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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm sorry your shit gay as fuck and didn't have a response for FOUR FUCKING MONTHS till I showed up and now we got double the amount of people ITT one hour later.
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    We are not the same I am a martian
    So approach my phantom doors with caution



    PHONE HOME
    WEEZY
    PHONE HOME
    WEEZY
  3. Bradley Dogsbane


    Doctor Carter your first patient is ready to see you, he's suffering from having no flow (anotha one)
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  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    THIS IS PRESIDENT CARTER

  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    This is the Carter (Yes, it is!),
    so hold onto your teenage daughter (That's what you better do!)
    Because this is the Carter (That's what it is!),
    a lot more rich and a whole lot smarter (So ching)



    The first song on a six album houseparty.
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    i'm high as shit right now yall
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    oh i have off for the next month butno play station unfortuantely.
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    o can't forget

    bobo (which my mom now keeps in her house)
    Smush face kitty (he was a persian with a very smushed face)

    oh and grumpy kitty.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    any animal that gets visibly excited when it sees me (even when I have no food) and not others, is instantly my friend for life and will be fed & pet regularly and when it starts raining everyday I'll build him a leanto kitty house out of a garbage can and a blanket and some rocks under so bugs and water don't go up in there real bad at night.

    I love dat shit, having a kitty house outside my crib, so whenever I wanna play with a cat I just walk outside and yell whatever dumbass name I came up with:

    "lumpy kitty"
    "jumpy kitty"
    "chubby kitty"
    "bathroom kitty"
    "aryanus"
    "horny kitty"
    "clammy"
    "Shelly"
    "2face Kitty"

    Those have been some of my favorites over the years. Outdoor cats in cold climates don't live past 5-6 years unless they're able to find a barn or a heating vent.
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    Apparently around the new year no one fishes much cuz the 1 1/2 foot sharks are abundant and eat all your bait.

    What I'm wondering though, do it just taste like gristle like a shoulder joint of a chicken do? Cuz I'll eat a foot of cartilage i don't give a fuck. Also for the last thirty years I've thought it was cartliage, turn out it's cartilage which the uppity pronunciation should've told me from the get. Anyway,

    I wanna catch 1 (or a bunch if the first one doesn't taste like shit) but definitely one. Never caught a shark before, figured if I ever did i would just cut it's throat when I caught it and toss it in a white garbage bag with a frozen 2Liter bottle of water (my standard way of keeping fish fresh in 90F+ summer scorching sun. I know I don't want a big one as cartilage gets hard with age and sharks are mercury magnifiers.

    I figured I would cut it into strips and fry it in oil with breadcrumbs and salt + lemon for flavor. And if it's really bad, I met a cat outside that likes fish cuts & me so he's pretty well taken care of.
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    We should cover all liquids over 2 inches so that dumb motherfuckers & babies can't drown like the warning on the side of the bucket.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    I find it very hard to believe with the amount of self check outs available that I'm the only person not struggling because of the decision to mis scan items and engage in theft to satiate my caloric demands.
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    u ever thought about getting the J-O-B D-L-C expansion pack? Comes with insurance.
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    i liked the india far cry, kinda got a lil repetitive, haven't played the one with the cult yet.
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Ghost The jackel calls you "China" despite Warren being the only Asian in the game (and probably that country)


    wrong you can beat love into anything except children and cats
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Number13 Deepthroating the west isn't good for any country, including western ones, as has been proven with the backstabbing of the European economy by the US and particularly that of Germany.
    And with the strengthening of BRICS and OPEC+ putting the global reserve currency at risk then it's a ship with the bilges running if not yet sinking.

    There was a coup, the right to break away from a state is protected, companies are making extreme profit from the war, nuclear countries can never be stopped with conventional militaries, any and all news sources are biased.
    Prove any of those wrong and I'll bother reading your posts but until then just know that I like slobber when someone is sucking.

    I feel HELLA stupid.

    I thought BRICS stood for "Belt and Road Initiative Country States, not six countries.
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Don't you think the West is baking Ukraine because of freedom
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    Hey candy <3333
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    I made a tinder and started Facebook dating and I've matched with 4 ppl!!!
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