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2018-10-10 at 3:34 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Why my imaginary girlfriend broke up with me today? I-I just can’t believe she’d do this to me. Bitch don’t even exist so I’m freaking out like this?! I miss her, I miss her so...Someone take me out of my misery because-
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2018-10-10 at 3:25 PM UTC in Infinityshock you on the run?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 1:38 PM UTC in Infinityshock you on the run?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 1:17 PM UTC in Infinityshock you on the run?IS doesn't seem like the sort to run.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 1:16 PM UTC in Infinityshock you on the run?He probably went into LJ's armsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 1:14 PM UTC in Infinityshock you on the run?Michael getting close.
isn't this your second hurricane to come at your area?
Cat4 .. heading for Panama City. I'd fill a motorcycle up and blow past everyone on the freeway.. shit I'd take the fucking shoulder the entire way until I got up and west then check into a hotel.
hope things arent so bad for ya!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 9:57 AM UTC in Oodles of fun in Florida🍆💦welp, that's what you get for celebrating your birthday at a fucking mall restaurant. BOYS WILL BE BOYS you deserved to die.
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2018-10-10 at 8:27 AM UTC in Lame niggas keep dat bar low! You can do better ya fuck!looks like an old fonaplats tbhfam
I'm over half way there. Onward ho!
actually i haven't drove drunk in over 7 tyears
actually that's a lie I did it a few times a few years ago from my house to mcdonalds a few blocks away I have to admit it, I did it, and I got to know the drive thru guy and I'd always tip him a dollar to make sure my fries were extra crispy hehe but he was cool
but other than that it's been like 7 years or so
Just tonight I went out downtown to play trivia with my friend and (JESUS CHRIST IM TALKING LIKE KRAWZ) and we wne to this little old irish bar and got all tuned up and we were gonna drive home and she started hiccuping and she has never had a dui or whatever and I'm always usually like I don't even think about it just whatever but she hiccuped and seemed really drunk and I was like, NO. NO. We can't do this I can't let you drive; I was trying to be responsible. But then we talked for a minute and I was like 'ah whatever fine I'll just pay attention to what you're doing and make sure you don't fuck it up"
which is retarded cuz I was just as drunk
but at the same time it was all good and she literally drove just fine and there were no problems and this makes me want to bump my old DUI thread but I wont but
it really is true that you can pretty much drive just fine, IN MY OPINION, probably to a 0.25 bac level, logically. It's not like when you get really drunk you just sudddenly drive all crazy and wacky ;like some typa cartoon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 8:25 AM UTC in If the glove dont reach, you must impeachWhois Information
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Expires in 8 days too, and they're so close to getting their (((6 million)))The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 8:01 AM UTC in daddy tries to fuck his daughter while mom looks on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 7:15 AM UTC in I'm a Bad Parentlol. Not trolling. I'm won't abuse him, he just gets on my nerves from time to time. I'm sure other parents can relate.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 7:13 AM UTC in I'm a Bad ParentI wonder how many people say that- warmed it up
HEY HONEY CAN YOU WARM UP THAT FROZEN PIZZA FOR ME"?
HEY HONEY CAN YOU COOK THAT FROZEN PIZZA FOR ME?
HEY HONEY CAN YOU GET THAT FROZEN PIE OUT OF THE FREEZER AND COOK IT FOR ME BECAUSE IM HUNGRY?
HEY DUMB BITCH MAKE THAT PIZZA AND SUCK MY DICK
HEY FAGGOT, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PIZZA
that'd be funny if you got home and tommy was locked in the oven cuz he was so proud of making the pizza he got inside with it to make sure it was perfect like he was rearraging the pepperonis and cheese strands on it diligently and meticulously liek soo happy that his daddy was gonna be proud of him when he got home and then you get home and of course he's charred and dead inside the oven and you just scream and scream and scream and scream
If I ever have a sonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 7:05 AM UTC in Fucking dog owners...I hate those fuckers who haven't trained their dogs well and therefore have to use leashes ALL. THE. TIME. Especially the faggots who own little dogs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 6:58 AM UTC in I'm a Bad ParentDon't have kids if you don't want to get fucked with and trolled for the rest of your life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 6:56 AM UTC in I'm a Bad ParentOk, not really, but I had a moment today.
When I came home from work, I walked in on Tommy eating pizza instead of one of the many other (healthier) snacks available. In fact, he wasn't eating just any pizza, but the one I specially made and stuck in the freezer to have at night with beer. He was happy as ever, and all I could think about was how he was eating MY WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Little shit. Fuck you, Tommy. FUCK. YOU.
Anyway, no, I didn't strangle him, I just sent him upstairs to do homework after admonishing him for spoiling dinner. He doesn't know how weirdly pissed I got. I suppose it's a little childish, but I miss my pizza, dammit.
Parenting is weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 6:45 AM UTC in If you HAD to kill any one person on the planetI have an arch Nemesis and my plan is to wait until he builds a life for himself, has a wife and kids, then I kick his door in, tie them all up and take his furniture and copper wire from the walls and vanish.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 6:22 AM UTC in If you HAD to kill any one person on the planetI'm really fucked up on a MYRIDAD of things and can't quite comprehend that story but I read it twice and I think it's so cool, reminds me of the time unwred hasked me if he could lick my brainstem and I was like no thats digusting but now, I want to lick YOURS. mine is shit now i'd be embqarrased ot let someone lick mine like if you wanna lose 20 iq points go ahead. Zanick you fucking cucklord I wish I was the vampire in that story except
If I was the vampire you wouldn't have ever known it, and you wouldn't have been stringng me along because obviously I wouold've been strining you along. You sit there with our glasses of wine, we're just two M8s, just like now, two fucking m8s having a wine together and talking about how we met online and how we're together in person and how it's weird and funny and we have laughs and maybe give each other a fist bump while we continue to drink but
of course then after the 4rth fist bump when we're just totally feeling jovial and nice and so happy with one another and comfortable and almost wanting to fuck even though we aren't gay we still want to but you move into me to try and kiss my cheek or some gay shit and i push you away and say "what the fuck dude" but I laugh, ya know, I laugh like hahah you were kidding right? and you say hahahhaa yeah I was jsut kidding
then we talk more and then
I just wait for you to go to bed and I fucking devour you, sexually, but you never even knew in the morning due to the cocktail of GHB I put in your drinks the night before etcThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-10 at 5:20 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 5:13 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Are you out of ur mind?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-10 at 4:43 AM UTC in phone lighter smokes keys cellphone wallet hatand sometimes backback and sunglasses
That's the thing I recite to myself everytime before I leave to work
PHONE LIGHTER SMOKES KEYS CELLPHONE WALLET HAT
its my double check mechanism
I usually sing it twice too to DOUBLE CHECK. tee heeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
