Being overweight is not a health crisis in Japan. It is clear to me, that we, as white males, must procreate with a lot of Japanese bitches. It is the only way. It is not for nothing that they are considered to be honorable Aryans.
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I always initiate the flirting. It's what you do if you're a guy. If she plays along then you're golden. Which they usually do with me, not because i am such a handsome person, i'm charming.
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Originally posted by Enter
Are you a pedo or something?
No, i just vaguely resemble one.
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2018-02-25 at 7:25 PM UTC
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This is one psycho ass nigga
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Why do you people's fantasies involve violence to such a degree.
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Originally posted by Grimace
In 1992, I asked my female friend Kelly to sit on my face while I was over at her house playing the new Super Nintendo. Why I asked her to do that? Not really sure, but it made me feel a certain way in my private parts. I was 5.
Sounds like a good time.
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2018-02-25 at 1:05 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
There are still about 140 million computers around the world using WinXP. Fact.
There's about 140 million security issues with WinXP. Fact.
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Originally posted by Enter
Morons. Everyone knows it was really 6 days, and he rested on the 7th.
Hahaha, you're watching The Enter Show. More posts after the break.
Morons, everyone knows it took God just one day. In fact if we assume the value of hubble's constant is 70km/s per mega parsec we can calculate the age of the Universe at 13.97 billion years old, if we count back from that we can see the big bang happened on a Tuesday. Clearly, God got started on Monday, then lit the fuse on Tuesday. Losers.
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
He probably uses a VPN. I have one on my phone too, I just forget to turn it on 95% of the time
VPN's Don't change your user agent header.
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This isn't facebook, bitch, i don't give a single shit how your fucking anniversary night was. Go post that kind of bullshit on Facebook with the rest of the normies where you belong.
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Lol, so apparently this is just some server where everyone can upload whatever they feel like. Including but not limited to malware and hardcore rape porn.
https://danwin1210.me/uploads/If you happen to need a staging server for your malwares there you go. Need to stash that CP right quick? Go on ahead. It's a 24/7 open door policy at Daniel's Directory, step right up, step right up.
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Mary Jane Barker, born 28 February 1953 disappeared from a neighbor's yard in Bellmawr, New Jersey 3 days before her birthday on 25 February 1957. She disappeared in the company of a 4 month old Cocker Spaniel puppy. She was last seen going to meet with her friend and neighbor, 6-year-old Maria Freitta, the owner of the dog. Her disappearance occurred around 10:30 a.m. on a Monday. By 1:30 PM the police were notified and she was presumed kidnapped. A clue that lent weight to this theory was found along a nearby stream bank which seemed to have the footprints of a man, child, and dog. The police stated that the small footprints on the mud matched the size of Barker's shoes.
On the first night after her disappearance more than 200 volunteers did a foot-by-foot search. Eventually well over a thousand people were involved. Her fourth birthday came and went with no sign of her.
At some point during the investigation the police received a phone call with a ransom demand from an unidentified person requesting 500$ for the safe return of the girl. This avenue was investigated but it could not be ruled out that the phone call was made as a prank, or by someone trying to get rich quick during the proceedings.
On the sixth day of her disappearance Mary Jane's body was found. And here is where it gets weird. Apparently, Maria Freitta, the owner of the dog and the girl's friend, went with her mother to a vacant, newly built ranch house next door to her home. This home was under construction at the time and the property was owned by her aunt and uncle. At some point Maria managed to open a 3 by 5 foot bedroom closet's door, when her missing dog bounded out of the closet and leaped happily at her. Also in the closet was Mary Jane, dead, in a seated position, the hood of her blue coat partially covering her blonde hair. She was found in the same clothes she had on when she disappeared.
The coroner examined the body and it was determined that Mary Jane had died of starvation. The coroner also determined that there was no indication of foul play, no signs of sexual assault or trauma of any kind. He assumed the child had gotten locked in the closet and subsequently died of starvation. While that's a little odd in and of itself it gets even weirder.
The property where she was found on had been searched not once, not twice, but three times during the days that Mary Jane was missing. Furthermore, there was no animal or human excrement found in the closet despite the dog not being housebroken.
And while the dog was later euthanized(Poor Maria, lol, lost her friend and dog) to examine it's stomach's contents to the best of my knowledge the results of that examination have never been made public. So wtf?
If Mary Jane Barker was placed inside the closet after her death, then why? If she was in fact kidnapped then why were there no signs of trauma on her body? And why, if you're going to kill a person would you starve them? Was it all a freak accident.
We may never find out the truth. What do you think?
Join me next time, on Mystery Files, with Sophie.
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2018-02-18 at 3:35 PM UTC
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Sometimes this whole "totse community" thing feels like high school all over again.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
idk but you would be charged with being a hardcore faggot
If being a hardcore faggot were illegal you'd be serving life, fuccboi.
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Originally posted by stupid noob
It's no secret Bill Krozby is bi.
I was talking about OP. Pretty sure Bill Krozby is Hard Gay.
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I lol'd, pretty nostalgic.
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2018-02-15 at 2:01 PM UTC
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Ready to feel old?
I literally signed up for Totse in 500 B.C. That thing they found in the Mediterranean sea? Yeah? This thing?
"Experts" said it's some kind of sun dial calendar contraption. Think again dumbasses. This is a computer, with forum software called Τότσε, you post by turning the dials, noobs.
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Originally posted by RestStop
To each his own I guess but I never had the Asian attraction for whatever reason and Europe isn't tropical enough to justify leaving the US. Though my thing is early 20's red bones in which America has plenty of and I don't have to break any laws to fuck with. How a nigga live.
I know you dig red bones, all i was saying is not only 3rd world countries have laws that land on the younger side of things.
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Originally posted by RestStop
I remember an old co worker told me in Canada hamburgers are actually horse meat instead of cow meat and the texture/taste is actually superior to cow though idk the validity of it.
Well i've been to Canada and i've eaten at a Dairy Queen over there. And i am pretty sure the burger was beef, so i am pretty sure he was full of shit.
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2018-02-09 at 2:36 AM UTC
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This reminds me of the x amount of thanks acceptance speeches me and mQ used to partake in.
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