2024-09-04 at 2:53 PM UTC
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This is run as fuck
Wariat remembers fondly the three hours he spent with Star Trek. Often when alone he will look back at this past occasion in his life and lament the quality time offered to him by the company of Star Trek.
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Originally posted by Crispy
Did he at least lick your ass lol
no, he' djust be like yo macaij can I come over and bring some girls and he'\d show up with only 1 girl, give wariat 1 line of mephedrone and then proceed to have copious amounts of sex on his couch and then leave witht eh female
this happened like 10-15 times before Wariat was so full of jelaousy. At one point 2 girls wanted to fuck david but wariat was busy looking at dog porn/oldje porn/child porn/poop porn/horse porn and showing them and they got wierded out and left. They said wariat coudln't come with because there wasn't enough room int he car but when the ride came it was an SUV more than capable of fitting additional people
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Let me preface this by saying I have the high pain tolerance that comes with anyone that has a degenerative disease so when I say something hurts, I promise like it is hard.
Bruh so I've been pretty lucky since April 2023 to not even have minor injuries, like god bless you know. And yesterday it was raining and my university has these like terra cotta looking tiles outside and when I say like this was a bad decision in rainy southern florida I really mean that was a bad decision.
WHen it rains these lil bitches get super slippery. I mean they look nice but they're like not pavement, they're like bathroom flooring. So Anyway, I had this bag of meart (see Look at how much meat I got - thread in Oral Indulgences) but basically it was like 10 cans and i had that in a purse style resuable grocery bag + my backpack on with water, laptop, sweatshirt, and all my school supplies.
So I'm walking out of school and I slip but I catch myself cuz i'm from WIsconsin and know how to play on the ice. Bruh idk what happened internally but the weight of all that shit on my right shoulder and the jerkin JERKING of catching myself tore something in my back, thankfully not the spine.
But bruh after this it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. So about 7 hours later I'm trying to lay in bed and like it hurts to breathe LOL and i'm like oh shit this is fucked, I can't lay on any of my sides and get comfortable. So I talk on Telegram (Fonaplats made a new room for everyone that likes me!!!!) and I spend the next 3 hours talking to people, when I laugh it hurts, when I move my body around it hurts, when I adjust the pillows it hurts.
So Crispy needed help with her late night geometry homework and I was like ok ok ok cuz I like helping my friends and it gets my mind off stuff. Hey goo dnews!!!! I remembe rmost of the geometry principles despite it being 16 years since I took the class!!!
Ata bout 3 I decided to take the first pain pills (2 ibuprophen) becasue I really am afraid of turning out like all my adDICKted friends to opiates so I don't even relaly like taking tylenol.
I slept 5 hours and I wok eup and my body hurts, like it stilll hurts a lot but it feels like it's going away
God bless everybody that likes me!!!
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or just a middle age man who hurt his back mildly.
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Nvm. Just realized they're both you.
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Your wife looks like an ugly man.
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2024-08-18 at 7:30 PM UTC
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THE MAN WHO PUT IT IN MY HOOD
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2024-08-07 at 9:51 PM UTC
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THE MAN WHO PUT IT IN MY HOOD
OP did too many drugs (and you can tell).
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2024-09-01 at 11:11 PM UTC
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NiS' Least Wanted.
The following is an incomplete list of people who are entirely unwanted by the people they know in real and the people theyh know online & why.
-Kafka, difficult to like, constantly complaining, believes the world is out to get her and has an overstated self worth than is deserves.
-Michael Meyers, a bad friend and unsuccessful son, does not bring any honour or glory to his family or those in his friendship circle.
Wariat (except by his mom) - was deported from America, consistently asks his mom for more allowance money,watches porno involving children eating old man ass, wants to have sex with dogs, plays video games despite being 43 years old.
Please feel free to continue add to this list.
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That's cool I just had 6 of these little sandwiches, and 4 croquetts they're like lil fish sticks filled with pork byproduct, oh and I Had 1/2 slice of cake and 2 bottles of water
I found a 5$ bill in the gutter while taking teh trash cans to the street
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Ya wariat can. He's our best artist and teen abuser
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R u still going on TheShitSite
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2024-08-31 at 1:32 AM UTC
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Why Having A Penis RULES!
Originally posted by Dirtbag
How often do men have to change their bed sheets?
Every 2 weeks.
Originally posted by Dirtbag
Do teen guys do their own laundry because or it or have they no shame?
I do my own laundry.
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You have to remember he's a grumpy old man. THat being said he has a good heart and a lot of wisdom.
overall I giveh im a 4-5/10 as a poster, user, and someone I know online.
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Interesting. I also am an avid tier of shoe laces.
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2024-08-30 at 5:18 PM UTC
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The rings of power
Originally posted by Dirtbag
Until there's a character like me.
You are a character
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2024-08-30 at 4:20 PM UTC
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The rings of power
damn kafka u can't be made happy, the male writers literally make powerful women and are doing their best with their man-minds to be inclusive and diversify traditional power positions held by men and that's still not good enough????????
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2024-08-30 at 12:44 PM UTC
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Semi update
Originally posted by Semiazas
I started smoking crack a couple years ago, the shooting thing was a rare occurrence.
Shooting crack, if you're going to do it, is more effective than powder.
Brad, HIV, not aids and I've been undetectable for well over a year. My viral load and cd4 is in the normal range. Also , I used every rig only once and use cottons every time. Still stupid though.
Anyway, about the gummies. I took a 1/4, waited about 30 min, didn't really feel it, took another bite, waited the same amount and felt pretty much the same. So then I finished the whole piece and finally two hours later, I got it. Lasted about 6 hours. Decent, mellow high. I bought the chill variety. Went back the fridge about 10 times, which is going to fuck with my diet,jerked it 3 times and just sat on the couch til, watching YT til I fell asleep. Woke up fine. No crack dreams. This might be my substance life, with the gabapentin, at least for awhile.
Ironic you now test your viral load to find out your HIV contamination status as ar esult of taking an HIV viral load.
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It's the only way I know how to cope at this point, dreaming about a better tomorrow
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