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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can't walk through a barking lot by myself without singing, I never whistle or hum and hate people who do but I enjoy weirding people out with surreal singing of what are usually hip hop tunes. My favorite these days is "Freddy kreuger" by YMW MELLY (FREE MELLY) as it is melodic and beautiful but has sinister themes and I hope it makes people happy and uneasy

    I've also been having trouble finding women beautiful, even with a bunch makeup on. I've been finding my baby mama attractive tho even tho I can't stand her, as well as my old side ho who I haven't met with in months but talk to regularly. I thinm I just get emotionally invested affection erections and if we ain't on da level u can literally fuck yourself with a hairbrush, ho
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  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Wariat but in porn all seem to do it including the youngest ones like hana hays.

    Porn isn’t real. Your fantasy obsession has broken your mind.
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  3. everyome born and bread on the american continent is an americant.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Never have I been more grateful that I'm not some random prostitute in Poland.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't know why you think that matters so much. I have the same problem + giant gaps in my resume from all the jobs I worked for a week and then quit in a fit of rage so I just don't mention them.

    If I was hiring someone with a resume like that I might bring it up just to see what they say. Protip NEVER say anything bad about your previous employer during an interview like "MY LAST BOSS WAS A DICK HEAD SO I LEFT" you gotta spin it like "That particular position was not meeting my personal goals and I am further looking to develop my skills long term and learn new things, this position seems like a good fit for me based on my previous background and experience"
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  6. You should get your drinking under control first before you jump back into a chaotic relationship.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Idk weird ass white people shit amirite
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  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    as we usher in the nu era we need at least to grow the avatars to 76x76 "px" and accept them to be at least 10 kilobrians bigger

    every year they will grow bigger and stronger and in 50 years they will be like pretty stretched out
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nothing manlier than fishing in a skirt



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  11. i'm too lazy to make the long form post about this so i'll just make a shortform Q&A instead.

    Q: why would anyone want anything that shoots 5.7 as an EDC ?

    A: because 5.7 punch thru body armors.

    Q: at what range do 5.7 ammos punch thru body armors ?

    A: at close range.

    Q: why would anyone want to shoot anyone's torso at close range instead of their face ?

    A: because faces are smaller target than torsos.

    Q: which makes them easier to hit .... because

    A: they are bad shooters.
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  12. lllll Houston
    Aren’t you that dude that wanted to move to Thailand, just fuck all the lady boy traps right in their ass???

    And like make Business out of it?
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  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by aldra you're imagining things again

    I could hear it and I was looking at the router too (The cable router) and it wasn't blinking right. and my computer is gurgling and then we hear a "Pop" and the power strip surged and then reset the modem. and the netstat and software showed DdOS activity.

    this happened once before, and when I checked the IP it was linked to MO. NETSTAT -NOA and CalCom
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  14. These are the 10 best strains I've found so far:

    Gorilla Glue #4
    Girlscout Cookies
    Black Dolato
    Orange Kush
    Do-Si-Dos
    Zkittlez
    God's Green Crack
    Runtz Gum
    London Pound Cake
    Mac #2
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1 It will need to be southern at that time of the year.

    I'm thinking Houston.

    Let's all meet at Jiggly's place!

    You're not invited.
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  16. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I highly fucking doubt someone ended up getting murdered as a result of you not wanting to be their friend, nor do I for 1 single second believe his daughter "wanted to fuck (you)".

    The only believable part is that someone would rather sleep with a nigger than you.
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  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    At a garage sale today I came across a magnificent vessel in 1:300 scale of some dump ass old pirate ship.
    He was asking $300 for it and I was about to pay when I saw another model boat but this one was still sealed in a box yet to be put together.
    I inquired on the price for the "boat parts" and he hit me at $25.

    I check this nigga against my amazon prime and found he was bustin' muh ballz.

    But I still really think a thread of me live streaming building a model boat would be way hella more killer than Gryll's gay fucking lego spam.

    So how about it guys?

    Who wants to watch me make a model boat?

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  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Shooting>smoking although both are nice I might cook up another crack hit here in a sec


    Don’t know what got into me but I ran into an extra 600 bucks and said fuck it… got like 50 pressed bars and 30 non pressed str8 from pharmacy and mg kpins to come down


    Only thing I’m worried about is the methadone clinic.. they are really lenient though and I’ll just feed them a story that it was in my dope or something and I haven’t used for 6 or 7 days


    Feels good tho man. Fuxking feela fuxking good who else is on my fucking level
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  20. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your stove is filthy. Get some over cleaner, son, before you get ill.


    I solve that issue by the use of a clean pizza stone that I put in the oven while it pre-heats. The pizza never touches the metal rack.

    The oven cleaner is probably what would kill you. Alkalis are nasty.
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