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2017-07-05 at 7:38 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from reddit
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Tbh I think it makes it worse in my case
Yeah maybe solace wasn't the right word. A strange...
I don't know the word.
I know what you mean though. In simple form, it's like being on a sports team where everyone is rooting for you to do well, and you keep being shitty at the sport, but they keep rooting for you, and you're like 'FUCK, STOP IT. I'M NOT GOOD AT THE SPORT,' but they tell you we're not here for you to do good we're here to support you and just watch you play, and then you get all sad and emotional and cry uncontrollably on the middle of the field holding up the game all awkwardly while everyone else in the audience boos at you. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 1:28 AM UTC in Self MutilationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 12:48 AM UTC in ATTN: RestStopYes, the obvious being that saying 'fam' doesn't in any way insinuate
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's because some people are so devoid of any kind of self sufficiency, they desperately need a feeling of belonging, of being a part of some kind of defined inner circle, of having even an imaginary support system. Lonely and desperate and attention-starved persons, they'll do and say anything to create "family" for themselves, even if it is all pretend and make-believe. It's a mental illness. And for them, a friendly acronym "normalizes" it, to say "It's OK. I'm OK. You're OK."
If it does, than so too does calling someone any name whisker. You'd have to re-word your statement a little bit to fit for that, but it's mostly the same, if we're going that route. Something like,
Why do people say 'you stupid nigger?'
It's because some people are so devoid of any kind of interpersonal relationships, they desperately need a feeling of turmoil, of being a part of some kind of defined inner circle, of having a community in which to remind others that they hate niggers. Lonely and desperate and attention-starved persons, they'll do and say anything to create "enemies" for themselves, even if it is all pretend and make-believe. It's a mental illness. And for them, a negative connotation "normalizes" it, to say "It's OK. I'm OK. You're not OK."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 11:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-04 at 11:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Sophie Oh oh! The Dutch equivalent literally is: Jonkvrouw.
But this speaks to her status, not to her chastity. As in a young noble woman would be called a "Jonkvrouw". Virgin in Dutch is "Maagd". IDK how we got that word, since it's so different from the German equivalent and English.
"Magd" in German means "maid" in English. "Iron Maiden" means "Eiserne Jungfrau".
Ethymology is actually one of my hobbies but talking about it in non-native language makes my brain melt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 10:25 PM UTC in An Idiot's Guide to Difficult First Timejust couldn't pass up head(dome)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-04 at 2:40 PM UTC in ATTN: HTS-Kawaii desu chan.
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2017-07-04 at 6:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIf you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.
If you're in the war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-Jack HandeyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 7:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIt was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-02 at 7:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 6:33 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?I miss black light posters
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2017-07-02 at 2:27 AM UTC in Stop deleting scronaldo's postsHe was banned in the first place because of spam, and continues to be banned because of spam. No one has ever complained of him posting legitimate, sane content.
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2017-07-01 at 12:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RestStop This is mostly why I've never bought any and attempted it. I guess probably because I think even uncut heroin and original formula Oxycontin 80's are a boring as fuck buzz too. I've been told bath salts are "kinda like" meth but I have very serious doubts about that and I probably get the real shit cheaper than whatever they're selling that stuff for anyways.
The only meth I've done has been very high quality DNM shit and let me tell you that bath salts/RC stims tend to be way more fucked up and have gotten me way more trashed but in a bad way, especially back when MDPV and such were still readily available.
Being up for 3-4 days off a gram of quality ice had my head less fucked than a single day of binging on MDPV or pentylone or pentedrone. -
2017-06-30 at 5:27 AM UTC in The great Rattox war of '17
Originally posted by Scrawny I What if its not even Lanny doing anything I think he just made a script that identifies my posts when I reach houston and it shoots down my acct while he's passed out drunk.
Yfw lanny invents the forum software equivilent of ICBM defense system.
nigga wot.
I bet its got a Slick UI panel and space ship noises and everything.
when he moves his mouse over your username it says TARGET ACQUIRED in a weirdly effeminate twink voiceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 3:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSLANNY CAN YOU PLEASE ADD A FUCKING IGNORE FUNCTION JESUS CHRISTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 4:11 PM UTC in ATTN: BlackbirdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 12:43 PM UTC in WE'RE ALL MADE OUT TEARSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 9:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSMy therapist told me that writing down traumatic events can be a way to ease the shock of bad experiences. It sounds like bullshit to me... But I'm desperate for any kind of release.
I guess I'll start by talking about Cal.
Cal is my best friend, I've never felt closer to another human being than I have to him. We met when we were both seven, at my very first Cub Scouts meeting. Dear lord, we both hated that place, but we had family that aspired to see us become perfect people, and figured that the Cub Scouts were the perfect way to start us on the track to success. Gradually, we transitioned from going to the Scouts meetings, to going to play video games in his basement.
Cal's family wasn't exactly rich, and they lived in an incredibly old house that was only a few places down from mine. It was a very big house, but not a nice one. It had no furnace (only wall heaters), outlets which would randomly stop working, and neither cable nor internet. All that Cal had for us to do at his house was play Goldeneye and Smash Brothers on his Nintendo 64. Occasionally we would read comic books, but he only had the old Spiderman series that everyone has read at least twice, so we typically stayed away from it. Essentially, we were a couple of big ol' nerds.
Cal's older sister, Nina, however...She was an even bigger nerd.
Naturally, being two whole years older than us, she thought was far too cool to give us a moment of her time. On rare occasions, she would go out with friends, and permit use to use her coveted Gamecube, complete with Super Smash Brothers Melee. Those nights were the greatest of our childhoods, and we developed a passion for Smash Brothers.
This continued on for some years, until her thirteenth birthday, when her parents somehow scrounged together the money for an Xbox 360. She was absolutely ecstatic, and Cal would frequently rant to me about how jealous he was. When I was fed up with hearing his incessant whining, I proposed a plan for us to spend the summer mowing lawns and pulling weeds to purchase our own Xbox 360 from a local pawn shop.
Naturally, he clung to this idea.
We spent the summer of '09 working our asses off to make $120. Finally, as stupid eleven year-olds, we wandered into Pawn One and picked out a dusty white console together and paid with six crisp twenty dollar bills.
Considering I had made the majority of the money, and Cal already had his Nintendo 64, we agreed that It'd be fair for me to set up the beautiful piece of technology in my home. Thus, he came to my home for the proceeding few years, with us buying and playing the latest Call of Duty titles and enjoying them immensely.
Fast forward to our sophomore year in high school. Cal and I didn't hang out nearly as much as we used to, but we talked frequently at school. I had honestly mostly forgotten about our childhood days, now that I owned a gaming PC and moved into the twenty-first century.
Some night in February, I remember listening to some soundtracks on Youtube, and seeing a click-bait top ten list for "Memorable Video Game Soundtracks." I took the bait, and watched the video. It had some obvious entries, like Hotline Miami and Final Fantasy VII, but one entry on the list hit me with a freight train of nostalgia.
The Super Smash Brothers Melee soundtrack.
I immediately started looking into Melee again, and quickly discovered the prevalent competitive scene. My interest was piqued, and that night consisted of me setting up a Gamecube emulator and dodging sleep by playing Melee. I learned some of the advanced techniques, and started looking into nearby tournaments.
A month later, I was sick of playing Melee with the input lag of an emulator, and started trying to find a Gamecube with a copy of Melee. Soon, I learned just how rare a real copy of Melee had become, and my hopes started to dwindle.
Then, as if sent by the heavens, I got a text from Cal about his sister going to "some dumb party," and his parents being on vacation in Reno, meaning that we'd have his house to ourselves to smoke pot and play video games all night. I thought of Nina's Gamecube, and her lovely copy of Melee.
As fast as my fingers could type, I asked if Nina still had her Gamecube. He replied with the same kind of mischievous nature he always did:
"I have no clue, but we could dig though her shit 'til we find it."
I thought it sounded perfect.
And so we spent an hour rifling through Nina's possessions. We laughed at dumb diary entries from her middle school days, were shocked to find her own personal 'pleasure item' tucked away in her bed frame, and finally in the darkest corners of her closet we found the little purple box which I so desired to find. At this point, we were both baked senseless, and ran off to play Melee without even trying to hide the mess we had made.
A few hours later, we were sitting in Cal's room playing Melee, and we heard somebody enter the front door. Briefly, we panicked at the idea of Cal's parents being home early, and quickly hid our contraband. However, instead, it was only Nina.
She yelled, full volume, Cal's name. Furious thumps came from the staircase as she flew down to his room, and as she stormed down the hallway we could hear her shouting at us.
"What the fuck were you two doing in my room!?" She shouted, before standing with her arms crossed in Cal's doorway. We both looked at her, and something in my chest suddenly jumped.
I hadn't seen Nina in years, and looking on her now made me realize how absolutely beautiful she was. While Cal and Nina shouted at each other, I only admired her flowing blonde hair. When Nina asked what smelled like skunk, I only could see the captivating curves of her hips. And when she called us "fucking creeps!," I only noticed her fascinatingly large breasts.
Nina stormed off, and I returned to reality. She left the house again, and we resumed our session of Melee and recreational smoking. However, for the rest of the night, my mind was fixated on Nina.
She became the subject of many of my late-night fantasies over the proceeding weeks. Picturing her naked in my mind seemed to never cease to be interesting. However, after a while, I realized that I would not be satisfied with pure fantasy.
I began plotting ways to see her naked.
Over the course of March, and into April, I planned out a method of seeing her undressed. It was a rather simple scheme, all in all. Nina liked to bathe in the big claw-foot tub in the basement of Cal's home. However, since it was in a basement, there was no window I could peek inside of. Instead, I had to get more crafty.
I learned how to set up a live feed camera, and placed a small webcam inside of a tissue box in said bathroom. Once I had positioned the tissue box to a satisfactory angle, I returned to Cal and killed time by playing more Melee.
Once I returned home, I checked the camera's live feed, and found it worked perfectly. All I had to do then, was play the waiting game.
Every other night for two weeks, I had the pleasure of watching Nina strip and bathe for me. I would leave the sound on, and any time I heard the sound of running water, I'd find myself suddenly in the mood to rub one out. It was truly a teenage boy's dream... And then it happened.
It started normally, I heard the sound of rushing water and immediately felt an erection brewing. I paused my game of Hearthstone and swapped over to the camera feed, and saw Nina undressing. A smile came to my lips, and my hand began to do its job.
Things went as expected at first. But, as soon as I was about to finish, a loud and harsh beeping started coming through the audio feed. I was confused, worried if it was an issue with the camera. However, by the look on Nina's face, I noticed she could hear it too. After a moment, I made the connection that the beeping was that of a smoke alarm. Nina shouted, "Mom!? What are you making?"
She received no response.
With a groan, she grabbed her phone and started typing away. Later on, in police reports, I'd hear that she was apparently texting her mom and asking the same question she had shouted. However, her mom had already ran outside, and left her phone in her bedroom.
Nina was getting visibly annoyed with the beeping. After three or four minutes of angry texting and shouting, she got out of the bathtub and dried herself off. She wrapped herself in the towel, and walked to the door. The second her hand touched the knob, she flinched and jumped back with a shout.
Somewhere out my bedroom window, I could hear sirens. I stood from my computer desk, and ran out of my home to look down the road. A pillar of smoke was billowing into the air, right where Cal's house was.
I ran back inside to my computer and looked at the camera feed again. Nina was banging on the bathroom door, screaming again and again for help. I was frozen, I couldn't do a god damned thing.
After a few minutes of banging and shouting, I noticed beads of sweat becoming more and more visible on Nina. Not long after, she removed the towel, and climbed back into the bathtub. She turned the cold water on, and curled up in the water.
I could see her crying.
I kept hoping and praying that someone would break the door in and rescue Nina, but with every passing moment I was more and more terrified that it wouldn't happen. I couldn't do anything, and I couldn't stop watching. I don't remember exactly when I started crying, but at some point I did.
Water was overflowing out of the tub, and Nina was still screaming for help. She just kept screaming, and screaming, and screaming...
The floor was covered in water, and steam was steadily filling the air. Nina's screams for help turned to screams of pain. I watched as the water steamed, and slowly begin to churn around Nina. She curled up by the cold water faucet, but it was to no avail. The water kept getting hotter and hotter, and Nina couldn't get away.
Her skin was turning a deep crimson, and Nina screamed the loudest, most blood curdling screams I'd heard in my life. She was flailing and trashing about in the water, which was starting to bubble. I could see skin falling away from her legs, floating in wet chunks in nearly boiling water.
My camera could barely withstand the heat, and the video feed was starting to blur, but it kept coming through. I could still see and hear Nina being boiled alive in her own bathroom.
By the time her screams had died down to weak, hoarse wheezes, the camera feed finally cut. I sat and stared at the blank "no signal" screen for so long the words felt burned into my retinas...
Later on, I'd learn that one of the wall heaters in their home short-circuited and caught fire. It proceeded to make every heater in the house follow suit, and in a matter of moments there was a fire in nearly every room. Every room except that bathroom which Nina was enjoying herself in...
So there. I wrote about it. I’ve realized that I don’t feel better. I may not ever feel better. I was disgusting; I was a creep, a weirdo, a pervert- you name it. I watched my best friend’s sister die through a webcam that I set up to fulfill my sexual desires. At least the camera is gone now; something I’m eternally thankful for.
I still don't know what to say to Cal, I haven't talked to him yet, and I don't know If I ever will.
And every time I pass by that burnt out old house, I feel like i'm going to puke.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-29 at 3:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI've discovered a new affliction I possess: Severe imouto deficiencyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 1:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI agree that religion can genuinely increase your happiness. There's strong empirical evidence supporting this, that those who are more religious seem to be happier, and not simply based on self-reported data. It's a simple matter to understand the comfort that the belief will bring you, that there's a loving benevolent creator watching over everything and looking out for you, that at the end everyone will be judged and the good people will be rewarded, the bad punished, and if you're good you'll get to meet everyone else who was, your loved ones again, and live eternally in a perfect place of happiness and holiness. But, when I type that out, isn't it embarrassingly obvious what an incredibly childish tale this is, how it placates some of the strongest and oldest human psychological fears, simply seems like an attempt to explain a world they didn't understand and cope with it, supports human psychological biases and flaws?
It seems that many people become unable to cope with reality, possibly due to severe depression or a suicide attempt, or eventually have a mental breakdown for whatever reason, then turn to a faith based conviction to attempt to maintain their grip on sanity.
It's perfectly possible that you're happier than, but on some level you know you're relying on a profound delusion to make your state of happiness possible. Doesn't that make you the one that's unable to cope with what reality truly is? I'm psychologically incapable of believing something I know isn't true, that isn't supported by logic and reasoning, scientific evidence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
