Posts by Helladamnleet

1. 2019-05-26 at 12:37 AM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by WellHung No, Because I believe they will not know it's me. I don't think motels have the ability to tell which Room is sucking up what amount of power.

   
   You don't think they have an extremely basic meter to tell them how much power rooms are taking up?
2. 2019-05-26 at 12:35 AM UTC in tort doesn't have a personality
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's less of a loser than you, he has more teeth than you but you're both still faggots

   
   Oh no, the worthless heroin addicted child molester rapist who needs mommy to pay his rent called me a loser!
3. 2019-05-26 at 12:24 AM UTC in I need a job thats really easy, and cool.
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by A College Professor so i still have an office

   
   No you don't. You are not employed in an office setting, you have a room that you are calling an office for the sake of the thread.
4. 2019-05-26 at 12:21 AM UTC in I need a job thats really easy, and cool.
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by A College Professor my office has a beer fridge and a stereo and a roll of jerk off papertowels

   
   But you don't have a job, brodeo
5. 2019-05-26 at 12:19 AM UTC in Bullshit posts on my fetlife yay
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Thotgirl
   

   
   Stop posting bullshit maybe?
6. 2019-05-26 at 12:19 AM UTC in I need a job thats really easy, and cool.
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by A College Professor OFFICES ARE EPIC WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KID

   
   How would you even know?
7. 2019-05-26 at 12:17 AM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Smear shit all over the entire room, take pictures, and leave a picture on every door of every room every day. At LEAST 20% of the people are going to question if that's their room or not, and no amount of assurance that the room is clean is going to make the customer feel safe. They'll have to re-paint, re-carpet, and put in all new furniture to convince anyone the room isn't tainted.
8. 2019-05-26 at 12:15 AM UTC in Today I Stole several items from the grocery store...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by WellHung Bullshit. All they're gonna say is that's what's food stamps are for…

   
   LMFAO, yeah, okay, whatever you say. Let's see an example of someone who sat jail time for stealing something they needed to survive.
9. 2019-05-26 at 12:13 AM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Won't that make you their #1 priority person to kick out

   
   They're probably thankful to not have to replace all the copper wiring when he leaves.
   
   
   Now, if he was SMART he'd swap all the outlets and shit and get the local building inspector out to make them think the place was a total shit hole, then refuse to pay for any more of your stay until the problems are fixed.
10. 2019-05-26 at 12:12 AM UTC in Today I Stole several items from the grocery store...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by WellHung Why do u say that? I don't know about that…🤔😕

    
    I've literally watched it go down several times. They aren't supposed to go after you as it is, no matter how expensive the item is, as if they hurt you you can sue the ever loving shit out of them and no lawyer is going to turn down a case like that, so they aren't going to go after someone stealing food.
    
    Add to that, no manager wants to be the one preventing someone who needs food bad enough to steal it from eating.
    No cop wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to eat.
    No lawyer wants to be the DA to prosecute theft of being able to live
    No judge wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to survive.
11. 2019-05-26 at 12:02 AM UTC in Today I Stole several items from the grocery store...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, Here's how you do it. Fill up the underrack on the shopping cart, as much as possible. Then fill up the main portion of the shopping cart with just enough items to obscure the view down to the bottom… When it's your turn to be cashed out, chat up the cashier like crazy… Flatter him or her. Only load the top portion of the cart On the conveyor belt. Keep chatting the cashier… and as soon as they bag the items you paid for… immediately put them back in the cart. then leave. Folks the cool thing about this method is if the cashier happens to notice and catches you…u can act like you forgot and you were too wrapped up in conversation, and then just load them up, and pay for them. It's shoplifting without the risk of being penalized if you get caught.👍❤

    
    Just fill a cart with food and leave. There's maybe a 5% chance of them coming after you.
12. 2019-05-25 at 11:56 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Ghost Cook meth in there and then get it condemned for cooking meth. It's a few thousand dollars to clean it

    
    I assume it's up there with biohazard from like a suicide, so it's more like $10,000-20,000 for your standard hotel room.
13. 2019-05-25 at 11:56 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by A College Professor get black paint and cover the lines in the parking lot and sell their handicap signs on ebay to get money for the cockroaches
    
    also buy an epic 1000 gallon aquarium and raise pirannas

    
    Get a wire brush instead of black paint, it will be cheaper.
14. 2019-05-25 at 11:54 PM UTC in sell me an ad space
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    DO IT LANNY! SELL OUT!
15. 2019-05-25 at 11:53 PM UTC in tort doesn't have a personality
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Now that you mention it he actually does copy you. Holy shit, what a loser!
16. 2019-05-25 at 11:52 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Not to burst your bubble, but I'm sure they have the resources to handle one room housing an asshole.
17. 2019-05-25 at 11:51 PM UTC in How to stop dick spam:
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Tim Cook approved

    
    But is it kid tested?
18. 2019-05-25 at 11:48 PM UTC in Good habits that increase the quality of your life
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by snab_snib wash every dish as soon as you're done with it.

    
    That's why shit like this is boss: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/51/1a/81511ac265813f6b4f614bb48751c63f.jpg
19. 2019-05-25 at 11:41 PM UTC in Good habits that increase the quality of your life
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Ajax Pay yourself first. Out of every paycheck, put at least 15% of it towards investments and savings. Of course, this is after paying off all your debt (only exception is your mortgage). If you do this, you will have a nice chunk of change when you become unable to work and earn an income.

    
    Huh, that reminds me that my bank never put 5% of my check into savings this week. Wonder why.
20. 2019-05-25 at 8:26 PM UTC in What age of car should you drive
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life When is a car too old?
    
    Are cars mostly status symbols?
    
    Will girls hate you if you have an old car?

    
    There isn't such a thing as a car that is "too old" per say, but you want one that can go modern highway speed. A quick Google search tells me the oldest car you could viably use as a daily driver would be a 1902 Mercedes Simplex because it can top out at 72mph.
    
    Without doing much research, it seems like average highway speed was increased to 50mph in the 40s, so I'd say anything late 30s or newer would be fine.