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Posts That Were Thanked by Sophie

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the though question is which one of them should represent aristotle, socrates and plato.

    Socrates is obviously the one on his back. Plato is the one sucking dick, representing his unending desire to pull on Socrate's skin and fellate his persona, if not his philosophy. The one kissing him is Aristotle both on account of him being the most attractive of the bunch and also because he actually loves Socrates and his philosophy, not just his image (phallus), and is the true successor to the western philosophical tradition.
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Check it:





    SA caps, surprisingly few sets made in this profile, people seem to have something against spherical caps even though they're my favorite and even then DSA seems more popular for some reason. I have DSA caps on the keyboard I carry around for use on the go and for that context the low profile is preferable but for the board that never leaves my desk the additional sculpting is really nice, and I think it looks sick.
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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Tolkien is for uber nerds of such a magnificent caliber that they are beyond reproach.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com The top center of pills are Xanax 2mg bars.

    No shit? I'm sure no one here would have been able to figure that out without your help.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did you forget which account you were logged in to
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  6. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso is definitely set up to be a tear jerker. Depending on how well you can tolerate cliche musician tropes you might like it a lot.

    I fucking loathe Clannad and you have to watch both horrible seasons to get to the only part that's remotely good/tragic but it's definitely consider a "canonical" entry for tragedy anime.



    Hachimitsu to Clover and 3-gatsu no Lion (both anime based on manga by the same author, think they have the same production team because the art style is similar and distinctive, good but takes a little getting used to) deal a lot with damaged characters with tragic backstories and varying levels of depression. Hachimitsu no Clover takes longer to develop that angle, so maybe don't start there. Neither are all sad all the time, but I think you might like them.
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  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    If you ever wanted to see a gratingly overwrought Howard Stern all jacked up on speed horribly overplay a demented, cross-dressing, masturbating, mother-hating, whore-slaughtering, high decibel profanity-spewing, corpse-fornicating ("I love *beep*in' 'em when they're dead"), smack-shooting, brain-eating, gay-bashing, spastic fit-throwing, hallucinating, totally whacked out of his mind with a toxically murderous mixture of misogynistic rage and psychopathic fury racist lunatic serial killer who went around the bloodthirsty bend because his nasty abusive slut of a mommy liked to shove a beer bottle up his butt as a little boy and now gleefully butchers folks as a crazed nutjob adult when he isn't running around stark naked screaming unprintable vile epithets at the top of his lungs in a hideously redundant, tiresomely strident, completely uninsightful and so aggressively base that it's merely annoying instead of remotely amusing or offensive downright lousy gore opus, then this fetid, obnoxious, sex, rape, nudity and violence-laden worthless chunk of dreadfully puerile splatter porn schlock is just the movie for you. Me? I'd rather rewatch the outstanding "Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer" again than sit through this godawful interminable bilge a second time
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  9. HTS highlight reel
    Tibetan throat singing is pretty much the only redeemable genre in the last 2 tiers.
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  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    My internal monologue is pretty close to how I post here, I probably have less of a "enhancement" here than anywhere else and there's stupid shit I'd post here that I probably wouldn't bring up even with close friends.

    I'm not really convinced that means I'm "more myself" here rather than anywhere else. I think the ways you choose to conduct yourself are a real part of your identity, not some mere transient mask you wear which has no relation to yourself. Like I'd swear here but not around academic peers, but that doesn't mean I'm somehow being "unauthentic" in that context, I just have a different relationship there than I have with the ragtag band of misfits I've been posting and shittalking and arguing with since middle school.

    And it's not like this is the one magical place that's absent of social norms, nowhere is like that. With your closest friends, or the most obscure pseudonymous shitposting community, there's still social standards, you still enhancement yourself in that environment, there's still subjects or behaviors which are taboo. Every now and then someone rolls into the community that you can just feel doesn't fit, something about them doesn't quite mesh with the group dynamic here, even though most people hate each other, they don't even fall into that framework of hate and are actually banished to a much colder hell than being called out, they're just ignored, no one can relate to them enough to even include them even in the social rituals of mockery. There is no "version of yourself" that's most authentic, we're simply the synthesis of all the various ways we choose to be.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To an extent its easier for me my more sick and twisted side myself, baby mutilation rape jokes and sexual banter that I wouldn't normally talk like in day to day life, at least to a portion of my family. The friends I have are similar in my style of humor and so making those comments and jokes are fairly commonplace and I'm fortunate for that. It's nice to have a bro at work that I can say "goddamn that new server is fucking hot I sear to god I'm gonna fucking end up pounding her asshole downstairs at the end whether she likes it or not." and then he laughs and gets it- no hint of "Jesus fuck mq did you just say that??

    That's why I say I'm not too dissimilar here than I am in the real world and that's because I don't really have any reason to be. Obviously I have to how more discretion in face to face human interaction but I'm at that point where if nothing else, forums like this have helped me develop a stronger confidence in carrying my abstract sense of humor to real life.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was gonna try to make this into a rap but I dont think I can

    so ill just tell this quick story probably

    or maybe I can, like a bad man with bad men

    like a chiken in a coop of hens



    ugh

    this thread is about what happend to me tonight ok so

    I was talking to weenie butt aka fralalalala alalalalallalalalalalalal and others and then I had to go to the BAR with my nigga CHRIS so I was like Chris wasup and he's like nothing so we wne there and played some PIG WEHEEL you gys ever do that? PIG WHEEL?

    anyway I hit my number twice in 3 turns which I never do so it payed out like 80-1 which is cool since i only bet a dollar on that spot so I won 80 dollars and then im like "lets go" and chris is like "yeah ok" and then we went up to the bar to pay his tab

    and the bartender wasnt there because it's not the normal one the noraml one is micheellle but its her one day off a week

    so. it was a new faggot bartender and we was trying to pay his tab and he literally couldn't because he wasn't there and so we went to the other end of the bar to ask the other bartender and shes like "I don't know where he is either he is a piece of shit" . she said that.l " he's a pice of shit i have no idea"

    so we're like "uhhhh ok wtf" and then wer're at the lobbby area and then he FINALLY comes around like he was in some weird haunted corridor the whole tme and hes like WOAHHHHH what the fuck are you guy sdoing you can't leave with those drinks in your hand!!

    and obvoisly im drunk right: and im like "fuck m8 we've been waiting on you for the last half hour to just pay our tab" and hes like "oh ive been busy getting NAPKINS" (from some room) and so wtf

    so you're gett8ing NAPKINS you stupid bitch and we're just trying to literally pay out and he wants to make US to be the bad guys and so

    AND SO

    so we're walking down the stairs to leave the establishmnent, my buddy has his GLASS BOTTLE BEER in hand, I have my plastic drink in hand, and he suddenly flies in , suddenly ,tries to tell us WE CANT LEAVE with those. WE CANT LEAVE WITH GLASS BOTTLES.

    and so i say "you're closing you stupid bitch we can leave however we want:

    and he says ":nooooope you aren't allowed to leave with a glass bottle"

    so i am getting really mad and i say "you fuckng kidding me dude? you havent been there for the lat half an hour when we (by we I mean he, my friend) were trying to pay our (by our i mean his) tab.

    then he starts talking shit and we start talking shit and start walking down the stairs more and leave the building while he's yelling at us and then he said something from way back and it made me stop at the base of the stairs right when we were gonna leave peaceflly

    he said "you dont know what you're getting yourself into". we were just gonna leave and walk home but he said that and I was juyst drunk enough to where I stopped in ME TRACKS. like a british m8. i stopped literally as I was holdihng the exit door, looked back up to him and said "you wot m8?:" and he said it again . and I said come down here and say it to me again bitch, cuz he was just standin gup there at the top of the stairs, so come down bitch. CASH ME OUSSIDE. haha i didn't actually say CASH me ousside but i

    anyway he came outside and I had a rabble rouse with him talking more shit and words and he was frustrated because he was in the wrong the whole time because he's a faggot bitch noob bartender pussy and we fought in the parking lot and I don't ever fight but I was angry enough to do it tonight and so we did it and maybe I was lucky but I got a good swing on him and dropped his ass, lol, and then me and dude left. like right after. he dropped, we left. I ddin't wanna make a spectacle of it. dumb bitch though he's still making me mad how he tried to fucking antagonize me and friend for trying to find him to pay his tab. I hate him I hope he died.
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  14. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Probably everything is "alive", even rocks, plants, planets, even machines - but life for us humans means a limited, mostly illusory awareness of ourselves and our role in it all.

    No
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  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sophie I see your trauma treatment is going well. Do you journal?

    Treatment is going remarkably well. I'm past the nastiest parts, and now I'm free to focus on healthy growth.

    I journal constantly! The Apple Notes app is helpful because I can use it whether I'm on my laptop or dictate to it in the car.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    It absolutely is

    An (obviously gay) EU politician was complaining about the state of 'gay rights' in Belarus and called him a dictator; that was his response.

    I only wish Lukashenko would've called him a 'dick taster'
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I vote Bulgaria

    *Belarus

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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    There aren't enough genitals in the world for that to be satisfying or sustainable.
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  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Funny. I was just thinking of Malice, kinda drunkenly staring off into space/at the wall when I snapped to and refreshed the page and saw this thread. Reading it, and seeing you mention Malice was kind of a, "whoa, weird." moment. Hah.

    That said, I've been through plenty of grief in my life. The passing of my mother when I was 15, the immediate aftermath of an alcoholic father who was struggling with his own grief, drug addiction, suicidal contemplations, depression, prison sentences, all a form of grief. It's taken me years and years, truly, a decade, to come to terms with these things. I don't bottle it up inside though. I share my feelings and grief with those around me. I luckily have a loving wife who also lost her father the same year I lost my mother, so we share that grief and lean on each other. I have a strong family support system who was there throughout my drug addictions and prison and saw me through the end of it all.

    I do agree with you though. People suffering through grief, whether it be something in their personal lives or even as a "faceless no one" on a website you go to that while you know what they look like, sound like maybe, you've never met them. You've never shaken their hand. Never hugged them. Never kissed them, in some cases. Like Malice. People should, in general, be more expressive of the feelings they feel because to bottle it up inside and try to suppress it always forces it to leak out in other, usually negative ways like drugs or alcohol or other self destructive behaviors.
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    2 faggots, a nigger, and a jedi Walk into a bar, the first faggot says "TIME TO ORDER A COSMO!" to the other one. The other fag says "OOOH DARK MEAT! I KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT" to the nigger. Bartender looks at the jedi and says "Get the fuck out of my bar you kike"

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