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Posts That Were Thanked by Bradley

  1. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    So I made this thread back in the day. Now that I work at a bank, I know that banks will authorize smaller amounts via mag but will eventually block it. The transaction also has to be in the cardholders state.

    Right now it's Instant Credit with new apps that I see as an issue. You can use a digital wallet and use a certain percentage of your credit line before receiving the card. There are some requirements but a phishing campaign would likely net a worthwhile yield.
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost What if we just had sex with animals and didn't eat them

    That's what your patents did and look what happened.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If this is about the Dutch farmers, the reason nitrates are being restricted has to do with water quality, not global warming. Fertiliser and other agricultural run off, which can include cow poo, winds up in water ways and causes the accumulation of nitrogen and phosphorous compounds in water, which leads to over-growth of algae (eutrophication).

    CO2 isn't considered as part of this process, except that the process of fertiliser production is massively energy intensive.

    There are a ton of local lakes that have that blue green poisonous algae this year and are unswimmable and killing dogs. Idk if it has to with climate change but it's definitely historically unprecedented
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  4. WellHung Black Hole
    The government not only provides money for Rape Monster to eat and drink... They also regulate and make sure the food and drink he consumes his safe. Yet the government is Rape monster's enemy. Then go live in Africa you nigger- loving, ungrateful bastard. You're dead weight in this country, and we wud be better off without you.
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  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I support anything that fucks over the power structure of the corrupt, especially if it harms or inconveniences the police state or part of their community. Nothing makes my dick harder or my asshole puff up like seeing/hearing about cops, Jews, or the government getting BTFO'd.

    until You are getting robbed, or assaulted, and then your hypocritical ass would be the 1st to call the pigs begging for some help. Our government was elected by the fucking citizens. Blame their dumb asses. I notice you're not complaining about the Medicaid and welfare/covid dollars our government is providing/has provided your lazy ass. Are u fucking confused, doofus?
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Sup WellHung?

    What did you do while you were banned?

    Did you feel your ban was unjust?

    Do you ever get bored of NIS and troll on other boards?

    I shook the money tree a whole lot. I ate, drank, got high, got laid, slept, and, in general, enjoyed a life of leisure. How bout you, bud?
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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Sup WellHung?

    What did you do while you were banned?

    Did you feel your ban was unjust?

    Do you ever get bored of NIS and troll on other boards?

    Let's discuss how poor and broke you always are, how much you feel exploited at your job, and how long it's been since you have received any female attention. I've always been more interested in hearing about others than talking about myself.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why, did his uncle move away
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    ur fat ass fagit
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Spectral!
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i live in orlando you can stay in my cats room
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You are wasting your time.

    If you want to potentiate your benzos get a beer or two
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I know I shouldnโ€™t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonaldโ€™s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window

    I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again

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  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Ghost Bradley B and Fonaplats are both addicts

    Bradley is an opiate and beer junkie

    And Fonaplats drug is Funko pops and his girlfriends husband's cum

    Like cats and dogs.. tweakers and crack smokers, they never seem to get along.

    You duck a tranny.
    Some gas station meth.
    Unemployed and living in hand outs.
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    that feel when you quit niggas in space and then return

    OOO oOO oOOO let me zoooom my eyes in oh I think I can see you little people down there if i squint hard enough

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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley Hi everybody I was moleested by a 15 year old boy but really all he did was grab my weiner and ask me to grab his and it caused me to become a homosexual. Maybe. I think I might've ended up like this either way. I also had sex with my psychologist in the retard center and thought I loved him a lot and then I Found out his husband was active duty military personal and he wanted nothing to do with me outside of the center :(
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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your behavior doesn't change because things change. Things change because you change your behavior.

    And, not or.
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Hydromorphone

    "I'm dying."

    Lather rinse repeat but never actually croak
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Culver's Restaurant is fast food with higher prices and better quality… OR SO THEY MUFUCKIN SAY.

    So it's near my doctor's office where I got my appointment at 330, by near I mean like right mufuckin across the street. So close even a fat butterburger eatin arthritic piece of shit can reach it.

    My ex fiance dropped me off and her not talking to me the whole car ride would normally upset me, but I got the program in me, a little bit of money and a computer to play Runescape while I have my coffee and meal. I have not been to Culver's in several years because it's basically fast food at high prices. Let's see how they introduce themselves.



    [FONT=Roboto]Not convinced.[/FONT]

    So I mainly came here because of the fact they told me on the phone they had wifi. You know I want to play Runescape and such. But let's focus on my experience.

    My ex came and picked me up and took me here. I walk in with expectations of paying high prices, thank goodness I have 13$ in my wallet. That will cover me for sure for a simple burger and coffee.

    First thing I noticed, kinda empty. Okay that's cool, I don't like being near people anyway. I look at the drinks just to see if they have the coffee out there next to the fountain soda machine. Where is it? Oh my Odin, there's no coffee out here. Then I think oh shit that's probably because they keep it fresh behind the counter. Now to focus on what I want.

    Is that really an 8 followed by a 99? For a simple burger and some fries and a drink? What the fuck? No way is that possible!

    Shit that's the fucking cheapest thing on here, I can't afford this shit. I'm not some rich butterburger loving jedi. What the fuck is my poor Odinic ass going to do? I can't go across the street to the gas station and start drinking, the program taught me that. Fuck, oh shit there's a value meal. That's more my style anyway.

    4.95 for a small fry and a butter burger single deluxe with a small drink? That's alright, I guess. I can afford to splurge a little bit, I am sober after all.

    A man comes to the cash register and is all smiles, I think he might be a down syndrome homosexual. Then I see his badge reads General Manager. Wow. This is weird, he's smiling while my bum ass tells him I'll have the Single Butter Burger Deluxe. He looks at me like wondering if I'm serious and then smiles and hands me a small soda cup. No sir, I'd like coffee please. He says Oh and looks surprised like he's never had anyone ever ask this question in his time working as a Culver's Manager apprentice.


    Then I get this bad feeling in my stomach so I ask him, "You get free refills on the coffee, right?" Obviously you do but, I want him to stop looking so motherfucking stupid at my request but he smiles with that douchey-mom-drank-when-she-was-pregnant-look and says "No we only have free refills on soda."

    What the fuck? You know how much it costs to make a god damn pot of motherfucking coffee? But I can't start swearing and get mad, my resentments make me drink and if I get kicked out, I'll have to suck a dick at the gas station to get the attendant to let me use their wifi. So I just ask him if he's serious. He apologizes again and grins at me. Okay give me the shit ass soda, and it's a small. Too-fucking-perfect, I didn't take any ibuprophen today cuz I want my doctor to see me in my full rheumatoid arthritic glory so now I get to stand up and sit down every ten minutes while I play Runescape to get more fucking soda.

    I hate soda, it's just empty sugary calories and isn't even like a shitty speed like coffee. You know who likes soda? Diabetics and children, that's fucking who. But oh well, I'll deal with it. So I go fill it up with the Root Beer that culver's has their own brand of, the shit comes out super fizzy. I'm fucking pissed now I got foam all over my hand, so I wait for the bubbles going away and this little girl is drinking sweet tea. Like she's some southern nigger loving whore. Whatever little bitch you can go in front of me, I'm waiting for the foam to go down.

    So I fill the cup up the rest of the way, here I am ready to play some motherfucking Runescape, work on my goddamn levels and maybe listen to that Arm and Hammer song at a low volume. I sit down at my table in the far corner. Where the fuck is the outlets for my charger? So I go and asked Sir Down Syndrome and he tells me that their in the ceiling next to the air vent, I shit you not he says "You can plug your computer in up there" Ya great buddy that'll really help my arthritis. I was tempted to tell his 10.25$/hr ass to get up there and plug my shit in for me like the little bitch I'd make him if I hadn't just masturbated a half hour ago before I left my house.

    So I still don't have it plugged in, just wanted to play my Runescape, so I pull it up and it has to check for updates when you load the program. I take a sip of the soda, it's fucking flat. God damn it, this flat ass fucking soda, so I go up there and my next option is Diet Root Beer, so repeat the process except that little nigger loving southern girl is ballsdeep in her artery clogged burger, I hope she chokes just so I can pretend to give her the Heimlich and stop anyone from actually helping her while I wait for her chest to stop heaving. Too my fizzy disappointment this does not occur.

    Runescape error message, THE INTERNET YOU ARE USING HAS BLOCKED SUCH AND SUCH FROM UPDATING AND PORT xxxxxxx




    The fuck? So I try to load the other two browsers I can use to play. Same message. I try to go on Tinychat, it won't load.

    Then my food comes up, I swear to god they must have given me like 14 fries total. Not big ones either, they fit in this little paper fry bag that's smaller than my sack (when it's warm out). I like fries and some of are small so I'mma get my fingers all sticky with ketchup when I try to use the fry as a spoon to inhale the ketchup I am now forced to eat excessively to get rid of my hunger. Okay I can do that though.

    So I go and get my two little cups of ketchup and see they have horseradish sauce. THAT IS THE SOLE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE, THE FUCKING ONE PACKET OF HORSERADISH SAUCE.

    Coming back to my table I see the manager is kinda eye fucking my computer, so I say to him "What's up? You wanna watch some videos or something?"

    I mean a blow job is a blow job and it has been like a half hour. He tells me that he was looking for this little card that you set on the table that matches your receipt customer number, well I had it in my fucking pocket. So I give it to him, I was number 64. I don't really like being number 64, but I'll keep that to myself.

    Eating the burger, I found it dried out, paperthin and on the sides blackened as though it were cooked for about 15-25% too long. Buttery? Get the fuck out of here, this burger was dry as fuck. If I could have dipped it in the fucking rootbeer without being outted as a weirdo I would've. Way too much mayo on it and the lettuce was all on one side. Clearly one of these high school drop outs was putting in the effort that makes me so compelled to argue for them to deserve 15$ an hour. If I could pay him below minimum wage, I would. Run and tell that, homeboy.

    The horseysauce made the burger alot better, because I couldn't taste anything over the horseradish. The fries were too few and too small and my fingers got very ketchupy. Now there's a fat 50 year old woman with this mini vacuum vacuuming literally three feet away from me. Hey stupid bitch, I aint trying to hear that shit, how about your dumbass wipes down that fucking chair next to you that's covered in baby droll and crumbs instead of vacuuming up a floor that looks perfectly clean. I wish she would've seen that, but she left now and I said nothing. I wish I could tell everyone how I really motherfucking feel. But it's 204pm and I got an hour and a half to go.

    What really pisses me off is I dind't take a picture of the shit ass meal because I thought I'd be playing Runescape. But I'll tell you one thing, it didn't look a god damn thing like this advertisement. There's more fries outside the bag in this ad than in the fry bag for the meal I got.




    For fucks sake this is how big the bag of fries was that I had to rip into to get the little ones out.



    Overall I give the experience 2/10 on my restaurant rater and wish I would've just sucked off the gas station clerk across the street for his wifi pass and a cup of coffee.
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