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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's pretty good! Season 3 was originally slated to be released in 2020 but now it's been pushed back a year.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I can type just as fast as I can on my mobile. But I prefer the glorious sounds of the keyboards tapping.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Very interesting. Although it makes me ponder: is that supposed to be a female or male cow? I mean, sure, it's got udders, but the fierceness just screams "MALE!"
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What about reality TV?
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Interdasting.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My only complaint would be those eyebrows.. she'd look better if she left them alone.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Rapists should get raped, pedophiles should be thrown into a time machine, turn them into kids and let them get kiddie-fiddled. By somebody from here, maybe?
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I also made a female classmate hyperventilate and cry when I showed her blue waffle. She was Arab, so twice the shock for her. Her dad's got a butcher shop right around the house although my high school is in another town and that's where they lived.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CASPER blue waffle is childs play next to the horror of cum omelette

    Yeahithink blue waffle was a thing when i was in high school. Along with tubgirl and all sorts of other shit. Its weird to think how some of us grew up on the internet with all of this. Back then there was really no limit on what you could find. it was kind of cool, how often also horrifying.

    HAHA I remember showing classmates shock websites. Nobody trusted my URLs afterwards and would warn others if I tried getting them to a normal (!) website.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Anything wrong with lefties?
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I like Lanny, too. He also has a pretty cool taste in music,
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I'm glad you mentioned him, I was going to do that if nobody else did.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Keep us updated with more tales from america.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers 6.5" x 5.5" —– bone-pressed. So not big or anything. But I am fine with that, really. Considering the cons that come with a big dick.

    Since we were talking about it, STER0S, what's your size? No homo, of course.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was going to say "No, it's just an island" but then you hit me with that "I live on an island lol."
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra is she selling it? who would buy it

    Simps and cucks would.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think conversatives have their pros and cons and liberals too but the cons outweigh the pros.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you only drink three beers once a week? what a pussy you're a small ho

    Are you obese?
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra he said later on that neither the micropenis or the cat story (if I remember right he never said he penetrated it) was true and I'm inclined to believe him considering he was always too autistic to feel shame

    Yeah, I guess he was trolling. But, then again, the weirdest people would flock to Zoklet so there was always this "Well, might have been true" quality to the posts on there; including the shitposts.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hes trolling.

    you cant put your dick in a cat no matter how small it is.

    i know, i tried.

    Really? It seems possible. I saw some video of an elderly Chinese man fucking a chicken the other day. Well, I think it's "rape."
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