So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.
So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.
I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"
We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.
We're callin the cops.
We're lockin shit down.
We're shuttin shit up.
He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.
Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.
So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.
*half way through*
"Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."
Then I drove to target.
God Bless my dead.
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i wanna go hang out with my boyfriend but he sleeps till like 330pm, ive been tryo stay up later and wake up later to even it out, bu t it's 1130 and I'm tired as shi tand can't sleep anymore
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Today's 3/18 1:30. I'm gonna ask this guy i've gone on a couple dates with if he wants to be my boyfriend, I'mma ask him on Friday or Saturday when he sleeps over. From here on out I'm gonna try not to watch ponography in order to make me enjoy the sex I am having with my partner cuz I do like him an awfully lot and think pornography perverts the mind (I know i'm sodomizing another man while high on shitty weed and adderalls) and makes me unhappy with the good sex I am havin gbecause it's not pornography it's me fuckin another man th at i'm falling for.
Wish me luck, I''ll report back eitherway.
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My plug took 1gramme of AM2201 and put it in the the 380F vape and his knees went out and he started seizing. He didn't smoke much after that, I got thee shitty vape from him wheen iw as in coollege
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I don't see the enjoyment. HTS, shit like this is why you remain overweight.
I don't think about sweets, I don't think about cookies, I think abouto exercising and smoking cigarettes, and drinking ice water.
Play a game like Animal Crossing, or Dark Souls 3, or even Age of Empires where you don't have to "work" for 'cookies' that the 'government' just 'buys you.'
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
It's literally in our DNA. Lying is a sign of intelligence. You know who can't lie? Dogs. You know who can? Cuttlefish.
Just because you're smart enough to dod something doesnt mean you should, you're probably a fantastic rapist through evolution but i don't think that's for the best either. Yeah?
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So/so. I hadn't had a drink in like 45 days or so, it was my roommate's birthday yesterday. So we were gettin gall coked out and she started drinking reds apple ales and asked if I wanted somethin to drink, so i drank a 40 of that green one that normally comes in gernades, and then like six reds apple ales, and then iw as gonna go buy a four pack of steel reserve until i was like what the fuck am i doing,
so then I came home and stopped drinking. IDK wh y i started deither, things are going pretty well for me. I have a nice man in my life that I've gone on two dates with and after four or five I'm gonna ask to be my first boyfriend. My mom straight, my bills are paid,d i'm stacking a lil bit of money and lookin forward to this 1400. So I aint really got shit to be unhappy about, but I guess just in my heart, I am alcohdolic.
But i'm not drinking today, i'mma snort some adderall after I post this and either go walk to the bank to set up an accoun tand get 200$ when I get a direct deposit (SSI counts) or I'mma draw more photos of Odhinn.
It snowed 2-3 inches last night. Kinda bullshit.
I feel good tho, aside from my relapse. Fortunately onlu my best friend & my roommate know I relapsed (and all of you obv) but it's nice cuz i can still tell lies about my recovery to almost everyone i need to.
Hope yall are having a terrific tuesday
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