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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it....

    Just want to say bye to all you nigs...see ya in about a month or so....
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….

    Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….

    I HERD BIG BUBBA HAS CONVERTED TO ISLAM.

    HIS NEW NAME IS BIG MUHAMMADD BABAA.

    TELL HIM I SAID HI SAR-LUMM-MOO-R-LIE-CUMM TO HIM.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….

    Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….

    Bench or arrest ?
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    you should probably join ISIS

    Post last edited by TAFK Dumpster Slut at 2017-07-17T22:06:12.186135+00:00
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    Read a book and do pushups and see you in a month my space nigga
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    say hi to the lads for me.




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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Don't forget to pack your poop chute, or they won't be happy.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Bench or arrest ?

    Arrest...felony but I only have a month or so to serve out
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic Read a book and do pushups and see you in a month my space nigga

    That's how I always do my time...take care brother
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't forget to pack your poop chute, or they won't be happy.

    I'm broke or I would, they won't like it and may whoop me but oh well....
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Arrest…felony but I only have a month or so to serve out

    OK. Makes sense. I'm of the firm belief you ignore bench warrants as long as you can. Arrest warrants though, far more paranoia attached to trying to hide from those. Good for you to turn yourself in and get it over with.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….

    Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….

    post pics of cell mate
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    jail-time is a great opportunity to make friends that can last for the rest of your life, cheer up m8
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm broke or I would, they won't like it and may whoop me but oh well….

    At least fill it with concentrated orange juice crystals.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Alex Jones (narrating-solemn) : They say in prison there's a large, black male that you're going to share your cell with. They say they call this man .... Big Bubba.

    This, is false.

    Alex Jones (narrating-upbeat) : Thanks to the generous affirmative action of the Whitemen, Little Bubba has finally managed to escape from the cocoon of poverty and niggerdom by graduating elementary, little, medium, high and med school to become a practitioner of medicine and became Dr.Bubba.

    But Dr.Bubba knew himself well. He understood that being a nigger, he's inherently less competent in every tangible ways compared to his white and asian counterparts. He knew this as a fact for he had learned this in med school.

    And for this very reason, he's decided to practice medicine in a place where the lives, and deaths, of those under is care would matter none ; in Prison.

    And Correctional-Industrial-Complex of America provided him a plenty of just that.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL At least fill it with concentrated orange juice crystals.

    Fill it with the one thing they can obtain and make themselves? He'd probably get his ass beat even harder. He may as well fill his hole with a deck of cards and some pencils.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Fill it with the one thing they can obtain and make themselves? He'd probably get his ass beat even harder. He may as well fill his hole with a deck of cards and some pencils.

    No. They can't get the juice crystals inside. It has to be smuggled to the dorms from the prison's kitchen.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No. They can't get the juice crystals inside. It has to be smuggled to the dorms from the prison's kitchen.

    I don't know what jail's youve been to but around here you can get orange juice easy AF.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know what jail's youve been to but around here you can get orange juice easy AF.

    That's crazy.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's crazy.

    I mean, they serve it every morning. Far more convenient than trying to preserve FROZEN orange juice in a butthole.
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