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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    wow i suck at this
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
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  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    But she wanted child support, had a restraining order, had him arrested for disorderly conduct-domestic violence, and wanted money. HE said why would I want this? I can't even see the kid because the restraining order says No Family, No House, No Person, No Workplace within 500 feet for 5 years.

    He said man fuck that hoe i need your help bradleyb so we came up with this plan.
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    No one can figure out how he dodged the DNA test, but it's 99.99% and they're not gonna further harass people who aren't the father. Can't order a second test, despite the child literally looking like a chubby version of him if he was a girl.
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    One time my friend made a really shitty fake ID, name said him and face said me, and asked me to go take a paternity test for his child.

    His girlfriend told everyone she thinks it's bullshit he wouldn't sign the birth certificate as the father, probably cuz she had a restraining order against him and he couldn't be within 500 feet of her. She told everyone he's the only man she's had sex with in 4 years.

    So I go to this little municipal facility kinda reminded me of jail, and they swabbed my mouth like a lot, like when I got my felonies they just shove a Q tip into your gum really hard and put it in a tube, these people made me feel like I was fellating this woman.

    So then he got a paper saying 99.99% NOT THE FATHER, he then showed this to everyone and explained how he knew this because she is a whore.
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    nvm she do have a nigger nose
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    They are stronger because they need to put in work, same with aggression.

    You take a lil black kid, the best you're likely to get out of him is a food line worker or that ugly nigga at the factory, that's after you imprison him off an on for most of his 20s.

    You take Steven, a lil white kid, and you make him into a doctor, a soldier, an inventor, under the GI Bill probably all 3.

    It's like if you were making bread and one had flour in it and one didn't, ones likely gonna be better than the other.

    To make up for the intelligence gap, they maintained features that allow them to yell "YAAAA TRICK YAAA" and hurt one another with ease.

    White people have had weapons for so long that it isn't necessary for me to fight like a gorilla in order to kill others.

    Then someone told the blacks about boomsticks and their culture has never been the same, same thing with firewater and food stamps.

    Candy has a nice nose that isn't greatly african (IMO)
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    I have a bigger fear of drowning than I do being shot.
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn't know know a quick and painless death with no chance for introspection existed. I wouldn't want it though because I have a fear of deep water.

    Same. I'm unafraid of fast rivers, lakes, etc, but when I can't see land and i can't see the bottom and the depth/fish finder (commercial fishing a couple times, I don't remember what it's called, charter boat? I Think) and it says something like 300+, I get really uncomfortable. Sometimes I ask if I can sit on a lifejacket "cuz my ass hurts" but really it's because I'm pussy once I realize there's a football field worth of distance between where I am now in a boat, the bottom of the sea, and miles to get to land.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    some of them have very slender noses in fact, I know one guy who has to do a line in two hits
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    yeah paul wozny is a piece of shit pedophile
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  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Would you give me eyebrow advice if I upload a picture I want my life to improve and my eyebrows to be on fleek.
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung Telling Tall Tales Again, Bradley? 👍

    no I have friends with normal jobs in wisconsin, not a lot of them, but they have parents with even better jobs. A lot of people enjoy july 4th and will go all out (1000$ isn't a lot if you make 1000$+ at your own landscaping company) and you invite everyone for a BBQ with beer and brots and hamburgers, bring everybody, and then at the end of it everyone thanks the old man and reaffirms he's the greatest.

    I don't see how this is hard to believe bro.
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    my favorite part of july 4th was telling other kids to blow on sparklers when they were done and watching them put a fatass white line/scar on their upper lip. It used to happen to me regularly. My mom was poor but always got me sparklers and took me to the fireworks with a blanket and we'd sit there, she'd drink, I'd run around high off Kool Aid from the jug holding 3000 degree metal wires and laughing, I got scars on my hands to this day from holding the stick too high while running around or falling and my hand going up the stick lol

    i love to buy bottle rockets by the gross (3$ for 144, back then I Think it was 2$) and the opportunity window to acquire these explosives is very very small, so I get like 20 of them, then later in the year I just shoot them off randomly, especially at the windows and houses of people I don't like.

    They used to make me use a beer bottle or a beer can but now I just hold the bottom of the rocket stick, sometimes I cut them in half so they really have no stability and walk around with a couple in my pocket looking for good opportunities.
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    like damn you really spend a grand on this shit, but he's got all these cool toys like a 300 million dollar grill, and this electrical thing (He never really showed me how it works but it's kinda common sense) where you just put these little alliGAYtor clips on the end of wicks and then you have this timer thing where you can fire them off at will or as part of a show, it's also safer when you firing the big boys.
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    I seen firework shows privately held where my boy's dad (or some relation like that) goes "all out" at the firework store that offers 2 for 1 and buys 700-1000$

    My favorite part is where he doesn't fire all of them off and my friends and I would rip the sticks off and tape them to shit
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Folks I don't like firecrackers, or fountains, or pedophiles

    I kinda like sparklers cuz I'm a huge faggot and always wanted to write my name with them and then have like AD burned into my vision when I finish.

    But my absolute favorite firework is the bottle rocket. I've boughten the ones where it's like 14$ for 3 of them and seen the ones where it's like 60 for 5 fatass rockets but that's not really affordable for me.

    YOu can pay like 3-4$ for 144 rockets and fire them bitches all day, yeah they don't go through windows or really hurt people, but they do cause a lot of burns and bruises.

    Now you get another man equally retarded and use two garbage can lids as shields, stand some distance apart and see who can hit who, drinking is recommended and having your other friends stand within shooting distance is a nice plus cuz every now and then you can "accidentally" fire one into the group of people watching you get hurt.

    With children we make them wear glasses or swimming goggles, with men we don't use shields, just kinda do a shimmy jump and hold our hands up.
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    I started seeing fireworks at the stores, but I don't ever see any bottle rockets or fatass rockets.
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
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