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2016-11-21 at 6:24 AM UTC in Hey guys, what's your favorite truck?The ones that have the exhaust near the top of the cabin so you can be high while you do your truck.
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2016-11-21 at 6:19 AM UTC in My favorite picture of 2015.(No lolis, promise)
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Not even dick-riding although with a body like that i am sure Lan wouldn't mind but hey it's kawaii and stuff and brings back memories. -
2016-11-21 at 5:50 AM UTC in Sophie's top psychopathic narcicist insight of the day.
Originally posted by aldra he's acting out because he can't stop you from sexually molesting him
A fine assessment Dr. Aldra. -
2016-11-21 at 4:13 AM UTC in So my bro got an american gf.
Originally posted by Ajax Cali and Arkansas? Seems random.
Totally is. The only thing the girls have in common is they are young, and pretty and i met both on the internet, lulz. -
2016-11-21 at 4:10 AM UTC in Sophie's top psychopathic narcicist insight of the day.
Originally posted by Ajax It's like saying your tears are delicious and they fuel my existence.
No that's the psychopathic sadist variant. -
2016-11-21 at 4:07 AM UTC in Sophie's top psychopathic narcicist insight of the day.
Originally posted by Actor Why?
I am not actually insane, but i suppose that is what an insane person would say. I just thought that sentence would embody the psycho narcissist mindset really well. And i ain't gonna' lie, it does appeal to me. But unfortunately empathy gets in the way of being too insane most of the time. Anyway, i digress to answer your question yes, i am basically the best.
No but really, a narcissistic person thinks he is special, and people are to be used to make himself (seem)more special or provide the thing the underlying pathology demands.
So if i were a serial killer and i would take pride in remaining unnoticed by the police for years i would feel pretty fucking special, and in this case the objective is going unnoticed AKA outsmarting police, so the killing would be utilitarian, in a sense, it wouldn't matter if people died, in fact even if it did, tough shit, because i need to kill people to fuel the fire of my radiance.
Here is a test, imagine yourself, now imagine a fierce light emanating from you, the fiercest, brightest you have ever witnessed, like one would imagine an angel or God to appear before oneself. Does that do anything for you?
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2016-11-21 at 3:53 AM UTC in Sophie's top psychopathic narcicist insight of the day.People are merely fuel to light the fire of my radiance.
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2016-11-21 at 3:48 AM UTC in Ah fuck, I'm gay.
Originally posted by Enter Been trying to cum for the past 2 hours (a problem I always have). Suddenly I see a dick in my porn and I start cumming immediately.
The reason I hate women is because I'm jealous of all the attention guys give them.
I'm gay. I'm literally gay.
And it's a weight off my shoulders to finally admit it.
Quoted.
I am happy for you. -
2016-11-21 at 3:39 AM UTC in just ordered a bunch of shyt
Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ Or maybe we are trying to actually make something of ourselves and can't come into work tweaked out or fail drug tests everyday?
Work? Whatchu talking about nigga' you're bullet you're supposed to be FIRED! -
2016-11-21 at 3:36 AM UTC in are you ugly
Originally posted by reject How old are you and roughly where are you from in England?
5/f/NORTHUMBERLAND -
2016-11-21 at 3:34 AM UTC in Battlestations Thread
Originally posted by reject I wasn't going for materialism, expensive objects do not make a photo. As far as pc's go yours is nice, I'd happily take it out for a drink and woo it for the night, but the composition of your picture was just a bit eh
You can take my PC out for a drink but only if your intentions are honorable. I will need to borrow your laptop for a while though, so i can continue to shitpost, oh, and your cat as collateral, the state in which you return my PC will determine the state in which you will get your cat returned. -
2016-11-21 at 3:26 AM UTC in Bill Krozby in first grade: The day that altered the course of his lifeAyyy
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2016-11-21 at 3:20 AM UTC in Battlestations Thread
Originally posted by reject Monitors and computers ain't shit compared to artistic integrity
Excuse me, you flamboyant homosexual. I built that computer with my own two hands. I carefully selected and purchased all components to not only perform amazingly well but look aesthetically pleasing. It is a work of art, and worth more than all the items the eye can see in your "artistic" picture combined. Do you think this is instagram? Well? DO YOU FAGGOT!? -
2016-11-21 at 3:04 AM UTC in Battlestations Thread
Originally posted by reject I'd just like to say the composition of my picture is greater than all of y'alls
I would agree, but so far Lanny has the dankest Monitor set up and i have the dankest computer. -
2016-11-21 at 3:03 AM UTC in Real space nigga hours get in here if you a real space nigga.Also Yankee is what the English used to call the dutch it is derived from Jan Kaas, which means John Cheese, the Dutch were famous cheese exporters even then.
NEED ANY MORE TRIVIA!? -
2016-11-21 at 3:01 AM UTC in Real space nigga hours get in here if you a real space nigga.Did you know that Brooklyn used to be called Breukelen? Way back when the Dutch were in charge, also Wall Street, is where the wall of the(The Dutch were innovators we said BUILD THE WALL way before Trump did) settlement used to be. Also Harlem is Haarlem in Dutch and is an actual place in Holland same as Breukelen.
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2016-11-21 at 2:58 AM UTC in cellular device or carrier issue diagnosis?Roll a fresh ROM, see if it still does that. Might be your firmware fucking things up.
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2016-11-21 at 2:52 AM UTC in ZENBONSAKURA!!!
Originally posted by Lanny I came back to this thread after like 8 hours and I don't have enough context to really understand it. I'd love to know how it's going to read in a hundred years when someone digs it up for a doctoral thesis on wayback machiene
I will do future historians a favor then. I was playing a match of online chess against my haxx0r weeboo non plus ultra friend and it was really intense we were both equally skilled and i literally had this playing in the background.
And i thought this is an epic chess battle of destiny, and i recognized half of the lyrics from animu and shit and she sings ZENBONSAKURA, and then i thought oh yeah that means "A thousand cherry blossoms". And i thought isn't that an awesome thing? So i finished playing chess and won YATAAAA!!! Looked up a thousand cherry blossoms figured pink leaves like snow everywhere is pretty, decided to make a post on NiS extolling the virtues of Sakura, and declaring that if i ever get a garden i am totally planting a thousand cherry blossoms, no more, no less. -
2016-11-21 at 2:40 AM UTC in So at least 100 years ago on Redfern...
Originally posted by Lanny Well so "infosec people" can describe at least two distinct classes of professional technologist. There are "security researchers" and there's "security contractors" and they may sound like the same thing but they're actually very different. Researchers are the guys who produce CVE tickets, they have their fair share of dumshits, cringe lords, and mediocre joes just trying to collect a paycheck but in general they serve a pretty important role and there's some real talent there. Then there's security contractors that are hired goons whose occupation consists of equal parts fear mongering and beating real programmers over the head with automated extremely primitive "security reports". The latter group is a parasite upon the former who are themselves kind of the jedis of the developmental world: we know they're smart and they need to exist, ultimately they're a good thing but they really are a pain in the ass sometimes.
When you hear IT people or developers bitching about security folks they're generally of the contractor variety.
But I mean security breaches are pretty common, so what is it that makes other people continuously dismissive of some elements in the security community? The answer, at least as I see it, is twofold. The simpler answer is development is hard and most programmers are fucking retarded. Like cargo cult sorry sons of bitches who, if they were carpenters instead of programmers, would be able to hammer nails sorta ok and nothing else who have been carried through their careers because people felt sorry for them. They have a hard time composing systems they haven't seen a hundred times before and any thought towards adversarial usage just isn't there, just a handful of dogmas (null checking in java-land is a great example of this, although not a security issue per se, it demonstrates the ability of people to cobble together software with no actual insight into the process, leaning instead on received wisdom). Sad but true.
But of course that isn't everyone, legitimately smart people will ignore security issues too although usually at a much lower rate. Why does that happen? I mean it's easy to explain "I didn't see this" because systems are complex but when someone turns up at your desk with an issue and you're like "nahhh" isn't that just negligence? On a level yes, but when prod is fucked and an RCA lands at your feet that's a shitty place to be, no one would sign up for that out of laziness. The answer is that the rate of false positives in security analysis (usually automated security analysis, and a similar issue exists with automated analysis in general) is so high as to make it basically meaningless, or at least in most cases I've seen. Donald Norman has done a fair amount of research on this but it's really just lost on sec folks because "lol we're not designers", but it's kind of obvious, when the majority of "security issues" you're confronted with are nothing but fear mongering it's hard to take them seriously.
An anecdote: a dude shows up at my desk the other day. "There's an XSS vulnerability in your project", we look at it, we take a number and render it into the markup without escaping it because of special circumstances. Ok, I understand, automated checker sees there's an unsanitized field getting sent to the user. But it's a number, the type system guarantees us in a formally provable way it's a number, it can render as a string of exactly 10 characters none of which can constitute an escape code or really do anything. "But what if your DB returns something that isn't a number?" Well ok, so let's say the DB randomly stops doing like the one thing it's supposed to do which is maintain relational integrity. Let's say it magically does that for some reason. Then the cast fails, we 500 out, and production support deals with the magical database. "What if it doesn't though?" Fucking what if in an act of divine intervention RNJesus decides every UUID we generate is going to be exactly the same for the next 3 years? Well we're fucked 12 ways to sunday, the world economy is going to collapse and we'll probably all die in a tidal wave but it's not my job to deal with impossible hypotheticals. This shit show went through like 5 levels of managers, all but one of whom couldn't write hello world and the decision comes back I'm wrong so we eat shit and stack another half second of load time onto requests because some dipshit's audit tool needs to be appeased.
Meanwhile I pointed out a timing attack and some architect is all like "nahh, no way anyone's going to figure out that exists" so in a few months a major american financial institution is going to have a product with a known (to three grunt programmers and a lead) timing attack in it and we're all just hoping really hard no one sees that shit. Try escalating it you say? Yeah well that's hard to do when no one who can do anything knows what the fuck time to first byte means, much less what a timing attack is.
IN SHORT technology is fucked and if we're lucky we'll all die from a natural disaster before AI comes about and decides to go all "I have no mouth and I must scream" on us because some dumbshit did something stupid and there's just enough stupidity around him to propagate his fuckup far enough to fuck us all.
Post last edited by Lanny at 2016-11-21T02:20:55.813037+00:00
This post was hilarious and thanks for the insight. And you know what you need to do? You need to sell 0days on the dankweb. Also, i think that the solution should be that security people need to be developers first and foremost who have specialized in security, and i also think that niggas need to employ some deep learning to teach fuzzers to intuit if a security vulnerability is an actual threat or just some nonesense like you mentioned the XSS turned out to be. That, and i think it's important for sec people to confirm vulns but i though that was standard practice lol. -
2016-11-21 at 2:25 AM UTC in Sunday morning 3:45 AM.
Originally posted by Dissociator I started taking xanax at 12, my dad gave me one because i had panic attacks about my aunt dying of cancer, xanax my first drug, at age 12 i could just limit myself to 3 a week then adderall xanax summer when I was 13 was so awesome xanax and adderall made me feel NORMAL. rents found out, went to first psych doc never got benzos or worthwhile adhd meds, then bundy benzedrex spice etc
lost most frienss in 8tg geade fickd up highschiol
Why do you think you had this strong of a reaction to the death of your aunt? Were you very close to her? Or was it something else, also why did you lose your friends in 8th grade? Or rather, what do you think was the reason for you losing your friends and how did you try to deal with it afterwards?
