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2022-12-04 at 2:58 AM UTC in This is gonna sound like a wariat thread but it’s legit and legalisn't your girlfriend with her family? Why are you cheating on her bro?
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2022-12-04 at 1:20 AM UTC in No longer a homosexual (Now with proof)i wish well hung wasn't so lame and would help me get my bachelors degree by giving me a room to rent for 2 years.
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2022-12-04 at 1:20 AM UTC in No longer a homosexual (Now with proof)back to trying to get a girlfriend or at least my associates degree so I can move away in may XD
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2022-12-04 at 1:19 AM UTC in No longer a homosexual (Now with proof)Folks I spent like an hour and a half walking to get some dude booty today, when I finally got there, I was not able to get erect.
PART OF ME WAS THINKING : WHY WOULD I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A DUDE
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Kinda ashamed that I was evne naked in in a position to be have sex with a dude laying on a bed in a high rise apartment when iw as all sweaty.
I kinda just wanted to be not in that position.
/Not gonna try to fuck anymore dudes (unless I get really drunk or someone supple comes along that isn't sure if they wanna be fucked by a bear) -
2022-12-04 at 1:17 AM UTC in puked all over the floors and walls and i'm too hung over to clean it upwow im so happy im not u anymore
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2022-12-04 at 12:33 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.
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2022-12-04 at 12:30 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.what would you have done to this Mr Lahey lookin ass nigga trying to thwart your entrepreneurial come up
My firend who died in Feburary that i got all sad about & I had a mr lahey/randy relationship except we never lived togfether because I hate living with other men.
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2022-12-04 at 12:27 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.Vinny's only 4 feet tall but he often outruns the fastest 2-6 year olds.
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2022-12-04 at 12:26 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.logic says the 100 year old will be slower than the 50 year old than than the 25 year old than the 15 year old (You maximize speed between 14-16)
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2022-12-04 at 12:26 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.
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2022-12-04 at 12:25 AM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.
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2022-12-04 at 12:23 AM UTC in I watched this movie and I feel racist as hell!
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2022-12-04 at 12:20 AM UTC in I watched this movie and I feel racist as hell!Ok folks it's called Black Box.
'Afta losin his bitch n memory in a whip he wrekt, a single baby daddy undergo some new shit that cause him to question (1 sec) who he really be."
(My translation)
So this guy gets into a car crash and can't remember nothin, his girlfriend dead, his lil girl she aight, lil kids strong, u know, so anyway, this nigga can't remember left or right when he drivin all typa shit, where the cups go, and there little notes
turns out this nigga is actually well i won't ruin it for you
basically he's some other nigga this lady shoved into this Dead on Arrival car crash victim and he starts relivin who he was, and i aint gonna lie to you, once it started this hokey ass he's gonna be a daddy to the first babby momma (that his corpse created) and his daughter who is his spirits daughter, it urned that shit right the fuck off.
I was so fucking confused! I couldn't tell (because they hold up pictures of this nigga with this little black girl) the difference between the first black guy & his daughter and the second black guy and his daughter, haha
they look the god damn same haha ah I'm so happy I"m white and have such a wide range of apperances and colorations that I"m not limited to lookin "like that nigga that played for the Lakers"
RAted in the best 22 black horror films, I thought it was whack as hell
what you think candy, take this film to 106&park -
2022-12-04 at 12:14 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Dude I kinda want to date a fat black lady with sassy opinions who yells at me and lets me smoke blunts but only in the living room. On God that be perfect.
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2022-12-03 at 11:49 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Candy, since I met you, I want you to know something, if I ever saw you being sold, I would spend my bottom dollars to adopt you and I mean that, boo.
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2022-12-03 at 11:45 PM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.
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2022-12-03 at 11:40 PM UTC in For the first time in my life I was caught shoplifting.Not by spectral though.
folks I just had an icky feeling, ngl. So I loaded up on a bunch of fishing eqipment, drawing equipment, you know some electronics, i had to get me a pair of slides, i aint gonna lie, we had the spare battery banks, we was kinda feelin right
then I noticed I was being followed by Spectral, Ofc I dind't grab a shopping cart, so that's one less diversionary measure away from me as I"m holding all this shit in a basket lol!
I dind't think I was gonna get tailed by two LPs within three minutes of entering they store, but I feel limke (THEY MIGHT HAVE RECOGNIZED THE ONLY WHITE BOY lol)
Haha
haha
so ofc, I'm BradleyBigBAgsB right haha, so I can't actualyl dump everything I'm in possession of like without undoing my shirt, and taking my belyt off and going through a hoola hoop mid air type shit and one again I cannot stress this enough, I live in a community over 100,000+ that's 94% hispanic, 74% cuban, the second largest int he US :|
Hahahaha but you know me i DON'T GIVE A FUCK haha
so i dumped everything and what really gottem hot was i just tried to walk out while holding my cell to my ear.
I got about 2 blocks away, the train station i was gonna flee on is 5 blocks away, this black police office walks up to me and says "What happened at the walmart?"
and I said I"m poor and trying to steal my daughter art supplies
he said "Did you open any of the merchandise?"
'No sir"
Why are you doing this?"
'I'm a real ass nigga from the 414, sir."
Go home
"is that it? really?"
Go home.
THANKS! -
2022-12-03 at 11:32 PM UTC in TTFNThis is the only place I can express how I feel, what I think, and what I believe should happen without censorship from anyone with common sense.
To deprive us of this is like depriving slugs of the morning dew. If you want any damn so i bought this receipt wrapper full of weed for 10$ after the cops stopped me haha from this ghetto ass black lady right and this shit is sof fucking fire!!!! she said it's like a christmas tree, my god, I thought it had fentanyl in it the way it looked (KINDA POWDERY NGL) but u know me, i go buy a lil pippino and pakc me up a bowl, the store i bought the pipe from came outside and said "sir, please do not enjoy your wares at our establishment, i am sorry" so I got high staring at him from the parking lot, I went and bought a chicken like the rotisserie kind (the smoke shop right next to the grocery store)
fucking 9$ for a rotisserie chicken and a 1.50$ bottle of hot sauce, but fuck it, right, so I go hit the pipe outside (again int he parking lot with dozens of hispanics walking around me, my neighborhood is 94% Hispanic, 100% cuban) like a dozen tiems and pack it up and hit it some more, and then I get to working on the chicken, my god! I should've went to popeyes the way I only wanted 2 pieces type shit, right, so I eat a drum stick first, (at this point I shlapped da hot sauce bottle till 1/3 of it was in the lil plastic black tray the chicken come in), mmmmm dat drum stick shlapped! on god, so I go and rip me off this crispy lil wing
dip it in da sauce ofc, (I love getting lost in the sauce, unless it's sour cream, i put that on god fuck sour cream) and take 1 bite
Not feeling it. The way that wing felt in my mouth kinda tasted... like obv im the one ripping this corpse apart, so i know it all got cooked the same, that shit fucking SUCKED! right lol
so I haven't touched the other drumstick, the entire breast sof the chicken, the other wing, and the wing i did bite into, still good! most of it!
I walk up to this 200 year old rastafarian literally this nigga looked like the person they'd point to on a timeline and say "we all came out of Africa, this is your ancestor" so I tried talking to him, he didn't speak english
We hand signaled that I wanted a cigarette, he hand signaled he wanted to hit thre weed pipe, i said ok ok ok
so then I lit hte cigarette, let him hit hte weed pipe, and handed him this 5/6 chicken
as i'm walking away in perfect english
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SPICEY AS FUCK"
the end pt 2 will be how i talked myself out of a ticket by telling a black police officer "i'm a real ass nigga from the 414" -
2022-12-03 at 11:20 PM UTC in Dentist appointment
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2022-12-03 at 11:19 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬i got 2 different kinds for TWICE THE FLAVOR!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
