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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/74wfii/18m_ugly_or_self_conscious/

    And no, sploo, you're not ugly. You're just....... odd.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Try masturbating. If you get rid of your semen, you`ll become tired and you`ll sleep for more than just three hours.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why you talking shit white boy?
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My username is ian_n
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Went to this Jason Aldean concert the other day, beers were $10 each and shots were free.

    Heh.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You sit down and decide… "What do I like to do the most in life?" Once you have decided that, the rest is easy; you know where to go next. Your job, your purpose in life, should never be something you don't like, or something you are not really interested in. You should never settle for a job just because you need money. That is a recipe for failure and disaster right off the hop. Work should always be like it's not really work. And don't say there's no field, or there's no demand, or there's no future in it, because if you do something you honestly love to do, and you do it better than everyone else, you WILL succeed. It's not a question. So, you take a few minutes, sit down, get rid of the distractions, and then decide what it is in life you think you can make a dent in. Once you've set the intention, you follow through. It's simple. Get the paperwork you need in the area that makes you the most happy. After all, life is about living, not working for a paycheck.

    Thank you so much, -SpectraL. This is some solid advice. I think the main problem is that I became too focused on wanting to become a nurse, that I didn't really think of anything else when I had dropped out last year, leaving me completely clueless. It's gonna take some time to get the paperwork I need, at least a year, but hopefully I will get there. Once again, thank you.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I could actually pull that off, too. I could be like.... "Sup government bitches, I have OCD. Where's my handout?" But... that'd probably not be such a good idea. I just don't know what I want to do with my life, pretty sure I'm going to drop out soon anyway.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ Like Ren and Stimpy?

    I don't think anything can beat that cartoon. I watched the first episode of Ricky & Morty, but I couldn't get into it.. so I just stopped, after 10 minutes.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Never seen a picture of you so I can't confidently compare, but I think scron is butt ugly.

    Butt ugly…that's from the 90s..haven't used that one in a long while

    Trust me, you don't want to see. Where did scron come from anyway? Is he new?

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I've seen you and yeah, no way. Scron looks like he is a legit burn victim.

    If you mean those Facebook pictures.. those aren't pictures of me, but my friends. :P
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I love Cuba!! Fuck you.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm glad to hear that!
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Your life sounds swell, sincerely. I'd love to do nothing. I have a friend who's in his late 30s, and he doesn't have a job, and he's on welfare. I tell him the same thing, that he's got a great life, but he tells me that I'm wrong. He's frustrated with life because he doesn't have a wife, and all that jazz. And really? English professors are a step up above high school teachers.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Maybe that's because of the way you're positioned... are you laying flat on your back, or sitting in a chair?
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm quite forgetful.. I don't know what it is that you did before. My former major was International Business & Management, and my current major is English, so I can become a high school teacher. I don't want to do that for the rest of my life, but I want to make sure I can earn some $$ while I study on the side. Before this, last year, I was studying Nursing. But I can't afford to switch it again, unless I go higher up education-wise, because otherwise I'll be too old by the time I'm done with college, I already wasted 3 years of my life.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    HA. Nice one.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I like it when one of their songs get played in American Pie 2.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Yo nigga it's been a minute

    Why yes! I started college again for the past few weeks. I actually switched my major, so I'm running behind in my new class. The atmosphere here is different, the kids in my other class were much too uptight for my taste. What do you do nowadays?
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I hope he will be fine. :(
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon What if I am an actual figment of mmQ'd imagination, but somehow I do exist within his mind (because I do feel like I exist) and when he types out these words, they appear to him as some abstract emergence from his thought processes, a clever joke he produces to confuse you, but they're actually me? What if outside of his mind Captain Falcon and his life doesn't exist? What if I am the idea of a wealthy Pakistani man that he made up as a funny persona?

    Not possible, I'm actually poor.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I dunno, but he's pretty baller.
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