Posts by Helladamnleet

1. 2019-07-27 at 12:48 AM UTC in Now I know why they're called traps
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Ghost So what? Just because she has a dick doesn't make her any less of a lady.
   It's not her fault you clicked on her video and can't appreciate her beauty and identity. If you think she's a man then you are gay for looking at a dudes dick
   
   girl penis is fine
   
   

   
   Um, it actually makes them the exact opposite of a lady. Just admit you're a faggot who craves cock.
2. 2019-07-27 at 12:46 AM UTC in The real Pepe
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   That's FBF you fucking idiot
3. 2019-07-27 at 12:44 AM UTC in dh are poseurs
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   I thought it was for finding random hookups?
4. 2019-07-27 at 12:43 AM UTC in CandyRein has questioned my manhood...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   The list of people here who HAVEN'T questioned your manhood would be far shorter.
   
   
   -WellHung
   
   
   See? Just 1 person.
5. 2019-07-27 at 12:42 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
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6. 2019-07-27 at 12:42 AM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
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7. 2019-07-27 at 12:41 AM UTC in Which forums are considered tropical forums?
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Just for future reference
8. 2019-07-26 at 10:47 PM UTC in Sirens are going off outside your house. You hear helicopters. When you run to the nearest window to look outside you see
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Nothing. They're already in the area. They are either 1) already established near by or 2) passing through to become established. Either way, they're lost as fuck because there isn't shit this direction.
9. 2019-07-26 at 7:16 PM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by A College Professor Actually there are toob brand tubes, kind of like how there is duck brand duct tape.
   
   Sorry but not sorry I DEBUNKED YOU

   
   Link to it. Right now.
   
   I'll wait while you frantically try to find something even remotely close.
10. 2019-07-26 at 7:14 PM UTC in I am a grown ass man but I work sweeping floors in a movie theater like a bitchboy.
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania like a shoe shine box?
    
    a lightbox
    
    Something you trace the outer realms of interest (like a light box that artist use) to fill in the details.
    
    like you and everyone on here is a lightbox project.
    
    What are you, a mobster.

    
    No, he meant shine box you fucking idiot: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shine%20box
11. 2019-07-26 at 7:14 PM UTC in Reddit has decided that ICE detention centers are concentration camps
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol.
    
    Provide opinion in meme form only (like the rest of 2019 society).
    
    Nuanced opinions banned on site.
    
    You've been warned.

    
    
12. 2019-07-26 at 7:11 PM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    It's spelled TUBE you fucking moron. There's zero way that didn't get flagged every time you typed it.
13. 2019-07-26 at 7:06 PM UTC in Which forums are considered topical forums?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    None of them because there's no moderation here to move threads where they are supposed to be, and nobody takes 2 seconds to see if their thread pertains to a specific section.
14. 2019-07-26 at 7:05 PM UTC in fucking a girl in the movie theater then cumming on the floor so the employees have to clean it up
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Ghost Or making her squirt

    
    The fuck would you know about girls squirting, faggot?
15. 2019-07-26 at 7:02 PM UTC in I am a grown ass man but I work sweeping floors in a movie theater like a bitchboy.
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Whoahoh. Looks like we got a wild little bromo
    
    
    TinyBLTC has been a shithole ever since Panny got caught up.
16. 2019-07-26 at 6:52 PM UTC in Got sent home from work
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fucking sucked man I have insomnia and thats the reason why I walked out on the job the first time because jacky levenya kept moaning in her sleep saying stuff like "I DONT WANT IT, ITS TO COLD!" and eventually I yelled "JACKY SHUT UP!" and she woke up asking me what was wrong. So the next day I was tired from not sleeping all night. But anyways Carter hired me back but the last couple days I haven't been sleeping because I have insomnia really bad. I got off work last night and stayed up for a couple of hours and decided to go to bed despite not having to be at work til 3pm the next day. I went to bed at 1am woke up at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep, I laid in bed for hours and eventually went to laundry man to do laundry and cooked some macaroni and wedges.
    
    I go to work and I was the first guy at my station just doing my thing, talked to the boss and errr thing was cool. But my boss later on was telling me about the new schedule and if thats cool with me and I was like yeah carter, I told you I will be here for you guys and I'm feeling a lot better (despite not) but I was just trying to fake it til you make it and not be a quitter. He asked me if he paid me in cash the first day like he does everyone one and I was like no JC clocked me (he paid me in cash the first time for my first day) and I was like can you just cancel out my first day and pay me in cash for that day today because I'm broke as a joke and he said "no" and he asked me how I got to work and I told him I cycled there and he was like "You really need cash don't you?" and I was "yeah otherwise I wouldn't of brought it up and plus you guys want me to wear kitchen shoes and I can't buy them now until you pay me" and he was like "right" He asked me if I was feeling alright again because my eyes are blood shot and they have been for the last two days and I told him I'm fine.
    
    Anyways this young chicken was skeptical of me at first but now she's flirting with me and I had sometime to talk to her and I was leaning against the bar talking to her and they have this weird conveyor belt teepee system that moves glasses from one side to the other and I leaned a little to far and hit the button with my back and it turned on and started moving and pushed bar glasses into bar glasses that were already set up at the end and they were all smashing and falling on the floor. Everyone was screaming at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOERERING!" and I started trying to clean it up, grabbed a broom and dust pan and Carter was like Bill Krozby what the fuck is wrong with you. And I was like Yeah.. I guess you're right Im tired. And he told me I need to go get some rest and I said I can't go home and I won't because I need this job and the tips tonight, you know this and I told you I wouldn't fail you again. And he was like I'll give you 50 dollars if you go get some rest and show up tomorrow. And I was like NO U! and he was like Doug.. We care about you here but you look exhausted. So I took the money and now here I am.
    
    Anyone ever delt with insomnia? It's a mother fucker, I've even been drinking less so I don't go to work feeling like shit all the time anymore but It never stops.

    
    Don't stress too hard about it, man. It sounds like they really do care about you and just want you to succeed without killing yourself in the process.
17. 2019-07-26 at 6:49 PM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    "[SERIOUS]"
    
    Let me start this off by telling you something: This isn't Reddit.
    
    
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18. 2019-07-25 at 11:37 AM UTC in I am thinking of going to aa again to ty meeting chicks
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Don't go to AA unless you're trying to quit drinking. You don't want the trash you'd find there.
19. 2019-07-25 at 11:35 AM UTC in What does a nigger packed lunch consist of?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by gadzooks They need to make coconut kool aid.
    
    Or even watermelon koolaid.
    
    That feels almost too over the top though. I feel like someone would get protested or blasted on Twitter if they tried to market watermelon koolaid.

    
    They DO make watermelon koolaid though. What rock have you been under?
20. 2019-07-25 at 11:31 AM UTC in SHOULD I BUY THIS COUCH FROM GOODWILL FOR MY NEW APARTMENT?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats It was wrapped in plastic.
    Someone's grandma's old couch or something. All I know is it is comfy.

    
    No the fuck it wasn't you liar. In the original picture you posted it is CLEARLY not wrapped in plastic.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That couch is almost as ugly as the flat chested bitch.

    
    It's like a wanna be houndstooth almost