2021-12-18 at 11:51 PM UTC
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Does it weird you out that..
A fat sixty four year old convicted pedophile bitching no one including his three abused children sends him mail.
I have a fairly large penis and my dream is to find a 4'8 to 5'2 Asian lady, preferably hmong.
Let's be real I'm not A+/10 material like the Japanese or even the Cantonese. I'm mainland garbage tier.
I also love white rice, brown rice, and salt.
My understanding is that's 99% of their diet.
I also fish, fillet my own fish, am semi successful and practice a weird ass religion.
Plus I really get off plugging brown pussies with fat white meat. I even like to tell women "I'm really not that hung" then pretend to be flabbergasted when they say it's big as fuck and I'm not even hard.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bag"!
No. Fona is fucking UGLY UGLY
When someone called jigaboo Johnson "jiggle dick" I lold
But due to download speeds and financial restrictions we can only bring back one. Who would you bring back?
Mark311t
Kipohippo/§m£ÂgØL
Bill Krozby
Viper
Paul Wozny (might be a weight issue)
Discuss
Wow you're a really good looking chap. I always imagined you being ugly as shit
No. He stepped to me and I am took everything
I really just wished I listenedd to My Step Daddy and my good momma's advice.
I said I was very sorry because I said i got extra for the weight, but dude had an opinion (god bless him), when I showed up with the same 28.
I thought it would be cool but when I grabbed back the O, dude wanted to waive a gun. I said sir im very sorry, and now he agrees he made a mistake, as he let me get close to him. I said sir I'm very sorry
Then I fell away from there.
This was entirely ficticouis and never occured.
O and I'm very sorry.
I have an IQ of about 135 to 148 based on three tests I've taken. I previously years back would sell weed and pipes and what not and I guaranteed three condoms to anyone with a presumed IQ below 105.
I have nothing going on from when I wake up at noon to when I try to lay down at 1am. I moved back to my mom's house, put in all my job applications and I got nothing going
2021-12-16 at 3:59 AM UTC
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I'm miserable again
Then I got my boy to bring almost everything into my storage unit. Who wanna play age of mythologies my niggers
2021-12-16 at 3:55 AM UTC
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I'm miserable again
Started drinking on Friday, got into a fight with my ex girlfriend cuz I wanted to pay the crackman the 70 we owed him and 50 more but she didn't want to go get me another half gram when I got more beer.
You know me
I proceeded to drink the last Budweiser. Wouldn't you?
Next thing I know she's getting the cops involved saying I threatened her and her daughter. So I waited outside (with the Budweiser), when the cops showed up she started screaming. I got this cat named horny Kitty, he's a about three years old but doubled in weight since I met him outside the liquor store and made him mine
So horny Kitty and I are just hanging out in my boss chair and the cops roll up
A NIGER and a white so I start jiving with the NIGER and he let me go inside to light my cigarette, so I packed up all my shit.
My ex girlfriend and I had her prison bid looked forward to but you know me I got them pigs to load up everything to my boys car
I spent 4 days outside, so on day 2 I cut everything pine 🎍 related down and weaved a blanket my niggars. Night three some nuggar was in it and I said niggas
2021-12-07 at 7:39 PM UTC
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Beans for breakfast
i like busch baked beans wi+h +he brown sugarand maple smoke
`/es +his is m`/ favori+e game, i ppla`/ a lo+
