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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which country had an average male height of 6'?

    The Netherlands. But then again, it's probably meant for ethnically Dutch people rather than everyone living there. That's my coping mechanism.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Drinking wylers raspberry light from my alumananamanum drinking thing.

    Bragging about your alumananamanum drinking thing, eh?
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I'm 4'10 -4'11….

    That's a cute height, nice.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ya..I've never been insecure about my height..

    My sister had a random talk with me growing up and told me not to ever not like my height sooo ..ya.. shorties rock 😎

    Same, despite being below the average height of the country (which is 6'0", I am 5'10") and I also see taller men and women than myself EVERYDAY.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra when God made brown people he forced them onto all fours when he spray painted them

    Chuckled irl.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah measuring the palm rather than the back of the hand is a bit dumb.

    Normally, black people are melanin kings/queens, but since there's no black people here, I'm the only melanin king.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm brown, but my palm is closest to 👋, but my skin color is more like 👋🏽.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Pretty stupid to do considering the Russian army consists of many Islamic men.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ sounds like something mark311 would have said

    Mark senpai was also on my mind yesterday. ;_;
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by jesuschristmarie Just paying my respects to my dear friend.

    I was thinking about him yesterday also. And Mark. :(
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I mean yall

    Lemme just say damn

    Fuckin a i love all ov you nogargaggagagas

    Nighas in space who woulda thought id me id be in space heere with yall

    Love and tranquility and ascension, beyond the satelites that beam down pixels of 4changuy incelfrogman we

    We are here we are a sophisticated group yes we are dont let any mother fucking body else tell you any different you know when you are on. A FUCKING WEBSITE CALLED NIGGAS IN SPACE YOU KNOW KKK IN USA IS SHITTIN THEY TIGHT WHITE UNDIES MAKIN A CRUSTY ASSSS PAIR OF UNDERwear I bet a Chinaman would eat it too and be like oh thats food to us, you Americans eat Burgers so don't judge. LOL

    This site is
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    If im dead tomorrow cause i cant find a place to sleep and a buss rolls my ass ofer, Thaz when we do weeet
    Put it in hea boi

    Do you love me too? :3
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm 45 years of age. My cock is about 7.5 inches fully erect. And WilliamHung is a great username. I wish I could change mine to that.

    Mine is just 6.5" erect. What about girth?
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny See speedy here is a prime example of what it takes to be a perma virgin. Burns the eyes to look on, zero personality, and a gaping black hole where a sense of humor should be

    I'm also ugly. People say I'm very likeable and they think I'm funny (especially girls) but welp my unattractiveness just outweighs the good. I guess I should feel bitter or whatever but I don't. I'm just built differently I guess. Wish I hadn't been built at all though if you catch my drift.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra that sounds like you're coping by placing the blame entirely on something you cannot change

    I mean, technically I could change it if I opted for plastic surgery. I just decided not to, so I pretty much ran out of options!
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by frala Little bruh bruh nothing has changed. That’s just your perception based on your experiences and thus far your experiences with women have apparently not been great. There is somebody for everybody and that I can promise you.

    I don’t know what you look like or if you are as unattractive as you say, BUT for the sake of argument, what do the woman you pursue look like and do you ever pursue unattractive women?

    I'm really unattractive, you'll have to take my word for it. I did ask a bunch of young women online because I felt I needed a female perspective rather than my pessimistic perspective. I have their pms so if you want I can share their opinions with you. To be honest, I'm rarely into girls. Looks don't do it for me and I usually have a reason for liking someone. In my entire life, I have only liked two girls. I thought the first girl liked me because she was complimenting me and always coming up to me but I was just mistaken. That was in high school. The last second girl I was rejected by happened after high school and.. well, I liked her for years even though I had completely forgotten her face. I started to like her after thinking about her since I heard she was dealing with an awful life experience like I had the year before. I didn't care if she was attractive or unattractive; even if she were, let's say, disabled and overweight, I still wanted to be with her. I just had to be with her. But sadly she just rejected me because I'm ugly. Kind of funny in a twisted way that I didn't go for her because of looks and she ends up rejecting me because of my looks. Just my luck. I ended up in a deep depression in which I turned to drugs to feel better. I sort of did so it's all good! I used to feel very lonely but I guess I just feel empty these days, I'm lonelier than ever before; the girl of my dreams is married now (to a good-looking dude), my brother's moved out of the house, I don't hang out with friends anymore and I spend my days inside my room but I don't feel lonely. Now, I obviously have never been this alone in my entire life so I guess I should thank the Almighty for this blessing (of not feeling lonely despite this being the lowest I have ever been).
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Elbow There are 30 year old virgins in this world and my goofy, awkward, tranny ass still managed to pull a couple cuties before I started whoremoans. You don't even need to be funny or able to hold a casual conversation, you just have to… uhh… 🤷‍♀️

    That's because you're not ugly or unattractive, unlike me. When you pass the looks threshold, you can have your shortcomings (goofy, awkward, tranny).
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung If I fuck too many niggers, will my dick fall off?

    Your dick will never fall off. Trust me.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Whenever I am really nice I scare girls off right away. It's dangerous, since first few dates there is a tendency for you to want to try to be on best behaviour.

    Luckily I'm actually an asshole, and when my real personality asserts itself the girls get much more interested.

    You make a good point. Women HATE nice guys. Like actual nice guys, not one of those LARPers who just pretend to be nice to get some. I have a friend who's genuinely nice and they always reject him - despite being initially attracted to him - just because he's nice. Women are weird.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny Like sure, the unrealistic beauty standard thing does cut both ways, but the idea that you can’t get a girl if you’re not up to some standard of physical attractiveness is just empirically false. My buddy in high school was really overweight and looked like a human chipmunk and that dude pulling girls left and right because he was funny/personable/sold weed. I was _salty_ about it at the time haha, but really you don’t have to be a model by any stretch and it was a good lesson to learn.

    And conversely I’ve known very good looking dudes who couldn’t get a date because they were socially awkward as hell. Honestly having a good sense of humor and being able to have a casual conversation is a better strategy for getting bitches than looks any day off the week.

    I appreciate what you're trying to do here, Lanny. While I agree that it was different years ago, today things have sadly changed. A lot. Having said that, I don't think you need to look like a model, you just need to pass the looks threshold and I just don't. It is what it is. I notice that if you don't pass the looks threshold, it just doesn't matter. I was well-liked by girls in high school, they invited me to their birthday parties, et cetera - but did it mean they liked me romantically? No. It was platonic because I'm ugly. Not to mention I got brutally rejected by someone I really liked because she thought I was ugly, it was a truly awful experience, it made me severely depressed but I'm feeling fine now. Sometimes time does heal. :)
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Is that you?
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