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2024-08-28 at 2:29 PM UTC in Why is this cut blue?Because u were feeling blue
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2024-08-27 at 3:15 PM UTC in Meal subscription servicesIf I was your fatass I would've gotten 14 small portioned dinners to cover your 7 dinners a week, plus you have that parasite with you who will also want to eat so you should've just ordered 21 for 485$, saving you 20 minutes each day and costing you 6-7 times the price you'd normally pay.
Or... you could trade GG in for me and have hot, fresh, healthy meals cooked ina clean kitchen when u get off work. Just saying, you could do a lot better. -
2024-08-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in Do you think your girlfriend has been DPd?Op is a cuckold
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2024-08-26 at 4:32 PM UTC in Oh my god help me what do I do? A FBI Agent is mg DMs on XI have one friend in Western Africa who I go ta message from in a scam scheme and I told him "look bro you're english is really bad and no one is going to fall for this. do you want to be friends and I'll help you improve your english/write scripts you can use to better help you? I just wanna be your friend and learn about west africa"
His name is edrisa and he lives in The Gambia and we talk once or twice a month. Been friends for liek 5 years now. He works for a chinese firm as a roofer now and got out of that scam life but still maeks time for his boy -
2024-08-26 at 2:21 AM UTC in Who has the best forearms?Mine was removed at birth as part of the jedi ritual of circumcision. I've always wondered kinda what it would be liek to have a different kinda dick u know like a different typa water from a different typa faucet
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2024-08-26 at 1:29 AM UTC in Yeah I am a FAG!Finally
Achieving
Greatness
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2024-08-26 at 3:46 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelThey said (in spanish so maybe I heard it wrong) "The candle's reason is for your dead mother or father, or dead grandmother's wellbeing."
But I used it to pray for WAR -
2024-08-26 at 3:45 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelSomeone gave me a prayer candle, and I lit it in and prayed for the dark spectre of war to pass over the Holy Land once more.
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2024-08-26 at 2:36 AM UTC in Le fondateur de Telegram interpellé en FranceSeems like something only a true homosexual would post a thread about.
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2024-08-26 at 2:31 AM UTC in What’s something fun you’ve done recently?thanks crispy is till can't beleive u got a 1000% on your assignment last week, that made me 1000% proud of u
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2024-08-26 at 2:08 AM UTC in What’s something fun you’ve done recently?also in other news, crispy guess what!!! I weighed myself at this facility I went to go run an AA meeting at yesterday and I was 208lb, later in the day after I had eaten & wearing full clothes and shoes which means i'm like 205 and have lost about 8 pounds.
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2024-08-26 at 2:06 AM UTC in What’s something fun you’ve done recently?I'm worried I'm not going to do well in the bachelors degree program because of my blindness, my old age, my apprehensiveness and of course because of my extra small penis.
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2024-08-25 at 2:24 PM UTC in .EVIDENCE OF GODlol OP is this you 25 years ago?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/22/israeli-teen-michael-kadar-jailed-for-10-years-over-hundreds-of-bomb-hoax-calls -
2024-08-25 at 3:09 PM UTC in I need a new titleMake a thread called "SUGGEST MY NEW USERTITLE"
the community will then write funny things as suggestion
It's supposed to be by voting but genearlly lanny will just go in and pick one that fits u the best.
You certainly don't get to pick your own usertitle, that's unamerican. -
2024-08-25 at 3:35 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2024-08-24 at 8:10 PM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.I didn't think of a clever name for this and I probably won't because the first idea that came into my idea was already perfect.
I call these egg flats. I"mma teach how you to make them.
First thing you're gonna need is a tortilla, 2 eggs, and a plate. This could be served otherwise I guess but I don't like that.
Oh and the bullshit to put inside and some spinach.
Folks I can make this in about 3 minutes and people think wow u really made me breakfast, yes nigga u can make 2 of them in 3 mintues just as fast.
The focus as always is speed, low price, healthy. Normally you can't find quick and healthy meals for cheap. Or cheap healthy meals you can make quick. or quick cheap meals that are healthy, but tha't swhat I Specialize in bringing to you.
So cut up your bullshit, for my bullshit I used white onions, jalepenis, green olives, black olives, garlic and red pepper flakes. LIke that shit that goes on pizza.
I put all that cut up bullshit in a bowl, i break 2 eggs in there, I guess u could bust em down like black men do your mother but I like to keep the yolks segregated. I microwave that for 2 mintues. WHile that's microwaving I put a tortila ontop of a toaster like just ontop LOL and push teh buttons down. Taht's a white-hispanic fusion cooking secret.
oh and then I chop up a handful of spinach. I try to eat spinach and mixed vegetables as often as I can and if you don't like to eat those things your health will reflect that sooner or later.
Within 2 mintues everything is done, I pull the toasted tortilla off (it'll have scorch marks the shape of an = sign but who cares?) The point is not to dirty up more than 1 knife, 1 plate, and 1 bowl. Now when those eggs cook they become a flat patty lookin thing.
I put my spianch down on the tortilla and slam the bowl upside down onto it so it knocks everything free. if u use plastic nonstick bowls or tupperware nothing si left on it unlike scrubbing a pan u can just hit this with the soapy dish rag and keep it moving.
I put hot sauce on it cuz I like hot sauce. And I ate it with a fork cuz I like to work at the food before I Roll it up in the tortilla.
BradleyB's Egg Flats
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2024-08-25 at 3:07 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by WellHung Some folks around here feel that you need to stop your Perpetual schooling and finally get a job. How do you feel about that sentiment?
Well I am 1/3 closer to my dreams, so poorly honestly.
3 motnhs ago the best job I could get would bel ike 15-17$ an hour doing retail, sales, cooking, etc.
With my fancy associate degree, I can easily get into clerk positions paying around 23-28$ an hour.
When I have my bachelors degree I will be able to get 35-45$ an hour jobs in my field.
With a masters degree even more (I haven't looked yet)
I don't mind being poor right now with teh belief that one day I will be able to eat spinach salad with fresh ingredients and have an OK life later downt eh road. -
2024-08-24 at 5:14 PM UTC in Female users I’m better than.That's wonderful to hear, I am proud of you for how well you're turning out under the tutelage of older men
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2024-08-23 at 3:26 PM UTC in ShadyLady died.Yes "the shoplifting thread 1" 2, & 3.
Also Resale 101 and barcoding made easy were the other megathreads I remember by her.
She was heavily involved in the stealing of retail goods and the resale of them for profit. -
2024-08-24 at 2:44 PM UTC in I can always tell when Wariat is banned...