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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Yea this shit my favorite, I love that fuckin draco they only have one of.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra


    that shit is hardtarded

    This prolly my favorite song right after Ambitionz as a Ridah & Ballad of a Dead Soulja
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung u ok pal?

    better than you, prolly. Go take a dick pick with a ruler and send it to me.

    YOu're name is Well Hung on a forum full of desperate addicts bro.

    I make porn under BradleyB Broductions.

    You're a mockery.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    go fuck yourself

    free my niggas from jail
    if not we gonna escape
    traffickin through the mail
    Make sure my shit come, the double take

    Slidin everyday,
    We come from catchin these plays
    I'm the shooter but i'm waitin
    your mom rolls up and we finna spray.

    if you ever saw me run,
    just know the police was behind me
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCsaY77hfI[/youtube]
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    How i do this dumbass embedded video shit
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCsaY77hfI
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    he try to run off
    I drop that draco where he spine at
    7.62 I got that name cuz i find it
    This block about to be where you die at.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

    I had a cat when I moved in here, her name was Betty and when my roommate said "this is betty" I went BAMALAM WOAH Black Kitty!~!~!~ my roommate didn't get it

    That was in August, that cat got got.

    I fuckin hate that band kansad tho, they next in line, gonna turn that shit off.

    I've liked this since i was in juvenile custody and I would hear it perioidcally on the radio. I guess it really just vibed with me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

    I can't wait to turn off this white people shit and put on 7.62 God to be honest.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i identify as the broken ford we can't get out
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    hey everyone didn't know D(X)m was bundy.

    Here we call it tussin or syrup.

    I drink you know not a lot of it, but I do sit and sip here and there.

    Drink about 1 bottle a month. And by 1 bottle a month, I dirnk 12 bottles in one week, once a year.


    Drank two so far this year, both turned out to be memorable moments. Might drink one soon. IDK, stay tuned.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    They asked me if I wanna press charges and my attorney told them, yes. They're charging him with battery and I hope I get paid from this
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.

    So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places

    i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.

    ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.

    So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.

    I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"

    We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.

    We're callin the cops.

    We're lockin shit down.

    We're shuttin shit up.

    He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.

    Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.

    So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.

    *half way through*

    "Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."

    Then I drove to target.

    God Bless my dead.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    That plane bot to land, I meet at the hangar
    You wanted more rap sonsg, this no banger
    Your bitch wanna date, two bills, I bang her
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    never heard of bundy, interested cuz it's new and I'm a drug addict.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    ITT: OP laments the passing of time and now that he's over 18 no one legally has to interact with him
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't believe this is at 13,000 posts in 45 days
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Did a bump, put my 20$ away, he said "Did you grab that 20?" "Yeah that's how I keep it."

    It was his fuckin 20 and he just let it go like that. I thought itw as my 20, but then I had an extra 20 at the end of the day.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I dont know who Laverne and Sherri is tbh

    Were those the fags at the bar with the guy who said heyyyyy all the time?

    I don't watch current TV much less old people TV I thinkt hat laverne and sherry think is from TV and the Fonzee or whatever is from Happy Nights or some shit.

    It's all really lame to me.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    update: I play new leaf on the 3ds and love it
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