Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2020-09-04 at 12:03 AM UTC in Official/UnOffical 'Share your short story' Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay hey guys this is Bill Krozby, I told you about my second time in the feds where I got my poop dented over peanut butter and jumping on the rack ect.. but there was this other time my extended stay where at the end of the night after watching transformers and starwars for the 7th time the Hiemenez brothers would hold a chapel and a town hall but when we had to rack up they'd be like total savages basically men running around naked with spears and by spears I mean boners basically killing and ratting each other out just to get cup of coffee and a honey bun, but once these slobs had what they wanted they would all walk up the tiers to their cells but while having a butt fucking conga line.
   
   I was sick of it so I waited til midnight and I pressed the emergency button and asked the boss if he could change the channel to sci- to watch "wrong turn 3" and the boss was like "whats your name?" and I was like "doug monks" and he unlocked my cell door and told me to come down and gave me the controller and so I just sat around flipping channels by myself chilling for awhile and evidently that pissed off a lot of people.
   
   In the morning I was accosted by a bunch of guys lead by some edward norton jefferey dahmer looking mother fucker telling me that thats not happening again. lol
   
   

   
   I hate that franchise, man. Pisses me off how some deformed inbreds get to outsmart normal people and kill them through torture.
2. 2020-09-04 at 12:01 AM UTC in My neighbour just kicked my dog AND IM SO FUCKING MAD
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm glad this was a clickbait but if it was real I'd be pissed off and kick the shit outta that neighbor.
3. 2020-09-04 at 12 AM UTC in Some good news for once
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Where is "downtown"?

   In my city in the Netherlands. Rotterdam.
4. 2020-09-03 at 11:59 PM UTC in hi, Im Bugz
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Grylls Lololol

   
   He mad.
5. 2020-09-03 at 11:58 PM UTC in List of U.S. states by non-Hispanic white population
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Probably just like anyone else. Just depends, "latino" is pretty vague. Im latino but those damn oompaloompa guatelamans always some kinda chip on their shoulder and act weird but at least work hard

   
   Are you latino? I thought you were white. With like, Irish roots or something.
6. 2020-09-03 at 11:58 PM UTC in List of U.S. states by non-Hispanic white population
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz a dutch national one too, theyd consider him exotic.
   
   they obsess over foreigners a bit.

   
   Why would they? They live in a so-called first world country as well! It's usually the ones living in Asia or Africa that would obsess over foreigners.
7. 2020-09-03 at 11:57 PM UTC in List of U.S. states by non-Hispanic white population
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by STER0S you're a punjabi so you'd fit in just fine

   
   How did you know that I was? I dunno, maybe I would. I hear other Pakistanis get mistaken for being latino as well, even by latinos.
8. 2020-09-03 at 11:57 PM UTC in I heard Jiggaboo gives the best handjobs
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Grylls I said handjob though
   
   She was wanking the guy off into her face

   
   It looks to me that she's got a dick in her mouth which indicates a blowjob!
9. 2020-09-03 at 11:56 PM UTC in hi, Im Bugz
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker If it wasn't for Lanny Finny would be one of the better posters here. In fact in spite of Lanny he is still a better poster than your shitstain ass.

   
   U mad, cumskin?
10. 2020-09-03 at 11:56 PM UTC in Mike Tyson to box again
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Grylls You don’t think he has a chance?

    
    Against Mike?! No way. If you replaced that guy with Mayweather then I honestly would have no idea who'd win.
11. 2020-09-03 at 11:55 PM UTC in san antonio texas man arrested for 'jogging while black'
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................... (banned) irrelevant. the saying 'the bigger they are the harder they fall' is true

    
    I just didn't think he was tall, I thought he was around my height which is 5'10" or 5'11" - not sure.
12. 2020-09-03 at 11:54 PM UTC in Some good news for once
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Everyone has.

    
    Yeah, we were forced to wear masks downtown as well but around 70% of people didn't wear them. According to a fire fighter.
13. 2020-09-03 at 11:54 PM UTC in Racially obsessed whites are objectively worse than blacks
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ^ doesnt know his own history.

    
    Slit-eyed faggot sucking up to a cumskin, what's new?
14. 2020-09-03 at 11:53 PM UTC in Racially obsessed whites are objectively worse than blacks
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker South Asian History: A bunch of yellow jungle monkeys fought for 9500 years as savages against one another. Then along came true civilization and showed them how to properly use the gunpowder they stumbled across and didn't know what to do with for the first 1500 years. They have spent the last 400 years trying to catch up andfailing.
    
    I hope you took notes as there will be a test on 01NOV20.
    
    P.S. Historians disagree on the dates but then again, when do historains ever agree? So the correct answer on the test will be the ones provided in this class.

    
    Didn't read, cumskin. Keep writing essays for me though like the good little white dog you are.
15. 2020-09-03 at 11:52 PM UTC in Trannies are just sicko perverts and nothing more
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, when I called you a camel fucker and you protested with something about you were not an Arab but a Paki/Bindi or some shit I corrected myself and apologized by calling you a llama fucker and you thanked me.

    
    Again, more low IQ drivel from this raging cumskin. Go fuck some little kids like you're meant to. Got a one way ticket to the Phillippines ready?
16. 2020-09-03 at 11:52 PM UTC in Mexicans are child molesting pussies
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'd rather hear a Scottsman fart to the tune of God Save the Queen than hear anything that comes out of a Paki or a Bindi (my vernacular for Indian©) face hole.

    
    No one cares about what a cumskin says.
17. 2020-09-03 at 11:51 PM UTC in Some good news for once
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's a thing in the UK as well, the government has imposed restrictions again after an increase of cases.
18. 2020-09-02 at 11:49 PM UTC in I heard Jiggaboo gives the best handjobs
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That's a blowjob...
19. 2020-09-02 at 11:49 PM UTC in Hover boards are gay and lame
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is gay and lame

    
    He is fake and gay.
20. 2020-09-02 at 11:49 PM UTC in Racially obsessed whites are objectively worse than blacks
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
    
    doesnt understand history amd geography.

    
    Kill yourself, retarded slit-eyed faggot. You don't know anything about South Asian history.