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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    am now in "relationship" with someone 12 years younger than me and I'm supposed to stop talking/fuckin people I was before. I really hope I don't get her pregnant but fuck am I ever not wearing condoms, I only wear those with your mom, whoever is reading this as well as the collective mothers of the world and the embodiment of their slutty character
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  2. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost Damn she looks good as two genders while you're so ugly as one you can't even post a picture.

    back on the meth i see


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  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo am now in "relationship" with someone 12 years younger than me and I'm supposed to stop talking/fuckin people I was before. I really hope I don't get her pregnant but fuck am I ever not wearing condoms, I only wear those with your mom, whoever is reading this as well as the collective mothers of the world and the embodiment of their slutty character

    don't blame ya mate


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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER I never thought about the first part. How old was he when they started talking, and when they finally hooked up? If thatd been a 16 or 17 year old girl talking with a twenty-something year old man, we'd all have called the guy a creep and he'd be in prison right now.

    She was 26 and I had just turned 20 not even a month prior.

    Personally I'm almost 25 and I would not fuck a 20 year old.
  5. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG She was 26 and I had just turned 20 not even a month prior.

    Personally I'm almost 25 and I would not fuck a 20 year old.

    good good, more for the rest of us.

    i doubt a 20 year old would fuck you anyway.


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  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER If she knew how often i picture myself wrapping my hands around her milky white, perfectly pedigreed WASPY throat, i dont think shed text me back too often.

    lol.

    Bump for lolz
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc good good, more for the rest of us.

    i doubt a 20 year old would fuck you anyway.


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    Aren't you like 40 nigga. What's wrong with you. You could have a daughter that age.
  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Aren't you like 40 nigga. What's wrong with you. You could have a daughter that age.

    yeah i know, grand daughter even.


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  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc yeah i know, grand daughter even.


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    Disgusting.
  10. Originally posted by Sudo am now in "relationship" with someone 12 years younger than me and I'm supposed to stop talking/fuckin people I was before. I really hope I don't get her pregnant but fuck am I ever not wearing condoms, I only wear those with your mom, whoever is reading this as well as the collective mothers of the world and the embodiment of their slutty character

    Is hormonal really that unreliable? Ain't everyone and their dad on the pill nowadays? The most scary thing about hbc is that girls are terrible about taking pills everyday which is why we have free nuvaring.
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Is hormonal really that unreliable? Ain't everyone and their dad on the pill nowadays? The most scary thing about hbc is that girls are terrible about taking pills everyday which is why we have free nuvaring.

    We really need male birth control already.
  13. Originally posted by GGG We really need male birth control already.

    shut up. it doesnt work and its dangerous.


    ban ggg
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Is hormonal really that unreliable? Ain't everyone and their dad on the pill nowadays? The most scary thing about hbc is that girls are terrible about taking pills everyday which is why we have free nuvaring.

    My plan is to kick her down the stairs everyday just in case
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice

    Lol SMH
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow shut up. it doesnt work and its dangerous.


    ban ggg

    It's not dangerous and it does work. Here's an oral contraceptive that just passed some safety testing.

    Literally kill yourself sploo
  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    and pns while doing it.
  18. Originally posted by GGG It's not dangerous and it does work. Here's an oral contraceptive that just passed some safety testing.

    Literally kill yourself sploo

    Ok, where is it? I listened to a podcast where someone who works in the industry said that some of the trials had to be canceled because the side effects were too severe.

    C'mon now. I've been here for almost a year now. You know I don't type like sploo.



  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Ok, where is it? I listened to a podcast where someone who works in the industry said that some of the trials had to be canceled because the side effects were too severe.

    C'mon now. I've been here for almost a year now. You know I don't type like sploo.




    scroll up dumbass
  20. Originally posted by GGG scroll up dumbass

    What the fuck are you talking about

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