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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    never seen that movie but I know he has a cool first name
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i haven't watched porn in a long time.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Still having vivid dreams. I've never dreamed so much as I have in the last month.

    This one was a little less frightening. I figured out eating sugar cookies right before bed really ramps them up, likely because i'm actively metabolizing coffee and sugar while i sleep lightly for eight hours.

    My ex Lena (White girl i was with for about a year my sophomore year of high school) got a job in the ghetto in milwaukee and she was showing up for work and she had to do some like back of the store stocking, so I was sitting there just getting drunk, walking in and out drinking beers outside and stealing them from inside and going back out and drinking and she got really upset with me 'ruining her job' so i said ok i'mma go to my job and I was pretending to work for my friend who chops up cars but really i just sat there, but I remember that he was gonna give me fake pay stubs. She was so happy I was finally working and making good money when I showed her the pay stub, so i was like okay and told her to tell her family (they were very protective) she was going to a friends house and I rode my bicycle and I saw my friend (who I didn't know at the time but met years later, superimposed in my past) and he was on a double bicycle but it was the size of one of those semi trucks that move cars to dealerships and he had someone else on the front and wanted me to get on and I watched him crash and kinda rode my bicycle around them.

    Lena was talking to a bunch of my hoodlum friends and didn't understand they were trying to get her to ask me if it'd be cool for us to run a train on her (she was very simple and didn't get much euphemisms) and I"m like no. So anyway, she's next to me and I didn't know her that well and my friends grandma showed up. We were in the low income housing where I hung out by the gas station and grandma started handing out money to the poor urchins and they were trying to sell her sweatshirts and hats and stuff cuz it was cold out and she was giving them money for clothing she was just throwing into her car asking me why they're like this.

    She thought it was like a fair or community block party and kept saying "Go where? everyone's here?" so I wanted to fuck Lena so I walked back up to my moms old house like four blocks away and I was gonna start fucking Lena and I had the biggest erection and my mom is yelling out the window "You can't come back here!" and Lena says "I thought your mom wasn't here." and I walked to the back of the garage and Lena wasn't behind me, I woke up with the biggest erection.

    Jerked off in the shower, my watch said it was 430am, so at 5am i went back to bed.

    I dreamed again that I was at the gas station but they said Lena doesn't work here anymore, so I went to my go to cooler door and there was no beer, only bottles of fucking warm water! I woke up and made some coffee.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Most liberals are concerned with civil rights which was a progressive social movement, this damped racism within their ranks. During the Jim Crow era, both parties were originally primarily against non whites.

    Learn to History noob.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    DON'T CLICK THAT LINK!~!~!~
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i use the black and white one emoled i think, recommended to me Sophie recommended to remove the banner
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    2019
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I was just fucking with you bro I don't worship other users (aside from a few users like Sudo & myself)
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone on earth wants a Gen5 Glock17.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat whats fucked up is how polish females are literwlly all gold diggers and absolute lowlives.

    You probably have nothing to offer women. I don't have money and the ones that flock to me just generally want me to do all types of disgusting sexual things to them (i do) with my big white cock.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I would consider eating pork again if the pig had fed on my ops.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    10 years.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    what kinda snacks i deserve to eat for dinner. I'm thinking peanut butter & vanilla wafers but I might go with mac and cheese with tuna.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was in my dad's house in the countryside, it was dark and there were cobwebs everywhere, it felt like being in a coffin. It felt like it was my dad's nightmare from the grave.

    I can't believe you're the reason your dad killed himself.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    bro playing the system isn't shameful

    I'm the bastard son of a landlord and a factory worker, both alcoholics from a shitty part of the city from a shitty part of America, I grew up in and out of foster homes, was molested and have a drinking problem I inherited from my mother, and an anger problem that is rivaled by no one in my family (who I don't talk to much). I was a fuck up from a fucked up place and I turned into very little.

    The fact you think this is insulting me is indicative of someone who doesn't pay attention, if I didn't want these secrets known I wouldn't have shared them. I have nothing to deny or lie about, in fact, this forum/community is the only place I've ever actually felt able to be totally honest with people.

    I'm happy to have an easy life and I have no expectations of my future except that I hope to continue being happy and making advancements even if they are minimal.

    On the other hand you won't even post a picture of yourself because of anonymity and opsec, ok fag, ur a total loser and look so ugly you know we'd roast you forever with a single image of you, probably the same reason you have no social media (no friends)
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll outlive all you kids.

    i hope i don't end up being sacrificed to the temple of the screaming electron

    but i might@!~@!@!@!@!@1
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    sorry to hear that
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Do you know how to tie a double winsor or is that a clip on

    I know how to tie a couple different knots, not sure the names of all of them. This is a half windsor and no i've never worn a clip on lol
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He moved from Wisconsin to Miami Florida. He's tan now. He has a sun kids

    Everyone can clean up nicely. Even Mash and HellaDamnLeet

    Helladamnleet has no teeth, how do you clean up that at 32 years old?

    Then he does meth and tells people about it but lost his teeth because he has a defect where there's no enamel (but not because he's smoking meth in a trailer park).

    Dude's a straight up loser with the only pussy coming from a 400lb white garbage bag that his children are turning into.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Well I know that people don't come back after 6 or 7 minutes and the flickering of electrical synapses doesn't (to me) constitute life, it's like when you pull off a grasshoppers leg and it twitches, it's not alive and neither is the frog you shove up your ass after 12 hours of electrode play.
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