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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by STER0S can i have that picture of you corn-holing §m£ÂgØL

    It was lost unfortunately during my first prison bid.

    @alrda, cuz it feeels good man

    @mmQs we now have upgraded to hot pepper flakes and a large, drieed up sharpie you that comes pre shit smelling at no additional price
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Quitting drinking isn't going well for mee. I'm probably gonna need another prison bid or rehab or some shit. I don't want to burden my 1 equally drunk family member and I have like 6 close friends and all of them would tell me not to drink the beer i just walked half a mile to get. I don't know how to work Tinychat and Rabbitweed permakicked me out of Discord when for the fifth time in two hours he was asking how to find local black men he can suck the dicks of without getting beat up at the local park again

    So I'm bored, IDK how to work chatrooms or make one or not get banned from one, Hollar Panthrax my Niggere~!~!~, I would like some company and feeel kinda shitty.

    We can talk about : my homosexuality, my narcissistic character traights, why I still think I am going to be successful onee day, you I gueess if you want to, I'm willing to tell stories and idk maybe jerk off or somethin when you gete to telling a long story, and I'll talk a bout bad ideas and my pirate gang I started locally.


    I also have a ps4 and assasin's creeed valhalla becausee I am still very very gay for Odin

    Holler at your boy.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    i dont sell illegal stuff
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost also she picked me out of the line and i was standing in the fucking middle.

    shit like that is why I don't want to be alive.

    what do you look like IRL
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    i remeember when §m£ÂgØL mailed me a picture of me having sex with him and 4$. I showed my girlfriend at the time the photo but did not tell her about the 4 dollars, she was not impressed. I told her all mexicans love me.

    Did kipohippo/§m£ÂgØL become a fat tranny yet? THat's gonna happen, I studied ChrisChan
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    That was a cock ring and parmasan nigger
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fox Are you Bradley B? I thought u left forever dawg
    Nah bro, I just had to be successful fo ra little bit, now that I"m failing and fucked im back
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bueno just chug some of this:
    https://www.amazon.com/Hawaiian-Ormus-Monoatomic-Gold-Decalcification/dp/B07QMXLPNL


    Will it really make my penis gland bigger? WHat about harder?
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm drinking again everybody. I feel like shit. I look like shit. I howeever don't have to take a shit, I"m not drinking today so I feel extra shitty. BUt I am smoking some CBD weed and masturbating a coupple times and gonna go watch shit on TV. On a happier note, I ate some mushrooms yesterday and played cribbage with my mom and got my mom's dog a little squeeky hamburger which I call the Happy Happy Hamburger.

    I wish I had better weeed but all my niggas live broke as fuck.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    What were the adverse effects

    i dont have a heart
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I got so much shit I wanna seell yall, potions, piss, dirty panties, fishing supplies autographed cock shots of your boy, tons of shit.

    I fucked this fat mexican girl and shee said she's never seen a gringo move so much chorizo. Kinda worried if one of them gets pregnant I'll have to stop being gay for awhile. I have a broken e keey and a new keyboard I like the cum n crumb crusted one I've had since the trading pit days

    Big shout out to Lanny for reintroducing the Trading Pit.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    That's also my number if you ever wanna send dick pics or w/e
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice You should go back to selling drugs

    I sell fishing stuff now. Wanna try out this rod?

    @Robert Mugabe,
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm from the Mil wheere them bodies drop
    And aint nobody finna call the cops
    Fiends call anothr dealer for another rock
    Rental cars get turned into mobile spots

    They like BradleyB didn't you just start rappin
    Yeah I know but im gonna take these niggers spots
    Fuckin on this nigga' main bitch and he prolly love her
    but to me shee just another thought
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    GTA3 was my favorite

    I liked vice city alot
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Sometimes I watch porn from the 90s. It's not as good as it was, because it's the same thing but the world has evolved and you are the homo erectus being bludgeoned by a nordic god of your choosing.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    does he have any xbox360s
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Joe Biden and his crime family are stealing all the apric0ts
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    if you get a job at the grocery store you get 10% off, so basically you could buy 1 item and shove 50-55 in your coworkers back pack. ask them for a ride to your mom's (I write this assuming you are living with a biological parent you won't seperate from the nipple of, & she doesn't let you use "the family" car), while theey're driving say you left something in their bag (????), if you work 2nd or 3rd shift it will be too dark for them to see what you are grabbing out of the bag, if you work 1st shift you must give them 1/50-55th of total merchandise stolen, this is referred to as "Shrinkage" in your business. And if you ever ever ever get caught, explain the oldest male employee there was molesting you and paying you in goods from the store that he paid for with his 10% off coupon and stuffing into other employees backpacks and using them as mules, PROFIT
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