dude get one of those felt posters of a dragon or a lion that you can color in, those are soo dope
or just paint it a dark color
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You can masturbate to my photos candy
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m definitely performing that in the living room during my concert tonight 🥰
Do you ever get tan lines Candy?
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I'm Mr.Clean's evil brother
MR. DIRTY
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2024-05-15 at 12:22 AM UTC
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Donald Trump u should take me on a vacation, shit if you go somewhere cheap or third world I can pay for myself maybe even pay for you.
But your girlfriend should stay at home, way more fun with just u and me XL Nicolas Cage & Mr Dirty coming to a slum near u
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
I think that genuinely a good idea.
We can go somewhere and pick up girls.
hell yeah and unlike with wariat we'll actually be successful because I"m not a total moron and know how to buy prostitutes where I live lol what a dumbfuck that nigga is
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Kafka upload a picture of the black coke dealer that will soon be infecting you with HIV
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
We should go and steal a yacht.
We'd lay a trail of false clues.
Pretend we were fatass feminists heading to Maine or California or something.
It's perfect.
I'm not afraid of shaving off my beard and stooping so I'm shorter and dressing up like a woman with make up on and a wig, especially if it's done for a robbery or escape, that sounds fun as fuck
Let's make some memories bro.
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I got the shit beat out of me several times and won several times in prison but it doesn't matter if you win or lose it matters if you're gonna go fight that motherfucker in the Blindspot area of the yard or the shower area and fucking fight and if you lose it's just as good as winning, you stood up for yourself and are now accepted. You gotta do that a couple times and everyone just accepts you're not bitch and you can continue having a good ass time not be scared watching 1990s movies on ThisTV! station hoping to god 7 more seasons go by so you can go suck on your mothers tit once more
Fuck that shit bro give me a yard, give me a nail I made into a poker, and give me a shaved head bro I'll go run laps on the yard and do push ups and pull ups and drink instant coffee till the sun goes down anyday.
But you're a child molestor so your experience was probably a bit different, I went for trafficking drugs lol
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Dude all prisons are insane. My boy is in wisconsin prison right now doing a 5 piece and he said he was on work detail (a fucking minimum camp) and someone stabbed someone else with an antenna they busted off someone and they stabbed the guys when they were in line and he stabbed the guy so fucking hard that the point went through the first guy into the guy Infront of him LOL Like a double stabbing with 1 point, 1 jab.
You know how fucking cool that is?
motherfuckers in Green Bay (where I was fortunate to NOT go) putting lotion, Vaseline, and salt into a coffee cup and microwaving it for 20 minutes then throwing it on someone's face, bro if you do it to a black guy when he wipes the shit off of his face, he literally wipes off his skin and will be pink scar tissue for ever
bro in Stanley correctional institution u can get a blowjob from this big fat guy named penitentiary for two ramen noodles and he will give u the noodles back if he likes u. I was too scared to be outted as a faggot so I didn't get plowed by some ugly child molestor named Luciano in San Quentin's protective custody unit
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My Last Thread On This Site
I don't know if you're aware but you are not an airplane and this is not an airport thus it is highly unnecessary to announce your departure at this venture.
UNLESS U WANT SOME ATTENTION!!!
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He's got throat cancer and probably wants to spend his remaining time surrounded by family not saying "THIS NIGGER IN MY BARN GAVE ME THE WORST BLOWJOB EVER SO I RETURNED HER."
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
All pussies are wrinkled. That's a universal feature.
You're a wrinkled pussy
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I'm interested in role playing as a really cool buff guy with a great head of hair surfing an online forum full of good posts posted by good posters.
How do I role play dat
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Originally posted by Kinks
Brushing my teeef
oh good thinking I'mma do dat, lets talk when we're done! I miss you!
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Remember when you sat on a hotdog and you couldn't find it until you took a shit?
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