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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Celebrating my bday. What did u get me u mong?

    4 realizies? Happy birfday dude

  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I forgot ur not a gen X chad like me.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs I really should read more posts like this … I could be celibate for the rest of my life with no concerns at all

    lol. Youre welcome. Maybe thats why ive been cool not getting laid in so long.

    Or the heroin. Possibly the heroin.

    I was like 19 though, and id wanted to pee in her butt since were were like....13? I think my restraint was chivalrous.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by stl1 So, was she a good lay otherwise?

    I started fingering her and sucking on her tits instead, trying to stay as far towards her face as possible. Shed quietly told me earlier that she had chlamydia, but that shed share her meds with me. Even that wasnt a deal breaker but the stink was. She kept saying to please put it in and eventually wrapped her legs around me like a venus fly trap. Admittedly, leaky, gooey pussy feels surprisingly good but i could only give her a couple min before i had to discretely start f8ngering her again. She was kinda butthurt about it which I guess is kinda natural, but fortunately shed just started a career in alcoholism and meth addiction and was more about validation than enjoying herself so she let me facefuck her and finish down her throat. I ordered us some chinese food, we smoked some speed in the laundry room and called it a day.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol.. you should get a sleeping bag from goodwill or the salvation army and lay in that while you're shaking it off. Pro tip. I stripped my bed of my sheets and washed them last night and didn't bother putting them back on. Just smoked weed and wore my close with the AC on blast.

    Yeah i used to do that. Was a lot easier to wash but it also soaked up tons of sweat. i also need a new mattress bc this memory foam thing from costco is somejanky bullshit and i feel like this- and not my obesity- is most of the reason my back is so jacked up
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yeah only it's not, Captain Emotion.

    way to miss a complement on ur bat-dick mediobromo

    I was simply observing the fact that ur hog appears more bulbous at the end. Dont take out ur genital dysmorphia issues on me, Larry.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    its like one of those lil bats they give away at baseball games
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    Its been fucking hot here. i sweated through two sets of sheets and a pillowcase last night. Sucks.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I got a chance to smash a chick id been drooling over all through high school, but as soon as we got her pants off i wanted to fucking die it was so bad. I still cant smell cocoa butter to this day without having weird PTSD flashbacks and smelling that rancid pussy stink in my olfactory orifices.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Eating Frosted Flakes Flakes , with slices or nanner in it..watchin Saturday morning cartoons with Snowball… đź’–

    that actually sounds good
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nothing about them are asymmetrical but okay.

    Its not so much about whether theyre symmetrical. It just looks like someone pumped toothpaste into two medicine balls and stapled them to her chest.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol

    it was an accurate appraisal
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls I will do later but just wanna sleep a bit more, she made me a cake too


    Nines cakes, bby.

    Does ur grill know abt cigreting?
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah idk why those hood male stripper videos always have some dude with his bulge out like pretending to do standing 69 with some poor woman. I think throwing women jn the air likea pizza crust is a carribean thing ie daggering
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    putting itch cream on the threemassive spider bites on my arm, and emailing songs i recorded to panny since i now have a BURGEONING FANBASE
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk this was the song that made me discover corn. He's young, talented and he's from Cincinnati. It's funny cuz i guarantee the guns and money aren't props……

    I fw ya corn

    All the trap. roomer autotuners sound the same now. polo g, melly, etc.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Get it, infant stomp?

    Mmmmm like as n overripe canteloupe
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Casper wya? Post it up shorty.

    Just go “join a room” and itll create whatever name you put in. You might be able to create one permanently if you make an account but i never bothered.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Chinese study i guess showed significant results only in patients not being treated with antivirals


    And on that note....i think i finally found a way to get to sleep. Thanks, T. lol


    *sleepz*
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