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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Just dich both girls and jerk it to tranny porn and call it a day.
    WTF?

    Uhm no? Why the hell would i want this.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax If your gf only said to do it because she wants you to be happy and not because she’s kinky and bi-curious, it’s a trap. You fucking the other girl would signal to your gf that you’re not happy with her and she’ll probably leave you for someone she can make happy. If it’s because she’s a kinky bi, then there’s the risk that she’ll fall for the other girl and leave you for her anyway. Either way, you’re likely fucked unless you stick with just the gf and show her that she makes you happy.

    Lol, it's not a trap, you don't know my gf. I can do no wrong in her eyes.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny off topic but do you fingerprinting our browsers ?

    if not why cant images be uploaded without fingerprinting enabled.

    If you're concerned with browser fingerprints you need to change your headers, disable javascript and get a HTML5 Canvas blocker.

    Or just use Tor.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Wowee, my government has sent me vouchers for two free self tests. Gee wiz. That's mighty generous of them.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Cluster B's are the superior cluster. We have psychopaths.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny all women are the same. the only difference is how well they hide this fact.

    How very cynical of you.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it can be worse.

    you can wake up without a penis. women are vengeful and cruel creatures.

    Sounds like you hang out with the wrong kind of women.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Code: POSO
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    they did fam... they did.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    FBI sponsoring and running white nationalist / domestic terrorist organizations? Say it ain't so.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Good meme.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your gf want you to just fuck the other girl or love her as well.

    My gf wants me to be happy. My friend wants that too, but my friend has BPD, and so do i.

    I may be a hopeless romantic i just don't want to end up without a gf and without my friend.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    As some of you may know i have gf, yes it's true, shocker i know. Now i also have a female friend, and before you say guys and gals can't just be friends. I mean yes, and also no. It's a peculiar situation, i've known this girl who is my friend but not my girlfriend longer than i have known my gf. She's kinda cute. But when we met she had a bf and i a gf, so whatever. She's pretty great as a friend though, smart, funny, we have a lot of things in common.

    Most strikingly MENTAL ILLNESS. That's right, we both have borderline personality disorder. Which is a barrel of laughs really, because things get intense, so much so that we sometimes have to back the fuck off, before we fuck and ruin our respective lives. But generally things go well, very well even, until we fight then we don't speak to each other for months. Like i said, borderline is a barrel of laughs.

    Well...

    New developments on the home front, perhaps you'll remember i said that my gf would be cool if i had a loli gf as well. Which is true. I don't have a loli gf, unfortunately. So in her infinite ADHD wisdom she(My gf) suggested we do some stuff with my borderline girl friend who isn't my girlfriend. Now call me gay, but i am not sure how i feel about this. The problem is i love both these girls, not in a polyamourous way or anything, althogh that would be the best outcome ngl. But i'm more worried about the dynamic between the three of us afterward, now there are three ways it could go, we go ahead and things continue as normal, which is unlikely, call me a traditionalist but i generally don't have sex with girls who are not my gf, shocker i know. Good ending is we have a jolly old time and become closer afterward. Bad ending is jealousy erupts, and i am not kidding when i say my gf has ADHD and me and that other gitl i mentioned literally have BPD, so that's going to be fucking drama til kingdom come. Which i am really not looking forward to...

    So wut do? I know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna fuck the both of them, but i'd liek you to tell me it'll be alright.

    Thanks.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I was out at a family function the other day and my niece wanted to play with me and i wanted to play with her. But stop right there criminal scum this isn't pedo literotica. It was a good thing the venue had a playground, even though 3yo's are easily entertained. It was pretty convenient since we weren't supposed to smoke anywhere close to the venue, but the playground was in a big meadow area, i figured fuck that noise i need a smoke. So i went with my niece to the playground, and i lit a cig.

    Yes i know i was smoking around children, the humanity. They didn't seem to mind, and if the staff did they could fucking come over and tell me in person. Anyway, there was a little blonde girl playing at the playground and my niece soon made friends with her. this blonde girl is like 7 i know because i asked. And she was very careful with my niece, who as i said is three, it was all very cute.

    Anyway fast forward a bit and my brother in law comes to pick up his daughter, but i lit another cig in the mean time so i told him i'd be right back. So now i was alone on the playground, with this little blonde girl, her name is Lisa, i know because i asked. She was very eager to tell me all about her life and why she was there with her family and it was all very cute. This went on for a while, until dinner time.

    I should tell you a little bit about the venue. It's like a restaurant in some nature area, and it has a big ass terrace where all the guests generally eat and hang out. It overlooks the meadow where there is a playground. Good stuff. In any case i am pretty sure Lisa's dad was perturbed by the length and enthusiasm his daughter had conversing with me, because i assume she got a stern talking to about stranger danger during dinner, that must have been awkward, lol. Nevertheless after dinner, i was having my after dinner smoke obviously at the playground, and Lisa came up to me and started the conversation right back up. She was very sweet. Five minutes later some angry gestures in the distance caused her to say sorry i gotta go. I kinda felt bad for her.

    But then i felt annoyed at her dad. he was well within his right to recall his daughter like that, but if you have to start the stranger danger conversation right as it is happening(She was never in any danger, lets be real here) then it's really all your fault now isn't it.


    Also, for real in this case i guess it was justified, but what if i was just some normal guy, that would have been rude.

    Anyway dinner was great met a sweet girl, my niece made a friend, and i got to play with the both of them. All things considered it was on balance a good day.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do we have the coroners report already? If not someone fork over a couple buckaroos to the Austin Medical Examiner.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    That's gotta be a health code violation of some kind.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Wowee codeine withdrawel. Try fentanyl for a year get back to me.


  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Would the vaccine prevent me from getting the booty?
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do a Masterchan and host your site in Holland. There's a reason Mchan servers were here. Just try not to let any of your users harass the daughter of our diplomatic attache to Russia and Kmar won't confiscate the servers.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Thanks fam.
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