Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "If you belong to me, so does your baby." Well that's one helluva logic. That is, indeed, "MEGA LOLZ."
2. 2023-04-26 at 12:16 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Since nobody wanted to watch Shutter I'm gonna do that right now by myself. Perfect timing as it's just around 2 am. (:
3. 2023-04-26 at 12:15 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   He also claimed the allegations against him were "MEGA LOLZ" and now he's in jail.
4. 2023-04-26 at 12:15 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I remember having a sleepover at my brother's friend's house and some dude who liked rock music as well started playing a lostprophets song and I told him "This dude's in jail because of CP" and he had no idea.
5. 2023-04-26 at 12:14 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh no I wasn't talking about him. It's crazy because I did listen to lostprophets before he got caught.
6. 2023-04-26 at 12:13 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah. That guy. He's been recruited by the CIA because he traveled to Islamic countries.
7. 2023-04-26 at 12:13 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I DO
   
   
   
   
   WHAT YOU DOING WITH THOSE GRAPES AND BOTTLE OF LUBE MA'AM

   
   Prolapse? Eww fucking gross. I only watch penis-in-vagina porn. I skip the anal parts if I come across it.
8. 2023-04-26 at 12:12 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Dude was caught like a few weeks ago or something.
9. 2023-04-26 at 12:11 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh what the fuck. It must have been another famous guy who was also a musician and got in jail.
10. 2023-04-26 at 12:11 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The fact my room has gotten colder over the years proves that global warming isn't real.
11. 2023-04-26 at 12:10 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't think we ever had that here in Europe. Must be an American thang.
12. 2023-04-26 at 12:10 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra BBC forces you to pay license fees, so in a sense the parents of the kids that got interfered with by the likes of Jimmy Saville and pals were forced to fund their kids' molestation

    
    Didn't he get released the other day only to look for cheese pizza as soon as he got out? LOL.
13. 2023-04-26 at 12:09 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra the BBC has a long and storied history of noncing rivaled only by the Catholic Church and the US public school system

    
    That's weird. What does a British entity have to do with a Vatican entity and an American entity? They should stay in their lane (or should I say, island).
14. 2023-04-26 at 12:08 AM UTC in Circus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra who makes hundreds of them

    
    Some guy who goes by the name "Not Quite Endowed."
15. 2023-04-26 at 12:07 AM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You have a bit of jizz on your chin there lad…

    
    Really? I thought I wiped it all clean. Must have missed that spot.
16. 2023-04-26 at 12:07 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra Texas Anal Sore Assacre

    
    I wouldn't watch this, I don't like anal videos.
17. 2023-04-26 at 12:06 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So how can he be gay, man?
18. 2023-04-26 at 12:06 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 More like Gay Man

    
    His dream is to fondle boobs.
19. 2023-04-26 at 12:06 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra don't hate the nonce hate the BBC

    
    Why hate the BBC and not, let's say... FOX? or CNN?
20. 2023-04-26 at 12:05 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    A Martesers McFlurry.