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Posts by trippymindfuk

  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    What kind of fatherly love do you show these girls, getting them high? You need to do like you was talking about and bag a grown woman. The pussy you chase ain't even begun to be seasoned yet
  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Come to Ohio.

    Gotta be better in some aspects than Cali, I know for sure the cost of living is more reasonable.
  3. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That would all highly depend upon whom the piss/shit was coming from
  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Damn talking about weed eating poison ivy brought back some traumatic memories for me. Fuck that shit, never again.
  5. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Just downed about 5 grams of some green maeng da Crouton from a sample I have, posting up watching Beavis and Butt-Head and getting ready to go to sleep soon, 5:30 always comes earlier than I like it to.
  6. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    The dopest bar of all time is "Earth is my plon-ett"
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  8. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    How did police get the knife? Was it found with the victim?
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I wouldn't necessarily call these thoughts bad or terrible. It's actually something that makes ya think. I'm just curious if these are schizophrenia induced, drug induced, or both? Not that I'm judging by any means just trying to see where you're coming from.
  10. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting did u ever put it n her as

    Unfortunately no, I never got to that. I only messed around with her for a couple weeks then I ended up going to jail on a warrant I had and never saw her again.
  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That's not a situation I'd ever be in, that's not my kind of party or crowd
  12. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Man get you an older chick. Some girl's dad or brother is going to end up offing you one day
  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Quite a few at funerals, also seen a coworker drop dead of a heart attack in the backroom at an old job. If I never have to see it again I won't be mad.
  14. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    What the fuck kinda hypothetical question is this? I guess my first reaction would be to start murdering people at this party because it sounds like they deserve it
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I had a buddy I was locked up with message me on Facebook and said he had an amazing business idea....he wants to rent sex dolls out to people. I told him I don't think that would do very well and it seems rather unsanitary but he's pretty gung ho about it. Offered me a discount when he gets up and running but I had to decline.
  16. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Drinking some coffee and about to heat up a can of soup and enjoy the rest of my evening
  17. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I agree, you should definitely bag you an older chick. They are no nonsense and know what they want. I had an almost 50 year old fuck buddy when I was in my early 30's and she had some nice pussy. Used to pick me up from my mom's (I didn't have a car) and we'd park in the clubhouse at the front of my mom's subdivision and fool around in her car because we'd see anyone coming in or leaving ahead of time. I tried to find her a few times on FB and stuff but no luck
  18. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Ehhh, I have enough platonic female friends as it is
  19. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Ramen noodles with pickles, cheese and jalapeno cheddar Cheetos. Pretty sad I had to eat my last noodle but that should hold me til tomorrow.
  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley It's so fuckin funny when my dog is sleeping with his head on my lap or shoulder, I do not allow him to climb on me when I'm sitting because I'm not a jungle gym but it seems to comfort him to sit behind me on the couch with his head on my shoulder or lay next to me with his head on my lap, bro I got loud farts because I eat a lot of beans, eggs, sushi, pickled cabbage/kimchi, and pickled eggs ontop of a solid constant of beer, espresso and green tea.

    Bro I rip the fattest fucking fart and he gets scared and wakes up thinking like the world's splitting, every time.

    One of my dogs gets startled and scared if she's laying near me on the couch and I fart. She jumps up and runs off, even if it's not loud. I've never seen any other ones do that, they usually don't even flinch.

    I'm thinking about how peaceful it is to be chilling with my dog, it's got me in a good mood
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