2024-05-05 at 12:21 AM UTC
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Fona does Gatlinburg
How's your vacation going fona
I thought you were gonna be my mentor.
Take a better one. We love seeing tits here, even our gay users like Ghost/Meikai and I love it.
I also like honey whiskey, totally forgot about that.
I would have sex with any NiS members with more than 100 posts and under the age of 50. Over 18 obviously but I dont' think we have many children on our forum.
I watch a lot of cable news in the background about 10 hours of it a day. Lately they have this commercial to donate to jedi people who don't have any food for the Passover, crying gabout being Holocaust survivors and how Christians have a duty to give them money.
That shit pisses me off because I hate jedi people and I hate beggers. I really hate the richest minority population buying ad space so every 15 minutes they can say "We don't have money in our kibitz for dinner. My fridgerator is empty
NO BULLSHIT THEY HAVE A FRIDGE BUT NO FOOD LOL
Please give today! Maria survived the Holocaust just to have this happen to her."
and they run this 60 second ad I would say 3 times an hour so I have to hear it like 30 times some days and
I hate jedis and I hate beggars. I really hate jedi beggars. You don't go no unleavened bread? Sell the gold star of David the bitch is wearing as she shows her empty fridge, sell the fucking fridge, stop paying electric
Shit pisses me off I wish every jedi person starved to death.
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
that's awesome. Wariat made you'd have more success if you found girls that weren't into drugs and drinking? Like more stable and more focused on school, sports, art, stuff like that.
Not doing lines of mephedrone at clubs while they do shots of hard liquor. maybe you're not finding the right kind of child to be interested in you.
2024-05-04 at 7:31 PM UTC
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Weird fact about me.
wariat be like "I'm a dog lover." and boy does he mean it.
I remember when u had that horny teen girl at your apartment and u hid int he bathroom jacking off cuz you were so nervous until she left.
I used to take Ambien and drink and go on tindr dates and not remember getting laid.
One time I had a boyfriend for three weeks but everyday we'd hang out I'd take Ambien and get drunk so I had no real memory of him crying his eyes out and me holding him, telling him I love him, agreeing to be his boyfriend.
One day he messages me a bunch and he was like "WHERE ARE YOU?" and I was busy and I was like woah bro what the fuck is wrong with you, what do you mean where am I? I'm doing shit nigga and he's like "I need you!!!" and I didn't really understand why he was so attached to me until he explained that I held him while he cried and all this shit a bunch and like he thought we were together and I was just fucked up going along with it to get my dick sucked a bunch
o look its that crazy dog lady
nigga said spirit of citrus LOL bruh u drinking a yella
also don't say shots bro, it makes u seem like ur some fu fu ass faggot bartender whose gonna pull out the little stainless steel shot glass to do this right. Here in our family we use "parts" which is supposed to be a ratio but not really
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
4 parts OJ
4 pages lemonade
some lime if you got it
that's how you make a yella
I would call that "Yella" not some SPirit of Sunshine shit, but u do u, i'm the gangster ur the homo
Son if I was 19 again I would do the same shit I did at 19, get pineapple soda and cheap German vodka, go find a chubby Mexican girl a couple years younger than you, worm your way into her family and love them with your whole heart while you get drunk and fuck the shit out of that little girl until she gets sick of you being a gangster homosexual Nazi alcoholic (took her 7 years to get tired of me), do this!!!
Make sure she's not so fat your friends make fun of you, but fat enough that her ass is big enough that when she sits on your face you can't see around it, teach her if she's tired of you fucking her after 35 minutes she can sit on your face while she sucks you off! Teach her about Hitler! Get drunk and watch Hitler documentaries at full volume while you play MMORPGs!
