to make themselves look better or to cover up their short comings, its really disgusting behavior.
    
    But you're cool in my book opie, I initially didn't like you and probably acted like a dick to you but thats because for reason I thouhgt you §m£ÂgØLs new alt and §m£ÂgØL is a huuuuuuuuge faggot. Kinda like the same thing with candyrein because at first I honestly thought she wasn't a real person but she seems pretty chill and light hearted.
    
    But yeah this could be a thread, I actually have made a similar thread like this a few times but it just got shit on. Theres a lot of goons on here but theres also some chill people i've gotten to know over the years.
    
    But yeah all my lyfe I've always had people try to backstab me, talk behind my back, try to tear me down just because I'm a non-conformist and I'm not a non-conformist just for the sake of doing it, its just how I was born

    
    Miss you dearly, kroz.
17. 2024-03-25 at 9:24 PM UTC in Anyone else feel like this nigga?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    SHIAWASE NI NANTE@@@.
18. 2024-03-25 at 9:23 PM UTC in Forum's total post count
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tony Hawk is special.

    
    I used to play that skateboard game of his.
19. 2024-03-25 at 9:23 PM UTC in What do you call a fat chinese guy?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Fat to a chink is the equivalent of skinny to a Yankee.

    
    Chubby is the new skinny.
20. 2024-03-25 at 9:22 PM UTC in AMA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The first sentence, I mean. Not the "died while saving cats" part.