Teens make shit girlfriends. I can't be assed with all the drama. Unless they're real shy, those are alright.
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Just never sleep again, bro.
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Originally posted by filtration
I’ve give her permission to rape me in my sleep. I personally wouldn’t touch her when she’s asleep but I don’t mind being sexually assaulted in my sleep by her.
Yeah, i guess you'd be in danger of catching another charge if you nonchalantly slid it in while she was snoozing away.
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Originally posted by filtration
Girlfriends asleep next to me. Should I finger blast her asshole?
No, you sneak your penis in her vagina you maniac. The point is not to wake her up. While at the same time being worried she might. That's the fun part.
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Originally posted by filtration
That’s what turns me on. Hiding in peoples closets and recording them sleeping.
You should try sexually assaulting sleeping people, exciting stuff.
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2020-07-25 at 11:58 PM UTC
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Now, you go for the promotion. When you have a couple of million, run for mayor. That'd be pretty cool, if you're in America it means you become the boss of the police, or at least the police commissioner will have to answer to you. At least the 'metro' kind of police.
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Originally posted by aldra
I'd seriously doubt they're going to be blind because of how narrow the beam is, but they can do damage.
I accidentally shot a 20mw green laser in my eye once, I guess it destroyed what it touched because I had a small black dot in my vision for a few days until my brain started 'working around it'
Pretty crazy how the brain just adapts to any hardware issues like that. Hearing in one if my ears is just a tad worse than the other one. Probably something genetic, my mom has the same. However i never notice it it always just sounds like sound comes in at the same volume on both sides. I only notice it when when i put my hand over the one ear, listen to the volume, then do the same with the other side. Then i notice a very slight difference.
Thanks mom
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GOTLIST
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i dont see bosch and nigger & decker.
DeWalt is objectively superior.
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Originally posted by street_carp
I think as long as we aren't using this place to coordinate attacks on individuals or minority groups, we're OK.
British law usually errs on the side of common sense. There's a recognisable aspect of consent here, nobody relies on NiS for their income or wellbeing, so it could be said that you visit this site expecting to be called a nigger/faggot/jèw.
It's all the graphic Nonce talk that makes this site sketchy. If this site is/does get on the filth's radar, they'll throw all kinds of resources and man hours into scrutinising the Nonce Brigade to make sure there's nothing going on beyond talk.
Fortunately this website is hosted in a placed called The United States of America and they have a constitution, this constitution has a first amendment. Something to do with Free Speech. Fuck outta here with your INGSOC shit. Even if the yanks did care, or the britbong authorities, i'm not in your jurisdiction. And guess what, my country has a constitution too, and it guarantees i can say whatever the fuck i want. But i don't take anything for granted, i'm behind 7 proxies, i even have a proxy for my DNS traffic.
motherfucker.
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Nigga chill. Gotta be diplomatic about this, how long have you been seeing this girl. Two weeks? Try to make it through the honeymoon phase at least before you start telling her that kind of crap, lol.
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2020-07-20 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Fuckin' barn swallows
Originally posted by mmQ
How would you hamdle this one? Should I bring a tennis racket and just try to swat it down? I mean I respect the bird and I want her to be happy that's why I walked around it now. It's really hard to just walk through its path and ignore it though.
Shoot the bird but don't kill it, then make it watch as you stomp the life out of her children. Kill her last.
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2020-07-20 at 8:37 PM UTC
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Why me?
If you don't have the capacity to be an asshole in every capacity of the word then are you even a man, really? Don't fucking worry about it. Direct to whom you will be an asshole and you should be Gucci.
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You know the tale of the Nazi book burning right? It's relevant and i'll tell you why. They didn't burn just any old books, that was the spin. What happened was they went into a school for 'sexology' or whatever we're supposed to call it. And they burned all the materials there, because they thought this shit was degenerate.
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2020-07-20 at 12:24 PM UTC
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drank sum Crouton just now
Originally posted by Kev
delirium only happens when you mix depressants and stimulants
Yeah? Take 500mg, i triple dare you. Maybe 750 if you're fat.
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2020-07-20 at 10:54 AM UTC
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So this is how it ends
Originally posted by AngryIVer
No he doesn't. His finger isn't on the trigger at any point in time.
This. It was literally in a gated community. They shouldn't have been there AT ALL.
Can't you read? I said
woman.
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Originally posted by rabbitweed
Call her a dyke openly and film the result.
He'd go to prison for hate speech.
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2020-07-20 at 3:59 AM UTC
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Hey wariat and sophie
Only reason i know is because i tried this once with some other media ventures and a bunch of Masterchan virgins. Actually i think it started on 8chan. The Audiophile podcast, maybe you've heard of it, probably not. They rebranded it to Juice Box. Dunno if they're still around but it took them a year to get the first episode out. I did some IT stuff for a month or two with them but it turns out channers of any kind that live in their mom's basement work about as hard as you'd expect.
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Also, i've just had a think. Because i have these OTC pills, with acetominophen, aspirin and caffeine in them. I just take 'em for the caffeine really. But a funny thought went through my mind like 15 minutes ago, i thought, i'm gonna take all of them in one go. It wouldn't kill me but it would give me one hell of a heartburn. And i thought, nah. Why would i do that? That's Sploo tier. And then i thought long and hard about what i meant when i thought 'Sploo tier' and i came to an interesting conclusion. Or theory if you will.
You know how Sploo was always doing shit drugs, that actually make you feel pretty shit? And he'd go on about how great they'd be. And everyone just thought he was a lunatic? Well, i think he wasn't a lunatic but a personality disorder diagnosis wouldn't be out of place either. I figured what if the shit drugs was actually a form of self-harm. And not in the obvious way like yeah drugs are bad and OTC binges maybe even more so, but in the psychopathological self-harm kind of way. Like a person that cuts themselves? But as opposed to cutting yourself, with drugs of whatever kind, you generally can't just stop once you're in the middle of it because it takes a while for your body to clear that shit, nahmean?
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2020-06-02 at 7:22 PM UTC
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I miss warioat
I always chuckle a little to myself when i see Wario regret-delete his posts. You're the living end Wario as kr0z would say.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
That doesn't help your cause then…as the US has one of the lowest IQ averages of all "Western" countries…lolol
It's the shitskins that drag the average down for the US.
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