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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Why not go walk over there and make a friend? They're already running a train on your girlfriend regularly, might as well get something out of it aside from a half mexican child you raise as your own.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I have never seen a picture of myself I liked

    At least your appearance matches your personality.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Goofy ass motherfuckers don't even recognize when the internet is destroying pieces of their soul and changing them as a person.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i've never been attracted to a cartoon.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I thought about buying a prostitute (I never have before) when I get out of here but I kinda like not having ever had a hooker. Most of my friends have. But I've seen some hookers that were really pretty down here and they don't charge white guys that much cuz we're safe and keep coming back.

    Haven't been using any drugs, but I do really wanna smoke weed, it's been about a month for that as well.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm waiting until I get my own place before I try to start hollaring at hoes.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks, I have six outfits like this. When I'm not wearing a tie and slacks and Mr. Rodgers' Loafers, I am wearing Oasis sandals, pajama pants & American Eagle/Nike shirts. I got so much nice clothing, apparently there's tons of nice clothing left at salvation armies and goodwills around here, and so many places if you go in and tell them you don't have anything (I don't) they'll dress you for success.

    Helps that I speak impeccable english and have paperwork saying I'm in a sober living facility, job training, and my ID is from Wisconsin.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    can you make your episodes 1 episode instead of three 2minute videos? Kinda annoying.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I used my PO box
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think so.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't imagine driving for 45 minutes in order to purchase a rusted door. You know if you'd have stayed at work, you could've had one delivered for not much more.

    I can't believe you treat your father like that. Are you making up for not having sex with women and thus not begetting children?

    I imagine your children would be on par with a rusted used door, so I can see where you might be trying to replace the void caused by your involuntary celibate lifestyle.

    When you shit do you miss your friend as he is expelled from your ass?
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Unarmed Security Guard certification.

    I'm gonna stand there and protect a warehouse full of toilets & plumbing piping with a flashlight & baton.

    And by stand, I mean sit.

    16$/hr, 18 if I do third shift.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    oh i support
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    whose the girl she's with
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    They don't know I'm homeless.



    I think I clean up nice.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I like to jack off in the shower too Wariat, only I think about girls I know sucking me off or putting their ass in my face. Sometimes I face upward at the stream of hot water running down my face as I jack it while sitting on a chair (that I put in my shower for masturbatory purposes) thinking about some BIG BOOTY HOE i know IRL.

    Since I stopped watching pornography I've had a lot better time jacking off (ironically), I haven't gotten laid in about a month.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have a pound of meth in a mason jar a conversation starter


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    it's so cubey!~!~!~ and epsom salt like1~!~!~
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    can you make an NIS one that will bring users to our site? I'll spray it on the back of gravestones and at the bathroom of abortion clinics.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I really wanna fuck HTS one time before I die but I'll settle for you.

    You and I would probably have a lot more in common since we're not eunuchs.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Favourite brands of instant ramen?

    Favourite way to cook instant ramen?

    Favourite additions for instant ramen jazz ups?

    I personally like Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black. I add a chicken stock cube to it, add some extra water and crack an egg into it. All cooked on the stove, in a pot of course.

    TOP Ramen

    With boiling water, remove unused water, use 1/3 of the seasoning.

    Flaming hot cheetos.
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