Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-23 at 4:55 AM UTC in Am I ever going to get to go back and finish my degree?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by kick I went to prison just to have personality points
   
   People have a lower disposition of you when you make them an offer they refuse.

   
   What were you in for?
2. 2023-04-23 at 4:53 AM UTC in i like this site
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I like this forum, too. It's been around since 2015 but I never stuck around much for some reason. I guess forums didn't interest me much between 2015 and 2017. Then eventually late 2017 comes around and I'm posting a lot on this incel forum where I now have status as an OG. I started posting a lot over there. In late 2018 I joined another incel forum that's operated by the same guys, but it's focused on self-improvement. It's also the funner forum between the two with the first one being so repetitive. I racked up 38,500 posts on the first forum and 58,500 posts on the second forum. Since the beginning of this month, I only had 3,000 posts despite being here for much longer than those two forums. But I'll rectify my mistake by using this forum more often. So brace yourselves for more (shit)posts from me. If you get sick of me, I'll still be here, until the day God sends His angel of death my way or if Lanny decides to call it quits.
3. 2023-04-23 at 4:50 AM UTC in LOL sauce
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Imagine spending money on some mental illness flag. How mentally ill you gotta be for that?! It's crazy.
4. 2023-04-23 at 4:49 AM UTC in i just messaged the he she
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra being 'cis' doesn't mean you can't be a faggot
   
   aside: the term 'cis' is fucking stupid, they tried to use the chemistry term that's kind of 'opposite' of trans but it doesn't make sense in context and isn't even really an 'opposite'

   
   I was using it ironically. I think all terms invented by liberals are stupid. The left can't meme.
5. 2023-04-23 at 4:48 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix

   
   Oh, right. You were going all science-y on me, like Hg is mercury on the table of elements. I get it now. So you said mercury twice. Do you also say white snow?
6. 2023-04-23 at 4:47 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra a self-described incel who doesn't know what 40k is? I don't know what game you're playing here but your lies won't work on me

   
   Chuckled. No I actually have no idea what that is. I don't play videogames. If it's not horror then I most likely never heard of it. I can't remember the last time I played a videogame. My brother even had this Nintendo Switch ready for me with games installed on it a few months ago and I have touched the console not a single time since then. Go ask him.
7. 2023-04-23 at 4:46 AM UTC in I've had the most exciting five days of my life.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Interesting story, Bradley. I read all of it. Your life's a fuckin' doozy, dude. It's almost 28 April, which means you should be getting your pretend associate's degree, no? Also, how big is your dick? You are kind of boasting about it here and I want to know the dimensions so I can see how I measure up against you. You are going to be bigger than me, I bet.
8. 2023-04-23 at 4:31 AM UTC in i just messaged the he she
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra I don't think that's how I'd feel if I were penetrated

   
   Why are you thinking about getting bottom'd? That's not very cis of you.
9. 2023-04-23 at 4:31 AM UTC in Afroman for president 2024
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   On that note, I am a proud racist. BROWN POWER!
10. 2023-04-23 at 4:30 AM UTC in Afroman for president 2024
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    This has nothing to do with race.
11. 2023-04-23 at 4:30 AM UTC in Afroman for president 2024
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm not American but if I were I would NOT vote for a liberal.
12. 2023-04-23 at 4:30 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra lol what
    
    the character in scron's image is a Khorne Berserker from WH40k, I don't want to explain the rest

    
    Just did some googling.. have no idea what Warhammer 40k is.
13. 2023-04-23 at 4:29 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's almost 6:30am and I haven't masturbated yet. This is shameful.
14. 2023-04-23 at 4:28 AM UTC in LOL sauce
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hey, at least it's accurate!
15. 2023-04-23 at 4:28 AM UTC in good songs by cigreting
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I never went on a single date in my entire life.
16. 2023-04-23 at 4:27 AM UTC in i just messaged the he she
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra also gay

    
    Gay.. jolly.. happy. ;)
17. 2023-04-23 at 4:27 AM UTC in Kafka Is Dead
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Stop lying.
18. 2023-04-23 at 4:26 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra that's not from doom
    
    STIMS FOR THE STIM THRONE

    
    I never played Sims.. but my high school classmate and friend would in his free time upload free Sims games and packages and he had a forum where he made me a moderator. We made a friend from that forum who was also turned into a moderator; his name was Narong and he was from Malaysia. I remember we would prank call him during school. Good times! He built up the forum from scratch and eventually got thousands of followers on Twitter before finally handing over the reins to someone else. The forum went under the name of Games4theworld and I had been using this screen name back then already.
19. 2023-04-23 at 4:24 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I just read the early draft of Scream 3 in its entirety. Written in 1999. Leaked before the movie was filmed so they had to do a re-write and the final product is different. Shocker is that there's not one but TWO killers in the OG script. At least they re-use the character in Scream 5 so there's that.
20. 2023-04-23 at 4:23 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix WE HAVE LANDED
    
    

    
    I don't remember this DooM level in the game(s)!