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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Dt this isn't good.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    It's gollym
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    imma tell everyone at thenext house i got kicked out because i didn't wanna keep having sex with him because he makes me be really aggressive and choke him with a belt and i wanted it to stop and then i had to leave

    CUZ THATS THE TRUTH
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    EVERYTHINGS ON CAMERA BUT NOT THE BEDROOMS.

    GUYS MY COMPUTER IS KINDA SHITTY AND I'M THINKING IF I LOSE ALL MY STUFF HERE, IT REALLY WOULDN'T BE A SET BACK WHEN I CAME TO THIS RECOVERY HOUSE FROM THE HOSPITAL 11/11/22 I HAD 3 CAMOFLAGUE SHIRTS, a pair of pants, 1 pair of socks and a very warm knitted cap

    now i got a fatass wardrobe, tons of shit i don't even wear, all from other drug addicts that got high and left, but that's why i don't smoke crack, or do meth, or get really drunk, i just smoke weed and study accounting cuz im

    In my opinion, a recovering alcoholic, and i want to say

    The monkey is off my back

    but the circus is still in town.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow so great news everyone. I stood up for myself today to my landlord when he told me that it's unacceptable for me to live here if I didn't cancel my accounting class so I could go to his Narcotics Anonymous meeitng he hosts at this church and makes everyone go to at 730 four times a week. I told him the accounting course is very important to my future lol and he said I should take it at a different time. Unfortunately I graduate with my pretend community college degree (in accounting lol) and am not going to quit this.

    So the manager calls him and he tells me I need to move out, and I already paid for next week. So I was like no, so they said i signed a contract saying I will go to these meetings in November and since I'm refusing (My class is downtown an hour away and ends at 650pm M&W)

    So they said they would call law enforcement if I didn't leave. So I made some cheezbrgrs. They wanted me to leave within 20 minutes with all of my stuff.

    so they said either i pack up my stuff or they will pack up my stuff for me and the manager grabbed a garbage bag a nd I told them I wanted law enforcement to be called immedaitely, so they did, 3 cops show up and the guy is saying i didn't pay for next week rent and the police told me it doesn't matter they can't evict me like this and the contract is non binding. So the manager guy is yelling at the police and they tell him they can't kick me out.

    so anyway, I started college today, I'm doing really good. I gave a bunch of fruit to the homeless and bought a vape pen and got really stoned all day. The guy said the owners going to come here, sign paperwork and pack my stuff up, but I told the manager I called the police department and told them he said the owenr was going to do that and that they're aware of him threatening to pack up my stuff and that I didn't give consent..

    LOL

    tomorrow I get my Florida ID!!!! I gotta be there at 9am but imma get there at 8am (To hit my weed vape! LOL) I"md ebating if I shoudl bring all my stuff or not, but I don't really thitnk i gotta worry too much about it.

    Joe Biden hooked me up with that 8% Cost of Living Adjustment COLA!~!~!~!~ so now my SSI LIFE ridah ass got 1030 a month instead of like 946, low key right ready for this, my smart ass never transfered my food stamps to florida, and my wisconsin card dont' work here!!!!

    So u know me bradley bustin on em b, i got like 3 months of food stamps saved up!!!!1 not sure how much i get a lot but lately biden been hookin me up with them biden bucks lke 175 a month for the covid,

    Covid was one of the littest thingst hat ever happened to me in my life, anyway, so they got a couple of other recovery houses, and shit, but u know what imma do, i'mma go to my college and tell em look

    I need sum homeless resawces cuz im retawded community cowwege 40 year old man lookin ass, i got bit by this nasty ass SUM TYPA SPIDA and my head swelled up two days ago but it didn't hurt or itch and im happy to say it went down from a tennis ball size to like a lil red spot, told everyone how i cured it through prayer.

    anyway, my nigga hook it up with the live resin vapes and so shitty right i ran out of money so i got the playa 43 dolla holla on the 2g live resin vape but i had to meet him under the overpass by the porta potty behind the skatepark.

    i coulnd't fuckin figure that out until some black guy i asked where the skatepark was told me he knows where to get better crack and i told him no i need vape carts and he asked what that was so i got him stoned later on

    so anyway, when i get my flawda ID tomorrow, first hting i gotta do is go tot he government center and get da GOLD PASS FOR DISABLED PEOPLE UNER 65

    that bitch finna get me on any public transit, so i can explore miami and get stabbed

    i haven't drank in seven weeks from november twenty second, i no longer have a beard and shave my head very closely every other day, i am still very much ugly and large, and i tell people soy susio cuz i found out that's the slang way of telling people I'M A FAGGOT in spanish

    so anyway, everyone in the halfway house is proud of me and i told them i'mma record everything for the duration of my time here (i'm not) and i wasn't gonna call the cops and tell them that dude threatened to have DA DIRECTOR LOL come pack my stuff up while i'm in college tomorrow.

    so yeah, i did go ahead and call so they gonna come at some point, but i'm probably gonna go to sleep in like twenty minutes, low key when no ones looking at 1am, i'mma fap like i always do and i'mma hit the weed pipe and think about big brown booties.

    The location of the DMV is very far and last time i got lost, so i will be waking up very early, i am going to write down the directions because predictably i left my phone at the college in the book store (but i did verify it is there fully charged and i can get it tomorrow) i had no moeny sot his good cuban guy gave me 5.50$ so i can get an ALL day pass and ride that bitch to the Dmv, kinda nervous, but i firmly believe i have god on my side.

    and i know another recovery house if i need to go that costs the same in little haiti where the women are uglier but also dirtier

    I hope you all know i have missed you greatly, i really really tried my hardest to not use this fucking website till I graduate with my pretend degree in late April but who am I kidding, I got like 4 friends IRL and I got high with all of them and laughed at the college and I don't have a girlfriend still but that's Ok i still haven't had sex with any more dudes but i consider it periodically, it seems like a lot of work just to get aids from cummin in ur grmps azz lik u fgot

    I said fuck that hoe ass meeting and everyones proud of mef or standing up for myself and i kinda worry he's gonna bully me but like trayvon martin said, dont let peopel bully you just cuz ur a fuckind rug addict alcoholic, ur in college and doin grt not like riptotse who has to take methadone n cant get a boner

    BRADLEY B FOR LIFE!!!
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm thinking about this year and how FUCKED it's gonna be for everyone.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    C u in 4 months when this semester is over and I start getting stoned again.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I have never met a bigger whiny bitch on a forum in my life.

    He doesn't share any details about his life but bitches and moans about EVERYONE.

    Contributing nothing, sharing nothing and criticizing those who do.

    Ya most of this site are ironic, hypocritical losers but you know what? We open up and share. Y'all know more about me than anyone in Florida likely ever will and I'm not immune to criticism.

    But when someone hides every detail about their life while simultaneously nitpicking others it's pretty obvious;

    Haxxor is a sadboy loser and his life is most certainly worse than any of ours.

    So anyway that's my synopsis of our current worst user.

    That being said he is relatively smart and I appreciate when he does something other than whine like a lil bitch.

    /whining
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    bro they turned on saved by the bell reruns while he was at the bar on christmas eve with his girlfriend, the whole fuckin town is there, and everytime screech would say something on the TV he'd have a bunch of drunks repeating what he said, and reenacting the jokes/scenes in front of him, then they started hitting on his girlfriend, and the whole bar is just egging this on over at Grand Ave which is normally a pretty relaxed middle aged people bar. But I guess they just kept ROASTING this nigga and Casey went out to smoke a cigarette (he had been oen of the people fucking with him earlier) and Dustin and his date having had enough decide to close their tab and leave, well when everyone realizes that the primary entertainment is leaving, they really start fuckin with him oncce last time.

    At this point he's trying to get to the exit and as he's approaching the door, casey is coming back in from smoking, he says something slick to screech, and screech didn't realize he swas just outside smoking, he thought he was barring him from leaving the establishment, so he pulled out his knife and arced it across Casey Carpin's belly.

    Because screech is a jedi and has a jedi lawyer, they argued that casey carpin not immediately moving was him preventing Dustin Diamond from leaving, so Screech was charged only with possession of a concealed weapon and casey didn't get any money.

    That's the climax story, there's also when I worked at taco bell for a month he asked for more hot sauce so I whipped a handful of them into his face and yelled SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH as loud as I could.

    He never tips the pizza guys so they told me they were feeding him crushed up glass and anything nasty they could find and hide in the pizza, cuz he always calls to complain, doesn't tip, makes complicated ass orders, and if they're supposed to be there in 20 he tries to call them back in ten minutes and asks them to prioritize orders and shit, he does this to all the fast food places, but the pizza places he's the worst with and my customers that worked there and knew I hated him told me how they used to fuck with his food.

    We egged his house a bunch, one time we went to do it in winter after school, and my friend had left the eggs outside behind the school, so they froze, we didn't care and broke a couple of his windows with frozen eggs on a dark weekday night in January for fun.

    one of my old customer's older brother got a battery charge and waived into adult court cuz at 17 he saw screech and just ran up to him and slapped the shit out of him like eight or nine times on a dare.

    ya that's all that's worth saying

    He hated the name screech (Until he needed to sell t shirts to save his house after spending all of his money on cocaine in the late early 2000s) so we'd always call him screech and he'd say "My name is dustin diamond" and we'd be like "ok screech"
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Happy New Year. I hope next year is more profitable than this.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    It's probably too pressurized or a weak seal it's a common problem, if it works fine it's probably a slow leak. I'd replace. Chance of explosion is negligible
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    This is the professional help we give him. Follow what the polled audience wants. Like who wants to be a millionaire?
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    She's superficial and mentally retarded.

    Gin feels good, she drinks gin.

    Sex feels good, shes on FetLife.

    She needs money, turns to prostitution.

    She thinks she's ugly, gets plastic surgery.

    I mean you can literally see the one cog turn in this dumb bitches mind as she goes through life.

    It's a Hallmark of Autistic retardation to fail to see the big picture, fail to see long term planning and to live the parasitic life of a dependent.

    That's you Kafka

    Remember when you said you didn't care about wariat being a pedophile because pedophiles don't bother you since YOURE not a child?

    #1 Retard Irma
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Is this something related to balloon boy?


    Ya same guy
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Like they say lead with your best leg.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat the fact of the matter is I am better educated than you, better looking than you, and better to talk to than you.

    Aside from twenty or thirty people TOTAL FROM AROUND THE WORLD not many ppl are into dog porn or eating a 40 year old man's ass while he tries to stimulate his soft pp and insults you.

    I have friends and shit to do, you go to places that only allow you in if you have money and talk to people who only want to know you if you're paying them or paying for their drinks and drugs, go make a friend Wariat.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Haven't smoked weed in a week, haven't drank in six, feel healthy aside from the cigarettes. I'm back to not drinking soda or vaping anything either.

    Gonna finish this documentary outlining the rise of the Islamic Worlds rise to prominence, kinda interesting
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Imma tell her tomorrow how she did a better job raising me then I would ever be able to do for a kid on my own.

    Not sure if it's true but it'll make her happy. :)
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I do have a non folding crkt dagger tanto blade,my folding knife of the same model had to be abandoned so I could get on the airplane, really regret it, that was my favorite knife I ever owned.

    The fixt blade is way too big to carry daily but if I could fight with any blade I've ever owned it would be that one.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairbairn%E2%80%93Sykes_fighting_knife

    I don't like double sided knives for a lot of reasons.
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