I took the computer in a mirror.
How's everybody doing?
Update time:
I've been back for 32 days. Still haven't had a drink. Had some good sex. Thought about smoking crack but didn't.
All in all it's been good. I don't have a sponsor and don't go to enough AA meetings but that's not stopping me. Thanks!
Proots and I play Runescape on a daily basis.
the polish pizza i made was:
flat bread, ham slice, cheese, ketchup and onions
flat bread swiss cheese, ketchup and mushrooms
then you bake it with an underlying griddle of butter till it goldens like my cock when your mom pisses on it
2016-11-14 at 3:03 PM UTC
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best breakfast
I've kissed women after giving me head and would not think I would enjoy eating semen.
Also, fuck the fridge. The best part is that the load is warmer than your mouth.
I can cook Halal stuff, I was cool with some Lords in the joint. I don't really specifically buy Halal meat but I don't eat much pork or carrion. So that's not a problem.
Missed you noNarky.
@the lil mommy comment, I am a good wifey.
So what times work for everyone, and specifically where is that gay sailor tortilla when we need him
Due to popular demand, mostly just by Tortilla, I will be bringing back the cooking show that put Zoklet on the culinary map of foodies everywhere.
You may remember me from such excellent dishes as:
-Breaded Oysters and some other canned sea food I found in my mom's cupboard
-A prison hook up I got way too drunk and kinda half fucked up and made too liquidy
-Me chugging malt liquor and yelling at the birds outside her window that piss me off
-The day my friend showed up and I just got really high and fucked up the hard boiled eggs
-The perfect grilled cheese
-Ham and cheese roll ups
-Tacos on a budget (Spam and cheeze whiz)
-Really making Banquet Meals 10/10 with fixins
-Fucked up opinions about the world that I yell over the other commentators.
-Some fucked up Polish Pizza thing
I'm thinking we're going to start with breakfast items and then move onto other culinary delights.
What time works best for everyone? I'm unemployed and live at my mom's house so any time during the day (When she's at work) works great for me.
Thanks!
Please post if you'd be interested in watching. It will be held in Tinychat.
I got sick of my Mom's boyfriend giving me life advice about drinking and smoking cigarettes and shit when I was 14. My mom didn't give a fuck. I told him I don't give a fuck. He said he was calling the cops and went to exit the basement, so I ran passed him grabbed him and pulled him back onto his ass and he rolled down the stairs and I fled. Never said shit to my drunk little ass again after that. My mom told me years later that when he complained after I did that she just told him, "Maybe you should just stop fucking with him, he's a smart kid but he gets mean."
I'd be pissed if I wrote this whole thing and no one replied, does this have any actual use other than feeling the vibrating electrical fields?
Age: I outdrink all.
Sex: I'll find you some.
Ethnicity: Superior
Work History: I cook American, Mexican, Italian and a little chinese food. I don't steal. I see nothing illegal. I've never signed a police statement.
Why I am Interested: Something to do. Would like to get to know you better. Seem mildly wealthy.
Why you should hire me: I can do everything the mexican above me can, but better, cleaner, and without bottoming.
Wow this is the exact opposite of me OP.
I have worn less condoms (total) than I have had sex partners.
And no I don't have AIDS I got checked last month when they did my blood factoring.
4 Generations = the last six months
2015-12-22 at 6:23 PM UTC
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Lol unban me from tc someone
Dude when i'm sitting in TC by myself, clearly irritated and you come in and say,
"Hey BradleyB wanna hear me play on my guitar?"
"Not really, Rosh."
*Loud ass guitar rift*
2015-12-22 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Lol unban me from tc someone
Dude when i'm sitting in TC by myself, clearly irritated and you come in and say,
"Hey b
what you drinkin on lately actor
2015-12-22 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Community Secret Santa 2015!
With only 3 Domestic and 1 International participator this doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Sorry everyone. Stop hacking our forums to hell and pushing membership down and we might actually be able to do events.
Wow Kipo. I didn't think you could get much more pathetic, but here you go having done it.
As one of the few majickal students of this site, if you're not completely sure, having never seen anyone do it, do not do it, it will come back three fold ON YOU!
