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2023-01-21 at 11:29 PM UTC in Fights when shopping
Originally posted by Donald Trump I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).
She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.
Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.
I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.
We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.
Dude last week I pulled out my penis got a prostitute to sit on my head, offered her double pay 40$ instead of 20$ if she slowed the fuck down and i could enjoy myseñf (because i wasn't),she complied, i came and picked the leaves out of her hair, she asked me to buy crack from some nigga i met that morning cuz he would give me more
, I told him the prostitute wants me to get more for us, when. I returned with the drugs, i was offered to smoke the 60 on the condition i put my big white dick in her once she was really high.
Half way through of me being high as fuck fucking some fat black prostitute under the overpass i hear my black friends fucking cheering.
I had to concentrate to inseminate her right after I had received a blowjob the previous hour.
No problem
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2023-01-21 at 10:32 PM UTC in How do i get people to like me?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 10:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT not watching to war room, cuz it don't cum on saturday evening, that being said I did flip out at work, threw my tape down and jumped in my truck and did 50 mph all the way home on snow covered roads so I could go for a rip on the 600 before it got dark ,, the headlight isnt working yet but I just had a need fr speed, went for a wild fast ride bout 4 miles as fast as I could gowithout killin myself, then came home and made 10 laps around the trailer busting piles of snow thatl be in my way when we get more snow. and now I'm sitting here sweating my ass off typin all this crap to no one who cares
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2023-01-21 at 10:35 PM UTC in Well-hung stopped being my friend becauseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 7:43 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 5:15 PM UTC in masturbated, tired of miamiI'm doing good everyone. They're gonna restart my mental health meds tomorrow, might give me a free place to live.
I'm sure all of you know this but I'm a mentally ill physically crippled alcoholic loser. I hope you all enjoy making fun of a RETARD on the internet.
Yall really know how to kick a guy when hes dowñThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-21 at 6:47 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?I'd trade it all for one dumbass tranny in a little town way te fuck up north but she's too stupid and self centered so it's pretty clear she doesn't know how to be in a relationship (we tried twice) without using the other person in a way i found both obvious and irritating.
Kinda like DTs GG, except not that bad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-21 at 6:42 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?I had sex with a couple dozen people in two weeks. I got two niggas in love with me. I thought I was lonely and then mucho creampies, i don't feelomely anymore. But I do got two bitches in this little town that said WHEN i come back they need to be told, then i got that fat black girl from the navy and that super crazy bitch both near my mom's house. My ex in Milwaukee (with the restarining order) wants this white pipe and so does that gay kid way up north.
And homey i just kinda wanna jack off and ask these people to leave me and my big penis alone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-21 at 5:22 PM UTC in masturbated, tired of miamiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 6:31 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment"bradley if you are so good at drinking beer and driving why did you lose your driver's license?"
LOL my niggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-21 at 5:39 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by mmQ What if there was just ten gazillion bajillion mosquitos everywhere all the time. I wonder what life would be like. I suppose we would just walk around wearing netted suits.
Actually yes, so following the monsoon season and during the later portions of it, many Vinny's wear full body mesh suits to work outside, but just wearing gloves and a net over the face is more common. Most Vinny's are very immune to Malaria and W Nile isn't heavily present there. The clothing is primary defense unlike USA because over there chemical bug spray is too expensive to use everyday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-16 at 6:39 PM UTC in Stole more shit from the world...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-16 at 1 AM UTC in imagine being naked with another man next to youThe evolution of wariats sexuality has taught me to not engage in online pornography.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-15 at 3:21 AM UTC in can you think of anything as fun as this?What if a teenage boy did this to a man for your mom's moneyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 6:41 PM UTC in Got a one bedroom with my friend.They're is 780$ on my food stamps lol, 2100 on my debit card and if I show up to college tomorrow or Monday I get 4k direct depositThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-30 at 5:38 PM UTC in BradleyBs wariat threadThe only barely legals i go for are girls that over stayed their student visa after they got off the boat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-30 at 4:57 PM UTC in BradleyBs wariat threadHey everyone I'm only gonna use talk to text and document all of my efforts to have sex with Hispanic immigrants and black girls in the hood. Much like my inspiration Wariat I am largely unsuccessful. Enjoy.
Really sexy girl from Colombia who said she had a boyfriend seemed really disappointed on Monday when she was like hey what are you doing after this class and like wanted to hang out with me but I was kind of like I really really had to s*** so I just kind of was like you know I got to go I'm just like give another class and I'm like yeah but I got her number cuz you wanted me to join some like WhatsApp group so I am going to join the left she has a boyfriend that doesn't really bother me because he is most likely not a US citizen so she cannot get citizen paperwork from him so when she finds out how wonderful my personality is how big my brain is how long my dick is I'm pretty sure she's going to come around and want some United States citizenship on top of all of that get real Frederico cannot keep up with meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Got a one bedroom with my friend.Dude I think using Google translate to fuck foreigners is soo fucking hotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 6:22 PM UTC in Got a one bedroom with my friend.Folks it's 1400 a month and we split that. He speaks no English but loves cooking, sucking big cock, we use Google translate to talk which I think is super hot.
He told me he has a boyfriend in northern Florida who hates miami. So much of the time he isn't here for Days and wants someone in the house.
I tried to give him 700 and he laughed and told me use for college, I don't pay rent I guess, so imma go and fill his fridge and kitchen with as much beer and food as two carts can carry.
He also gots a lot of really high quality clothing and sexy friends, both of which he told me to make myself at home with.
If he hadn't mentioned the boyfriend in Northern. Florida I would be considering dating him despite 14 year age difference.
He also asked me if I will replace the broken door lock and I am really happy he asked me to do something coz I hate being a fucking freeloader even if I'm fucking an old gay math professor I met in college. Which imo was a good person to sexually holler at.
Also he's 45 and looks younger than I do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-12-28 at 1:54 AM UTC in New Cocaine Cigarettes!!!Wow thanks. I always told everyone here I'm an author and you've just validated that for me and everyone else here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
