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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    i only have tortilla chips, that's a meexican chip cuz i know u dnt have mexicos in crisp land

    Thy're like pakis except more humanlike
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse pm me your number and ill call or text you…i did a year and got clean and stayed clean now im getting married working making 30 an hr

    Did they legalize gay marriage in your state bro? I sent you a message already so we could meet up othere places on the internet.

    How do you feel clean for years? Post a picture of your sexy gf/bf please.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're welcome.

    I really do appreciate it I can't stand for longer than 20 minutes and I have to typee in diffrent ways when my hands hurt, it's a bunch of bullshit and everyone thinks I beat the system and of course I let them because it's beteter for me than to loudly declare myVICTORY OVER AUTISM and arthritis when tbh i still need the money cuz I honestly cant work
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Having been recenetly cubed, I stop to taste cube, "Semen, again dad?" and ready my stocing stuffer peneis as I begin to stalk Jiggabo Johnson, my big ol nigger dad, into my grandmother nigger's room
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    also i haveen't seen hiki yet, is she a thing still
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i live on my own with a cat lady I met in high school. I don't live with my mom and she says I never can again and I agree with her tbh. IT would be a major step backward.

    I know that's unbelievablee to you, but I get SSI so i have the capacity to pay for housing.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    4, to me it' sa tool. it's also my roommates, mising the little spinning plate thing, but if you kinda balance a bowl real nicely on there, it'l lclick it everytime it spins, which is about 20 seconds /3 so a click every 6.66 seconds like satan wanted. I think the cat licks it sometimes, or amybe she's licking off the grubby grease from hungry humans who contaminate it as thy cook

    I'd like eto change my answer to a 3.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    who the fuck is that
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oooh bradley.. you are the living end

    What does that mean bro? I"m trying hard to make up to my mom being a shitty son by not doing more bad shit.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I get up and take great action and everyone is happy I'm getting involved and participating
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bugz Wow. your life sounds shittier than mine right now.

    Call a limo company. I think it's 50 an hour. and you get like 100 miles free before they charge you like 1 dollar a mile.


    so you just sit back, bring champaign and tell that driver to keep his eyes on the road while you rock your nuts off in the back with your ol lady. they have a cleaning fee too. so bring a towel

    they said theey want a deposit, i said i don't know if i want to creampie a stranger, they said no like a credit card so I had to go cuz I didn't havee one
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse lol bradleyb wassup

    dog whatssup bro I miss u. I hope your off heroin, im back to drinking but not today and im doing super goood. Same problems except now im a fisherman and have bnosai trees and stuff. IT's pretty cool. hows the family
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Probably just working. Some holidays i spend with people some I don't. Holidays are kind of a fraud to be honest unless you make them yourself

    Like my boss doesn't believe in god and is a literal jedi but still puts up an xmas tree and celebrates xmas.. go figure

    My mom is very similar. I planned on stealing heer a christmas tree from th forest one of these crisp winter mornings.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    so the fedex ppl told my roommate that i signed for her ps4 and it was delivred and she got a text. I went outside and it was sitting irght there.

    I toold her the following:

    "The delivery guy probably just put a chck mark where the signature goes and kept it movin
    You sent Today at 12:14 PM
    wow now that that's over I don't know what to do with myself or the rest of my day
    You sent Today at 12:15 PM
    I was determineed in my heart and soul not to fuck that up for you so I decided not to drink and risk fucking it up for our house"

    Kinda proud of myself, Ia lso got all my bonsai trees under a lil grow light in my closet cuz they were getting badly affected by the heater bar thing under my window where they were living since septembr. watered them lil bitches and now fuck man I Really don't know, I thikn Imma smoke some weed and do a water hange on my fish tank cuz it's all grey and shit cuz id idn't wait to do a nitrogen cycle I just knew that god was gonna protect them fish and i've done two water chagnes, yestrday while working the siphon, I got some into my mouth and vomited into the water discharge bucket.

    Mostly beer and vegetables (Two staples of BradleyB in the wild)

    Went foraging today in the kitchen and found some nasty ass suckers where the plastic part has like bonded to the sucker. I ate four of them (3 blue and 1 light blue which was terrible, blue is my favorite sucker color, I just chew them tho cuz I'm retarded) and thy were aight.

    Still no game selected to play on the computer, but I figure that's OK, I'd rather be pointlessly shuffling around my worldly possessions and going on niggeresinspace

    Fish tank. Then I"mma spit game at the whore with 3 kids who has been sliding in my DMs aftr she found out I'm good at custody papeerwork/child support ammendments. Shee has 4 baby daddies and 3 kids, so I'm pretty sure i'm just gonna fuck heer in the ass. I told my religious friend that and he taught me about how bulldog babies can be made, I said that's crazy so now imma hav to go pussy to ass to mouth and not deviate from my cummy cum plan

    If I get this bitch pregnant and don't havee custodoy do I get more SSI? What if I end up with the kid, can my mom get extra SSI?

    If so i may very well deviate from the missioon control plan once we hit space. Houston over and out
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    dude i was just watching gay porn and this I swear is what i woould've preferred to fap to except im not a total fag
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    ok fag im coming back for more gay shit
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    fuckin gay is what this is
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    How do I join in and ask him stuff
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    So what's happening he doesn't seeem very upset
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bugz backpack can't fit 27,500 batteries. they're all under a metal plate in the chassy at the bottom of the car and built into the rear seat as well.



    you know, when you take a girl out, it's just cheaper to A: uber. B: Rent a Zip around or whatever they have in Wi.

    I've been in one lyft so far. They're not vfery popular outside of milwaukee, but lyft and uebr still operat, just not third shift during the weekends often. I don't personally pay for rides prefeering to walk almost everywhere, I had a bicycle but predictably it was stolen by a nigger.
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