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  1. Originally posted by Lanny so if I could name some examples, perhaps from recent history, where hostile press coverage changed the behavior of the american government, would you change your mind on this issue?

    What? Like the rise of investigative journalism during the Industrial Revolution? Newsflash: things are still corrupt, they've either just taken on new forms or are better hidden.
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  2. Originally posted by Sophie I like to think the average astronaut on this space station is at least a standard deviation of IQ higher than the rest of the world. If not more. Except for Bill Krozby.

    You forgot SpectraL. Except for Bill Krozby and SpectraL.
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  3. Originally posted by Bill Krozby if i ever saw you in real life i would give you free drugs and hang around you and totally talk shit to you..

    wwowooow that rhymed im like a rapper tonight.

    *turntable noise*

    It didn't rhyme tho...
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  4. RisiR is a cross-disciplinary collaboration located within Southern Cross University. Our focus is on research  that enhances the social and economic resilience of  communities, local, regional and national. We value our wider network and create knowledge in collaboration with our partners from the community, industry  and government.  We are particularly interested in the potential of emerging digital technologies to effect and sustain positive change and to enhance connection to community.

    Regional Initiative for Social Innovation and Research (RisiR)
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    .find takes arbitrary kwargs, which is interpreted as search by attribute. If you pass a bool it just tests for attribute existence. The trick is that data-card-name isn't a valid identifier in python so you need to use dict destructuring to make this work like so:


    code.find("div", **{'data-card-name': True})


    Looks wierd right? A little language trivia. This:


    func(arg1, **{'some_keyword': 42})


    is always equivalent to:


    func(arg1, some_keyword=42)


    The ** syntax on the caller side says "unpack the keys of this dict-like and pass them as keywords to this function" in the same way * does list splaying. The former style can express slightly more keywords than the latter because you can express every string as a key in a dict but not as a parameter name. Kind of language wankery, I think this is the first time I've ever actually had to do this in python, but kind of a fun fact.
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  6. The door swung open and the guard shuffled forward, unzipping his pants.

    "You're gonna be a good little black boy now, aren't you?"

    "Oh he'd better, else it's the stick for him, innit now?" Replied the other, running a baton against the metal cage.

    Asspick closed his eyes and opened his heart. There was only one way to get out of this, and that was by calling upon the power of the gods. Sphinctora, the goddess of all which is taut and moist. It was only she who could help him.

    In Rantam, there were many gods. Hundreds, thousands. Nobody really kept count. Most people pledged their allegiance to only one or two, priding themselves in the power of that particular god and telling and re-telling their epics to all who would listen. Devotion was the key. By devotion and only devotion could one tap into the piety which granted meager men with the power of the gods, and Asspick was a very pious man.

    In one sweeping hop he jumped down onto his back. His hands clutched onto his ankles, straining to hold his legs as far back as they could go, and his ass cheeks as far wide as they could stretch.

    The guards could smell it from here. They cried out in fear.

    "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!" Asspick roared. His voice reverberated across the room and into his large intestine. He channeled the power of the entirety of his body, of his fecal matter. Of the gods themselves. The muscles in his stomach tore and shredded. The guards stumbled backwards. And in a surprisingly quiet display of power, Asspick fired.

    At seven inches long with a point that'd put a rhino to shame, the pick cut through the air with a sound not unlike the rush of blood. Composed entirely of fecal matter, this monstrosity of a shit pulled open a hole the size of a fist, right through a guard's chest. It slashed clean through, frazzling into a spray of brown shards. The first guard was dead on impact, but the second had been thrown into a corner, his still erect penis pinned to the wall by one of Asspick's shards.

    "Please! Spare me!" The guard wailed. "I was just doing my job was all!"

    Asspick rifled through the pockets of the guard, pulling out the key which would unlock his phallic piercing. It slid out with a wet *thhcck* as he walked out of what had been his hell for the first time in years. The guard moaned in pain.

    "Please, I'm begging you."

    Down the hallway, Asspick could hear the chatter of women.

    'Women?' He thought, his penis lifting to a chub. 'I haven't seen one of those in years.'

    Somewhere in the dark, a liserd watched on with great interest.

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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Donald is highly intelligent and extremely clever. Every move he makes has been meticulously calculated and the effects predetermined. He is a tidal wave and there's nothing that can be done to break his momentum. This is the tip of the iceberg of what's to come. This is the second coming of Christ, boys.
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  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I just like stupid little cutsie things. In general my emotional experience is rather involved, and sometimes i like to use cutsie stupid things to convey my feelings regarding something better. And you might say "lol gay" and i would agree that it seems like a feminine trait, but i don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. Also contrary to what Malice may say, i score high on rationality and emotion, and this combination dictates the fundamental workings of my personality.

    (n_n") tbh
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  9. I hope ur commie healthcare can help u recover from that
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  10. If you put "decline to answer" on the gender section of your job application I WILL NOT FUCKING HIRE YOU!

    If you're a tranny, fine, put whatever fucking gender that you're trying to turn yourself into. As long as you don't go around bitching about "cis privilege" I don't fucking care. But I'm not going to tolerate some dipshit that says "I'm a girl" and then five minutes later gets mad at you for saying "she" because "I'm a guy now."

    I'm not going to tolerate some guy wearing a dress, stockings, and high heels to a machine shop job because "it's the only thing I feel comfortable in"

    And I'm most definitely not going to tolerate some dipshit that demands to be referred to as a fucking plant or fish or whatever the fuck the latest Tumblr gender is.

    Fuck you.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by greenplastic i didn't even know you were australian. great. now im going to read all those political threads in an aussie accent and its going to annoy the shit out of me


    brb gonna go edit in a CRIKEY every now and then
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  12. Don't be a bitch Capt.

    Originally posted by Lanny I saw Bill Krozby recently. I don't like killing people but for the sake of sanitation I laid out a Bill Krozby trap. That cheeky cunt set off the trap like 5 times without actually getting caught in it. I ended up nailing a board over his hideyhole.

    See? A little switch and suddenly no one cares.
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  13. SpectraL is the embodiment of the Navy Seals copypasta. Now either he is the most committed troll in the universe and has been keeping it up for the past 15+ years, or (my guess) on some level he actually believes his bullshit and has been slowly descending into utter lunacy over the past two decades.
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  14. Originally posted by -SpectraL Hah. Do you know how many people on how many communities before you made that exact same statement? And they were all dead wrong. Not that I really care about being a mod or not, but I just find it laughable that you people never seem to learn, even with the blunt evidence staring you point blank in the face. You're chronically stupid. You don't learn from history, as you should. And look at you. So cute. What barbie doll are you anyways, behind that cute new username? Can't take responsibility for your own history either? Have to cower behind an alt handle, do we? That's rich. At least I know what ownership is. You don't see me hiding behind the skirts of brand new usernames. I'm just me. Take me as I am. I have nothing to hide, nothing to fear, nothing to run from. Unlike you posers and your barbie doll tactics. So, yeah, what I said stands, and it's true, as history has thoroughly already proved beyond a shadow of all doubt.


    You are fucking retarded. Does anyone seriously not see the sarcasm in this entire thread? Of course I don't really want mods. Only butthurt power hungry faggots like Speckles do. So thanks Speckles for stepping up and making a complete ass out of yourself. Glad we could clear that up - again.
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The paper if you don't want to read arsetechnica: https://shattered.io/static/shattered.pdf

    The git angle seems a bit alarmist but w/e, SSL seems like a much bigger issue
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  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    hello sploo why arent you posting on your normal account
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  17. Why won't jedi women fuck uncircumcised men?

    They don't like anything unless it's at least 20% off
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  18. brandon Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably "the phish" the band





    i herd that u suck :o:o:o:o
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  19. Meh

    The only satisfying part of fucking college chicks is the look on their faces when you say "I voted for trump" as you're walking out the door
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  20. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Plus I'm not a sexual degenerate

    HAHAHA
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