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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote tfw no referral link to dream market or apb

    tfw not what i mean
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote can i join your meme club? i dont know anything about computer science besides what a year of pre-ap compsci that i failed with a 63 average and cheated on all the labs taught me, which is basically how to open eclipse

    If it were a meme club i would say yes.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by bling bling fuc earth i wana live on mars soo i can be closer to the stars adn further away from dumb civilization wit no mental simulation

    If you wanna' be closer to a star you might want to consider migrating inwards towards the Sun. We have our very own star bro. It powers everything in the Solar System.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote the only time i've ever had anything like that has been my ISP seeing i torrented things, which was months ago and ive downloaded LOTS since then…

    I've been known to do more shady things than download torrentz.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote >caring about obseg

    fucking pleb, the poh-lease arent gonna do anything

    half of my posts have been on district-issued laptops during school lmfao (including this one)

    I would link you cause for concern(on my part at least) but i don't want to overplay my hand.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Actor just use swim

    I have more sophisticated strategies than "SWIM" thank you very much.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote looking up criminal things, someone posted about zoklet (which is ded), which led me to totse (which is also ded), which led me to here, and i like it here

    >zoklet is dead

    no wai

    Just goofing around i think this will be the right time to tell you a little something about our history.

    Genesis

    In the beginning there was darkness and Cerf-Khan said: Let there be internet! And so it was. People from all over rejoiced and marveled at Their creation. Soon enough, they had a following of loyal Techpriest Enginseers, and their power was great indeed. For they shared in the Grace of Khan. The most powerful of Techpriests went by the name Jeff Hunter and it was He who spawned The Temple of the Screaming Electron. Acceptance reigned supreme as no one was excluded, save for the few individuals who did not know how to operate Dial Up internet connections and connect to text based BBS'. And honestly who needs stupid people in a community that thrives on information anyway?

    For twenty years straight, from before the existence of chans, TOTSE reigned supreme. But alas, it was not meant to last. I wish i could tell you an ebin story of how TOTSE died in a blaze of glory, yet it would be nought but a lie, for it was laziness and underaged titties that did the great Jeff Hunter in. He posted a TATA FOR NOW and that was the end of it...

    Totse, a new hope

    Zok was an unassuming junior Techpriest in the employ of the great Jeff Hunter but he had a great destiny, set by Cerf-Khan all those years ago. For it would be he who would set up our new Promised Land. Long had Zok dabbled in the art of forum creation and when such time came he knew it would be him to heed the call. At the end of totse and at the bottom of the now legendary "TATA FOR NOW" post Hunter directed the denizens of Totse to their new home in a final act of benevolence.

    The great migration

    Many were lost in these times and so it has been ever more. As a general rule we lose half of our userbase each migration. In the past this was no different. Needless to say our community has been decimated over the years.

    Prosperity

    We had a good run with Zoklet while it lasted.

    The Great War

    Over the years Zok had assembled an army of admins, super moderators and moderators to keep the plebs in check. Needless to say this caused a lot of friction, there's a lot of stuff here but it comes down to the fact that the Zoklet administration had grown elements of a dictatorship, spear-headed by yours truly. Besides, our community has never been one for respecting authority, so in a lot of ways this was inevitable.

    (inb4spectral)

    Era of Strife

    And lo, a DOX was cast which would topple the once mighty Zok. How the mighty have fallen the public decried. And as catastrophe was about to befall our community once more people sought refuge in the ancient texts of Khan that said a mighty profit would champion the cause of The Temple.

    Many tried and failed, there was one particularly dramatic episode with Arnox and IntoSanctuary. Idio and Redfern were hit by a DOX as well. LLZ another spawn of my and some weird tranny's making fell to the forces of my allies when i switched side to Redfern.

    Peace at last

    It was then when a young computer programmer from San Francisco rolled a pirated copy of vB5 onto a pentium 60 personal computer from the 90's and spake thusly:

    NO MODS! NO MANAGERS!

    And here we are, peace at last.


    Further reading on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I would link the articles but they're getting DDoS'd lel.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I was just wondering what kind of logs you keep if any at all. IPs/logins/user-agents/activity, i assume you need to keep track of IPs for bans and stuff but is there anything else?

    I ask because something something opsec, something something threat model.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher That was wonderful

    Him and daguru went full retard over quote pyramids

    Breh, Dagayru and Spicktroll perpetually go full retard over the stupidest shit. Add incompetent Arnox into the mix and you got CP spam and mods staging a Coup. No one can handle our community. Save for Lanny God bless his little marxist heart.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ I remember the one where Townsend or whatever banned him

    That was the first thread I posted on IS and I think that's where the quote pyramids started

    I wasn't really apart of IS, but i do remember quote pyramids and Arnox rage.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote correct

    Since we're talking, how'd you end up on our little corner of the internet anyway?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by greenplastic I'm pretty sure that was you

    Remember when Gun Lover banned Sploo? And Gun Lover got a wall of thanks? Lol good times. I think Sploo has a screencap of that saved.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The two of us post the most memes per capita on this forum.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Try to suck your own dick. Post results.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    One of my favorites so far is:

    *tips guy fawkes mask*
    m'legion
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hahaha, oh Cerakote you say the darnest things. You're by far my favorite person to memepost with.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote *tips ironic maymay*
    M'9gag

    *tips kimono*
    m'chanculture
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You should keep notes every time you do something like that. I used to have data tables for things like pill inactive solubility in various solvents and cannabis extraction data that was valuable to me and and MANY other things,, countless.. only saved my scratchbook.. Fire burns both ways

    This is a good idea Lan, you should write a program for that.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote tbh fam

    *tips troller.png*
    m'memelord
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I sense a dark presence.
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