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2019-06-11 at 7:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionOkay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
I'm sorry you look like an arab.
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2019-06-11 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition^^ this is accurate
Plus the sweet old nurse at the methadone clinic giving you a hostess cupcake with a candle in it and telling you to make a wish...is really the most pathetic way possible to start your birthday rofl.
I'm 99% sure my wish every year has been "I wish......I was dead. *blows out candle* NOPE. Still here" . God is a lie, magic isn't real and none of your dreams will ever come true HAVE A GREAT DAY STACY LOVE YAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-11 at 2:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionHappy WOMB EXIT day, ghost boy.
You've got your whole life ahead of you!
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2019-06-11 at 2:03 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?OJ getting the not guilty verdict was pretty fucked up.
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2019-06-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm pretty motherfucked m8.
Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far.
"hey guys look at me I just had sex with a woman smell my fingers you guys can't call me gay anymore"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-09 at 9:28 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.
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you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.
I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you areThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-08 at 11:59 PM UTC in I don't read anything HTS postsOP will never read this. I can say whatever I want, and he'll never be able to defend himself. OP is a dork. OP thinks his mom is sexy. OP sneaks into his parents' bedroom at night just to sniff his dad's feet. OP once sent me a PM saying that he gave a blowjob to his grandpa and the only thing he regretted was how little he regretted it.
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2019-06-07 at 6:57 AM UTC in People with STDs should be killed
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2019-06-06 at 2:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo Yeah I can't see you taking your own life overtly anytime soon, esp since quitting opiates and seeking to taper off the juice. You seem more the clinically depressed self destructive coping mechanism type not the painfully unable to deal type.
I hate to say it but Malices autism was definitely a contributing factor in his suicide. It crippled his ability to make changes and form relationships. He's kind of a cautionary tale of isolated autism. RIP
also, does anyone know the correlation between the time he said "the bus is here" and when he actually did it? It's kind of sweet this place was one of his last thought but also sad it was a collection of people he never met were the last people he reached out to
I think when I went through it the first time I figured it was within a couple hours of posting. Of course prolly took 30 min or so to die after ingestion. I'm still annoyed he broke his promise. Was supposed to hang out with me for one single day before he did it. Kinda fucking inconsiderate but w/e it's done.
Yeah I mean it's not so much that I want to die. I'm just practical. I'm really jacked up and really behind, and I don't know if the things that I want out of life are ever going to be a possibility. People will tell you "anythings possible" but let's just be real. A homeless junkie has about as much chance at becoming a lawyer as a 75 year old does at becoming at astronaut. Sure it's, possible but so is a roller skating water buffalo. I'd rather just have a decent life and be happy.
But yeah I finally figured out that it wasn't just the shitty life and drugs making me sad. There's some legit chemical imbalance going on. All my angst you suicidal journal entries from when I was 14. Were a clue to that effect. If things ever get bad, it's still an option. Last year I was at like a 6.5-7 with 10 being completely ready to die, and in the 4-5 years before that I was at like an 8.5-9.. but now I'm just willing to give this whole process a shot and see if it works, its lame and gay to go like he did without even trying.
Sobriety is hard. Life is fucking hard. Shit sucks sometimes. A lot of the time. It there's also a ton of cool stuff that you miss out if you disengage from life. So I'm just going to give it as much focus and energy as I feel I can until I just don't have it to give anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-06 at 1:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I offered him heroin and an escort of up to $700 in value, but the only thing that got him excited was the prospect of talking me into killing myself with him.
I was like "bro. Son. I cannot imagine a gayer way to go out. Hard pass, man."
Yeah I can't see you taking your own life overtly anytime soon, esp since quitting opiates and seeking to taper off the juice. You seem more the clinically depressed self destructive coping mechanism type not the painfully unable to deal type.
I hate to say it but Malices autism was definitely a contributing factor in his suicide. It crippled his ability to make changes and form relationships. He's kind of a cautionary tale of isolated autism. RIP
also, does anyone know the correlation between the time he said "the bus is here" and when he actually did it? It's kind of sweet this place was one of his last thought but also sad it was a collection of people he never met were the last people he reached out toThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-06 at 1:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo I can't believe malice wouldn't take a free hooker. He was a man of his word I believe if he took the money for a hooker he would have earmarked it for hooker related activities. SWIM offered to mail him opiates before for his advice on nootropics he never ended up taking but he just wanted noots instead lol autism
Yeah I offered him heroin and an escort of up to $700 in value, but the only thing that got him excited was the prospect of talking me into killing myself with him.
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2019-06-06 at 12:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I never got into choking victim/ leftover crack style music as a kid bc I didn't have cool friends or friends at all for that matter, but I love dayz n daze. I think they came to Los Angeles last year and I wasn't very unhappy not to be able to see them.
how could you not love this tho
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2019-06-06 at 12:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone Juicebox, tell us what happened if you wouldn't mind. We were worried about you. Glad that you're alright. We were beginning to think the worse.
The symptoms were exactly the same as when I had rhabdo earlier this year, so I assumed it was the same thing
Apparently I had something ICU-worthy though because that's where I woke up, and somehow they knew it was intentional. I probably blacked out and told them like a jackass, and that got me a two-week stay in the cuckoo's nest
I was laying down listening to music on the 22nd when I heard a knock on the door followed by "police, we're just coming to check on you" (Supposedly they had already sent both family and maintenance up there to check on me but got no response. I have no idea who told on me)
I got up, ran into the living room where they had already opened the door, started explaining to them that I was fine, I was just drinking and hit my head but I passed out and woke up ICU'd
I would've came back sooner but I got thrown in the mental hospital and just got out
Two weeks in the hospital also forced me to withdraw from everything I was taking at one time. That fucking sucked, but maybe it will help in the long run
They put me on Zoloft. As much as I hate the idea of being on SSRIs, I appear to be out of options. It doesn't make me feel any better but it does make everything seem less "intense"
Maybe that means I'll be able to go outside and actually do something once in a while without getting drunk
I've also been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns
And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward
Looks like my fun with firearms might be over
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2019-06-06 at 12:02 AM UTC in YouTube to ban thousands of users.
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 The holocaust is literally a false flag event that never really happened.
The jews pull the "6,000,000" number out of their assholes all the time, it has some religious symbolism to them.
plenty of j'ews and others were put into internment and labour camps and many died of overwork or disease, but the story that millions were killed with commercial pesticides and their bodies incinerated is literally mechanically impossible given the resources available. the bulk of evidence given for the 'holocaust' is witness testimony (much of which is patently insane - claims of inmates being slathered in marmalade and fed to other inmates, 'pedal-powered brain bashing machines', pregnant women being burned alive and babies exploding out of their stomachs, being able to tell the ethnicity of people being burned by the smell coming from the 'krema' etc.) supported by flawed science (see: guesswork) by people like Pressac.
and yeah, the 6,000,000 number is something like a marker point to one of their prophecies in apocryphal texts. since the 1900s there have been like 50 different times they've claimed 6,000,000 j'ews were 'dead or dying' (link)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-05 at 5:54 PM UTC in YouTube to ban thousands of users.these people don't seem to understand the reason free speech was enshrined in the US constitution and protected to varying degrees in the west to start withThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-05 at 2:55 AM UTC in APPLE MASTER RACEHas all that power but nothing runs on it lol
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2019-06-04 at 11:17 PM UTC in "I'd marry him if he wasn't on the wrong side of the law"Wow, can we cool it with the anti-teutonic remarks?
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2019-06-03 at 8:46 PM UTC in BASH THE FASHAnyway, yeah let's have some tranny try to punch a neo nazi and see what happens
https://mpalothia2.wordpress.com/2017/02/22/russia-antifa-punk-killed-by-neonazis-at-the-exploited-gig/
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2019-06-01 at 2:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-31 at 1:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by HTS Eh, to be fair, you can't really blame Hydro for the fact that §m£ÂgØL had a fucked up and romanticized view of what was basically crustpunk life. He was your pretty stereotypical totse kid who thought train hopping and hitchhiking and gutter life were cool because he'd never actually lived gutter life. Once he lived it for a while, he realized it wasn't for him. Pinning that on hydro is kinda silly. §m£ÂgØL was a naive suburbanite and got a dose of reality.
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