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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I've used okcupid and I met one really fat girl who tried to have sex with me and I wasn't going for it, then when I got out of the psych prison I met this girl named Angelica she was really homely looking. I was gonna meet her at this hipster bar called the Art Bar and when I drove the 30 minutes to meet her there it was closed so we went back to her house and I fucked her in this nice ass attic apartment

    We dated for awhile and she was very smart like education wise and noticed the gap in my stories of a couple years so I said ya I'm a former psychiatric inmate and she was like oh wow how long were u out before we met

    About 120 hours. Lol my mom took the photos I used for the dating profile the Tuesday I was released by Saturday I was balls deep with a girlfriend.

    On Grindr I have met about 30 or 40 dudes for sex.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I speak khmai
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Southwest will fly you from say Las Vegas to Tampa for $153 one way.

    https://www.southwest.com/air/low-fare-calendar/select-dates.html?adultPassengersCount=1¤cyCode=USD&departureDate=2022-01-01&destinationAirportCode=TPA&originationAirportCode=LAS&passengerType=ADULT&returnAirportCode=&returnDate=&tripType=oneway


    For the same one way trip Greyhound will charge you $265 and it will take you 2 to 3 days vs 4.5 hours.


    https://www.greyhound.com/en/ecommerce/schedule

    what about from milwuakee?
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    THey won't give me anything stronger than hydorxoline and that's cool and everything but i liek the way ambien makes me feel better even at 30mg dosesm i just feel chill and happy and that's weird for me cuz i'm kinda sick right now and hung over adn craving a beer but dont want one just comes in waves
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    PIc? Also shoudl've called it a woody cock.

    I'm not sure what you're describing though I do agree it does sound nasty af
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I was incarcerated and they had this thing where they would do Hot Meals & Pizza Meals 3 times a week. like a burger & Fries and they always tried to make it interesting so it'd be like a bacon cheese burger one week, mushroom & swiss another week, well they would do pizzas on sundays and for 7$ they would take a regular 2.40$ pizza and hook it up on some good shit

    my favorite was the mexican pizza which had refried beans, jalepeneos, lettuce, cheese & salsa on it. It was aight
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Does your job know you are going to jail for 5 weeks?

    No and the jail is 4 hours away so no hope for huber.

    Talked to my new lawyer today (I fired my previous one) and he stated if it's sentencing i have to be there, but if it's a status i don't, so i'm not telling my new employer shit about this till i have been working there awhile (even if it's only 7-10 days). they do have another gas station by teh same company that's in the city where i'll be doing time, i am hoping they will do a temporary transfer if i can show i'm semi competent.

    alternatively, i can delay the date by making it a status and trying to get another court date next month but i was really hoping to do all of this time in winter when i don't fish and my body hurts and it's wasted time anyway

    nice thing will be no probation or anything when i get out

    I really want to figure out a way to get to Florida and I'm half tempted to just take a greyhound bus there, go to a hospital and yell "imma kill myself" be like 30-90 days in a treatment facility and then they'll get me a place to live whhich should be pretty easy cuz i'm on ssdi and willing to work

    my whole life is fucked tbh bro this is just the crux of it, anyway, so no i haven't told them about me going to jail, but it's a miniscule amount of time, i also have no idea how i will continue my employment there, as I am prety much homeless in my hometown when i get released and am debating just living in a tent/shanty I build until I can save up 2,000$

    alternatively this friend of mine wants me to come move halfway up north in order to live with his 60 year old disabled gay guy and him and basically just mooch off him until we save up enough money to move away

    but it comes with the caveat that my friend isa homosexual 35 year old tweaker that gave me chlamidiya in 2018.

    Decisions decisions.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    op u ever try smoking weed and doing air duster?

    If ur really poor u can do the whip cream at the grocery store for free and just tell them you were tasting it nigger
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    gorilla glue
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    The kindness that these people showed me and the mexican lady of yester month as well as the kindness of people in my life has really kinda IDK i wanna turn over a new leaf. THe hmong lady wants nothing to do with me cuz im a criminal and told her i have to go to jail for a little bit in two weeks, but her uncle is still my friend and i got laid so that's cool.

    that being said, i really wanna be kinder to others, start studying my buddhist texts and not engage in the consumption of alcohol

    IDK If I'll pull it off folx but I'm gonna give it another shot to sober up for two weeks & then do my 5 weeks in jail. Then IDK I really wanna figure out a way to move to Florida but I start my job tomorrow and am kinda excited.

    I know you fags will make fun of me but 16.50 is quite a bit of money to start off working at a gas station making bakery items, part time 28-30 hours a week.

    I'm tryin folks
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Covid-20 or some pandemic shit will be the nextconflict

    i really like who posted about ethiopia pinching the nile, that was a really good post.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    why was your brother murdered in el paso? I"m sorry about your loss QMR
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    u look like a turkey from the poultry farm 10 years ago fat ass gizzard neck.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    u look like a turkey from the poultry farm 10 years ago fat ass gizzard neck
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    dragonb all fucking gay who the fuck watches a bunch of aryan orange pants fucking faggots wrestling each other in space


    i think that's what its about but i am a very visual learning
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    fuck this shit im showing her what jerry springer is
  17. Bradley Florida Man
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    u know how irritating it is to watch japanese animation shows about flashing lights with subtitles in fucking khmai? 8 million people speak this language tops and of course my dumbass started talking into khami to her uncle and that's why he loves me and i'm like jesus fucking christ me zhau pennt penng !!
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    thats the only reason im doing this i just didnt' think i could walk up to 1 brown person be like hey do you have any daughters, sisters or lonely mothers i can fuck and then he got some guy to translate and our translator was like ya my sister is at home a mile away and im thinking ok ya now im deifnintely gonna be ina shoot out with the vietkong but fuck it im kinda lonely so i started talking to him and he drank 1 & 1;2 steel reservers and i was like ya ok and i figured hed be drunk a lil and he drove me sure enough like a mile away to his house where him and 38 relatives live and i poured this girl a cup of steel reserve into a glass and shared the other glasses with her drunk uncle and me and then i drank boff theres and she has a chrome book and loves anime iguess 18 1/2 i saw her ID we were both born on the same day of the month but 8 1/2 years apart, which i told her is great luck in america

    she doesn't like to smoke weed, or cigarettes and asked me how often i drink 211

    i said a lot
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i hope this dumb ass foreign bitich pregnant i tried fuckigm hard enough cuz ur girlfriend htst told me to
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