Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai niggas on mercury

   
   A spin-off of Niggas in Space.
2. 2023-04-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix HB should be renamed to Hg - Mercury
   
   

   
   What does Hg stand for?
3. 2023-04-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra all sg/hb threads are shitposting threads

   
   You got a point, sir.
4. 2023-04-23 at 1:38 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Candy's thread was an inspiration for me. NOT saying their thread is a shitposting one, by the way.
5. 2023-04-23 at 1:37 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   DAS RITE BROWN BOI.
6. 2023-04-23 at 1:37 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   This thread will now serve as a place for all my shitposts.
7. 2023-04-23 at 1:36 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The best way to end climate change is to end liberal ideology.

   
   I'm with you. Not a fan of liberals.
8. 2023-04-23 at 1:35 AM UTC in Am I ever going to get to go back and finish my degree?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I dropped out of vocational school twice and college a couple of times. Seriously. I need to change my attitude.
9. 2023-04-23 at 1:35 AM UTC in Am I ever going to get to go back and finish my degree?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You have to. Never give up until you got that degree. I wonder the same question.
10. 2023-04-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in How was everyone's eid?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm not up to speed on this holiday, I'm also not Muslim.
    
    I did the same thing I do every day, taking Crouton, smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee and looking at stupid shit on the interwebs.

    
    It's the holiday to mark the end of the month of ramadan.
11. 2023-04-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in How was everyone's eid?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo I mostly worked and schemed. My Lebanese friend said he took out a family of 12 palestinian refugees to a fancy brunch place that cost $300. I went to a Lebanese place for lunch and talked to the owner. Life goes on. I kinda wish I fasted and gave more during Eid but Allah knows I tried and life is hard. Islam is so much about striving for betterment Inshallah I'll get there

    
    I was reading the Qur'an during this Ramadan in English and some verses spoke about giving alms tax and it also said that you have to give according to what you own. If you are unable to, God is All-Forgiving, Ever Merciful. So don't you worry. God can see that you are struggling. May you and I both be in a better place soon. Ameen!
12. 2023-04-23 at 1:32 AM UTC in How was everyone's eid?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was invited to my aunt and uncle's but I didn't feel like going. My brother went to visit his in-laws. They didn't even give him anything as a present, he's got lame in-laws.
13. 2023-04-23 at 1:32 AM UTC in How was everyone's eid?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I didn't know you were Islamic. My Eid was okay, I had two hours of sleep before I headed to the mosque. Then afterwards I hung out with my friends a little bit before going home. Then I was home alone for a good portion of the day and after a while I decided to lay down and before I knew it, I fell asleep.
14. 2023-04-23 at 1:26 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny suspending from a tree ?

    
    Was that a KKK joke?
15. 2023-04-23 at 1:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thinking about when I am gonna finish watching this horror movie..
16. 2023-04-23 at 1:19 AM UTC in shes the only one
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Looks like Greta Thunberg getting limp dicked by Mickey Rooney

    
    Greta Thunberg doesn't look good...
17. 2023-04-23 at 12:57 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian hold up……

    
    Your penis?
18. 2023-04-23 at 12:57 AM UTC in I need to go to fucking chec republic bad
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wet and puffy..?
19. 2023-04-23 at 12:43 AM UTC in Ok guys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.xvideos.com/video74919746/girlsrimming_-_sensual_rimjob_by_skinny_pornstar_tiffany_tatum

    
    Rimming videos are gross.
20. 2023-04-23 at 12:40 AM UTC in This is sick disgusting
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked me n my bois planning to rob the federal keebler fudge reserve

    
    Federal kebab reserve.