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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley no, it's a 20 inch straw not a piece of antenna shoved with chore.

    Sorry if that's hard to relate too

    When i had to teach gallom how to do dabs
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    all my bitches big fat and all my niggas look like some freed slaves with theesee chains

    (ty joe biden)
  3. Bradley Florida Man


    im weieghin everybody up we all eatin in this bitch

    jumppy kitty lovin gettin picked up

    hates being called lumpy kitty

    cuz she CHOONKY nigga
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    wrong pic but u gete thee hang of it
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    o forgot i have 2 leopard geckos who i love very much His name is Bradley and the the caramel colored person is Pochahantas, his wife, he loves making eggs with (60$ unhatched, 90-200 based on morph). they love crickeets, dubai roaches, guppies (alive in the water bowl), each other, and white nationalism. They are not religious but have repeatedly assured me i am going to hell (if there is a god).

  6. Bradley Florida Man
    all out of my one bedroom apartment and i still have room to do yoga in and have gangbangs when all my regular friends from the block leave
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you still a snake farmer.. you remind me of my friend teej.. hahaha

    Yese that's what all those racks are in the back of thee studio

    4 ball pythons (2 are my pastel line, 2 are my blue eyed luecistic), 1 retic, quail farm (Raise to use as feed, from eggs i get from sons of farmers i do gay stuff with), then I have 3 redtails, squaretail morph, pale xanxethetic morph and then blood morph, i also have 9 bonsai trees, and breed four lines of guppies and 13 types of underwater aquarium plants, i also have a red chery shrimp farm that makes sos o money, i keep dubai roaches in one masive colony and then a smaller baby colony, then i have a tank of angelfish, and then my glofish tank.

    I'm like Joe Exotics except with less speed, by myself, and not as friendly.
  8. Bradley Florida Man


    eaisest the proudest ive ever bene of my country god blsss u joe biden when th e next one coomin nigga
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    so i'm kinda trippin hard from just 2 hits but anyway, before i go work out, i was watchin creampie videos bro, and i was wearing my nice suit and im thinkin should i go on grindr and im like no not off my new phone, so i try to pull it up like grindr.web.com or w/e, fuckin down for maintence, i'm trying get maintenced tf, tf, my mom says she has to work tomorow (Soon she won't have to) and asked if we can go phone shopping (For a new burner) tomorrow. So i was like fuck, watchin these creampie videos right and i just busted like a volcano my nigga, i got it all over my slacks and like it's not a lil bit im a big cummer when im like this. and now i kinda wanna jerk off, again already. but instead I'mma try to get 30 Pull Ups, 90 push ups, and a mile in 10 minutes, total, then i can jerk off in the shower while i drink meal replacemeent shakes and do dabs

    Be back soon fags. :)
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyB successful alcoholic merchant with promising rap career, no children, 8 inch penis, experience knife fighting, experience in fighting, possible affiliation with groups for the betterment of society, White, male, smart, I'm 27. Strong Germanic Features. LGBTQ+ Friendly.



    Scrontum, Ghost, Other Names???, unsuccessful polydrug addict with no career or fall back, average size penis, limited fighting experience (mostly losing, and getting over it), White, male, smart, I think he's 25. Strong Ratlike facial features (If you were a girl you'd wanna date him), LGBTQ+ UNFRIENDLY.



    Both 420 friendly.

    We might be related.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfF_0tyxthM

    Don't u wanna see me in the remake?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie Why don't you write some dope ass bars?

    I"m from the mil where them bodies drop
    and aint nobody finna call the cops
    fiennds call another dealer for another rock
    these rental cars get turned inda mobile spots

    they like bradleyb didn't you just start rappin ya i know
    but im finna take these niggas spots, fuckin on they main bitch and he prolly love her

    but to me she just another thot
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    i forgot how good 2 hits of acid can shlap a motherfucker on a rainy thursday morning.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I do. I don't like the sound of my voice and greatly dislike rappers using autotune. So i record, write syllables below words and show others how to do this to develop rhyming patterns that flow without needing to be hurried or dragged in presentation.

    My people bring me nice shit and owe me money because a) Despite being an alcoholic I am more responsible than them b) I live in my house and don't go out except to exercise and buy food. Everyone comes to me, from my mom, to the people who donate money to me, to the people who bring me supplies, they all love to post up and talk nigga.

    That's why they drop off shit too, i got two snake collections, 15 tanks, now a microphone, four labtops i own, 2 i'm fixing , i lost a phone last week, left a note the next day and i aint lookin back, that bitch is a locked 40$ brick nigga.

    I'm a gangster, not a musical ass nigger.

    Might give it a shot tho.

    I also write for my friends and let them "use the ideas" the same way I write papers for the ones in college that they "use for ideas," my nigga.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie Make friends for life get out on bond, G.

    i went in a lil shit drug dealing punk and I came out the son of my shot caller.

    Odin saw me through it as my adoptive father is also an orthodox Odinst.

    Fucked me up for life bro. I can't ever pull out this bitch.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i think krroz is coool and yeah i don't talk to people in prison, they know everything except how not to live in prison
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I'mma be the first white soundcloud rapper not coming outta his mom's basement.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I"m so happy i'm not drunk today.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie Sunk back in the driver's seat
    A blunt between my lips
    I'm ridin with a bitch
    That's high as me
    She ducking out
    She tryna sleep
    I'm ducking out i'm tryna see
    But all i see are 4 horsemen coming close
    I think i'm about to die, we'll see.



    My plug brought this over said "Can I record music here?" I said "Fuck no." he said "Ok, well I'mma leave this hereif you wanna pretend to be Dr. Dre" and I said "are you gonna be eazy e cuz u both have aids?" He brought it over nigga. :)
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    hell ya bro biden said CZ is worth more than diamonds in market futures.

    Im noot gonna buy purple diamonds for the bundy, get real
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    also i drank 2 bang energy drinks, a five hour energy, 1 hit of acid, and some green tea, we out chea and i took my arthrits meds

    we double outchea,

    and im goin phone shopping

    and fuck niggas i still din't get my biden bucks!
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